A New Ninja in the Neighborhood

by DarkAvenger001

First direct sequel to my prequel story "The Choice." Wade finds himself in a ninja-centric world and works to carve out a living for himself and those that become his family.

4. Chapter 4

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Chapter 4:

Naruto's Academy Days

A few things happened after the Uchiha insurrection, with the first one happening only about a week afterwards. It's so big, so important, that I can't quite find the words for it. Uh, guess who's got ten fingers and got promoted to jonin. THIS GUY! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I got promoted to jonin for helping to take down the traitors and am now on the same level as Kurenai, Asuma, and Anko. You may all bow in reverence now and autographs may be signed later. Anyhow, on a more serious note, a few days after my promotion, I received a pair of visitors that I hadn't been expecting for at least nine years, but I guess 'Madara' was a little pissed off that I prevented his clan's desolation.

It happened when I was taking a late night walk after going a bit too long for some training. I gotta confess it probably wasn't the best idea to let my mind wander even if I was in the village 'cause the next thing I know, I'm being sent flying to the sound of someone shouting "Almighty Push!" Let me tell ya, being sent through a bunch of trees hurts. A lot! I'm just glad that Fortuna strengthened my body when she sent me here and that I further did so with all the training I did. If that hadn't been the case, I'm pretty sure every bone in my body would have been shattered.

I shook my head clear of the stars that were clouding my vision and looked up to see Tobi and Pein advancing towards me. Well, I guess it's never really said when they take their names, but whatever. I just knew one thing: I was fucked six ways to Sunday, so I did the only thing I could think of to extend my rapidly shortening lifespan: talk my ass off!

"So, what name are you going by, Tobi?" I asked.

"What do you mean? Tobi is Tobi! Tobi's a good boy!" Well, that answered that.

"Eh, fuck off, Tobi. Or should I call you Madara? Maybe you'd prefer Obito?" I asked smirking, making Obito freeze in his tracks.

"So, you know who I am?"

"Yep, the biggest traitor to the Leaf village since Orochimaru, all because you saw your crush impale herself on Kakashi's Lightning Cutter. Boo-freakin'-hoo. Or is it just because she liked Kakashi better, even while she sacrificed herself to keep the demon sealed inside her from getting into the village?"

"You don't know anything!" Obito said.

"Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that," I said, smirking, "I also 'don't' know that Rin would be disgusted with you and what you're planning to do. Yahiko would also be ashamed of you, Nagato," that stopped Pein in his tracks as well.

"You know of me?" he asked.

"You, Konan, Yahiko, your training by Jiraya, all of it," I said, secretly thanking whatever deity was looking out for me that I wasn't dead yet.

"We kill him now," Obito said, "He'll ruin our plans if we don't." Well, so much for holding out until backup arrived.

"Fuck. Divine Eyes!" I shouted, activating my bloodline trait and effectively copying Pein's, which I'd greatly enjoy later. Assuming I survived anyway.

I went through the handsigns and used my Stone Spike Graveyard jutsu at the two SS-ranked threats, who dodged it easily. Pein sent me flying again with another one of his attacks and Obito was quite literally kicking my ass with just taijutsu. I couldn't even defend myself against these two. Pretty soon, I was beaten and bloodied, lying on the ground waiting for the killing blow. There was no way I could escape, no way to fight back, yeah, I was pretty much screwed. Ya know what? Screw that sort of thinking! If I was going down, I'm goin' down fighting!

I threw a barrage of kunai and shuriken at the two, which, as I expected, did about as much good as trying to stop a tornado with a toothpick. However, that was just to slow 'em down as I ran like hell. They caught up easily enough, but the paper bombs I left slowed the two fuckers even more. I was just about to break the wooded area when Pein appeared in front of me. I tried using my Scorch release to hurt him, but it too proved to be useless. In a matter of seconds, I was surrounded by the two of them. They were about to attack me again when they suddenly stopped and looked at the village. They nodded to each other before glaring at me.

"You were lucky this time, but know that no matter what you do, there's nothing you can do to stop us," Obito said before the both of them body flickered away.

"Yeah, fuck you, too," I muttered as I let the sweet serenity of unconsciousness take me over. I'm pretty sure I heard someone calling my name as I went under.

It turns out that it was Anko and ten other jonin that scared them off. Guess they didn't want to get into any big fights just yet. I was in the hospital for about three weeks after my, uh, fight with those two. Anko, Mikoto, Naruto, and Sasuke were all there with me at some point. I'm a little upset that I missed Naruto's first day at the academy. I'd would've liked to have seen him off as any father would, but I guess being hospitalized was an acceptable excuse. During my stay at the hospital, much to my dismay, Itachi was found to be a conspirator with the other members of the Uchiha clan due to some discovered documents. I didn't buy it for a second. I knew that the Hokage and his advisors had sent Itachi to infiltrate Akatsuki, after I told them most of what I knew about them, figuring telling them too much would cause Naruto's life to change to the negative. That being said, I was seriously not happy about Itachi being sacrificed like this, though I am glad Sasuke didn't become the moody avenger thing either, but rather caring more about bringing honor back to the name of Uchiha.

Anyway, once I was all healed up, I was 'welcomed' home by a very nude Anko, albeit after everyone threw me a welcome home party. It was a few days afterwards that when the third interesting event occurred. I was doing a bit of training in the compound's training ground when I heard a quiet voice.

"Uh, um, M-Mr. Farnsworth?"

I looked to see Hinata standing there with her usual shy expression, "Ah, hey, Hinata, here to walk to the Academy with Naruto and Sasuke?" She'd been doing so since they started going to the Academy and I couldn't help but notice that Naruto was often asking her to join them in training.

She nodded, "Y-yes, sir."

"Alright," I said before yelling towards the house, "Hey, pipsqueaks, Naruto's girlfriend is here to walk with you guys to the Academy!

I greatly enjoyed the red-hot blush that made it look like Hinata was about to explode and her little 'eep!' Naruto and Sasuke came out with the Uchiha laughing at his friend's blushing and pouting face. Sometimes it's just too easy to mess with these two.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Naruto said stubbornly, not noticing Hinata's slight downcast expression.

"Well, she's a girl and she's a friend, isn't she? Then, by definition…" I started, having a playful smile on my face.

"Shut up!" Naruto said, blushing even more and getting annoyed.

Sasuke and I couldn't help but laugh at him. Figuring I'd had enough fun with him, I said, "Alright, you three, get outta here otherwise you'll be late."

"Alright, see ya, Pops!" Naruto said, giving me a hug before heading out with Hinata right on his heels.

"Bye, Wade!" Sasuke said, doing the same.

I watched them disappear down the road and a voice came from behind me, "Fugaku never treated Sasuke or Itachi like that."

I turned to see Mikoto smiling at me, "Sasuke's a good kid," I said before thinking 'Hope I can keep him that way. I like 'im.'

"Yes, I'm just glad that he hasn't been too affected by the problems that we've suffered," she said.

"Yeah, me too," I said, "What about you? How are you doing?"

She looked down at the ground in sadness, "Fine, I guess. I wish it hadn't come to this, but I'm glad it's turned out as well as it did."

"Well, uh, I'm glad," I said, having no idea what exactly I should say.

Mikoto giggled a little at my nervousness, "Would you mind coming with me? I have some shopping to do."

"Sure, just let me go and change my clothes. These ones are kind of sweaty," I said, noticing that Mikoto developed a weird look in her eyes as she looked at my sweat-drenched clothes. I shrugged it off and went inside to change my clothes. When I came back out, Mikoto was waiting patiently.

I offered my arm to her, "May I escort you to the market, my lady Uchiha?" I joked.

Mikoto deciding to play along, giggled and wrapped her arm around mine, "I'd be delighted, Lord Farnsworth."

We walked to the market like that. On the way, she started leaning her head on my shoulder. I didn't think anything of it at first, until about the third store when she started looking at dresses, which were each slinkier and more gorgeous than the last.

"You know, Anko was telling me a few things the other day that were very intriguing," Mikoto said as she held up a red dress against her body to check its size to hers.

"Oh, yeah?" I asked, sitting on a chair in the waiting area.

"Yes, apparently she gave you permission to date other women," Mikoto said in a matter-of-fact tone, making me flinch in surprise.

"If she's trying to push you into something, I can talk to her," I said.

"That's assuming that I find the idea distasteful. I might think it's kind of hot, you, me, Anko, and any number of hot, sweaty, sexy female bodies writhing in orgasmic bliss," Mikoto teased, giving me a cheeky smile in the mirror.

I could feel my face light up like a neon light and I gulped nervously, which only succeeded in making the Uchiha matriarch giggle. This woman was spending WAY too much time with Anko.

"Well, uh, is there anything else we need to get?" I asked, trying to get the conversation to change.

This just made her get another bout of the giggles, "A few things. You know, I never really thanked you for opening your home up to me."

"That's not necessary," I said, waving off her comment.

"I insist. In fact, Anko is working late and Sasuke and Naruto are doing a late night study session tonight, so they should be busy for a while," Mikoto said, "So, how about you and I go out to eat tonight?"

"What, you mean like a date?" I asked.

"Yes, would that be so bad?" she asked, smiling sweetly.

"No! No, it's just…are you sure you're ready? I don't want you to rush into something you're not ready for," I said.

"You're sweet, but I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't ready," she said, kissing me on the cheek.

"Alright, then it's a date," I said before we left to head to the new store.

"Hey, Mikoto!" a voice called to our left and we saw that it was Tsume Inuzuka.

"Hey, Wade, would you mind getting the rest of the groceries? I want to speak with Tsume," she said, offering me the grocery list.

I shrugged, "No problem," I said, taking the list from her and heading to the stores where the items were located in.

I got the items easily enough and, when I came out, I found Mikoto and Tsume whispering to each other. When they spotted me, Tsume got this almost hungry expression. Anyone else I probably wouldn't think about it, but due to her clan's bond to the hounds, it made me a little nervous. Shaking the emotions off, I headed over to the two women. Tsume said 'goodbye' and headed off, though she did give me a glance over her shoulder.

"That's everything," I told Mikoto.

"Great, let's head home."

We took the supplies back to the compound and worked to put them away. Afterwards, Mikoto decided to join me for some training. She dressed in a dark blue jumpsuit, similar to the one the Third Hokage will wear in his fight with Orochimaru, just minus the helmet, with the Uchiha clan symbol on the back. I'm happy to say that I gave her a run for her money in our sparing sessions and she gave me some great pointers on using the Sharingan. I also started working on learning to use my new Rinnegan, though doing so really takes a lot out of me. Night came pretty quick and, with my date with Mikoto coming soon, I dressed up in one of my more formal outfits and waited downstairs for her to get ready. Sasuke and Naruto were in the living room by the front door working on some jutsu scroll. I gave them some pointers as I waited. Our attention was drawn by someone clearing their throat. The two boys and I looked to see Mikoto standing in the doorway. She was wearing a strapless dark red dress with a slit up the side to give a good view of her leg up to her mid-thigh. All three of us had our jaws drop to the ground.

"Whoa," was all I could say, making Mikoto smile and blush.

"Wow, Auntie Mikoto, you look awesome!" Naruto said.

"Yeah, mom, you've never worn something like that!" Sasuke said.

"Well, that's because I just got this today and I haven't had a reason to wear something like this for a long while," she said, making Sasuke nod in understanding.

'Guess Fugaku wasn't one to take his wife out for a night on the town. Dumb ass,' I thought before asking, "Well, shall we go?"

"Yes, please," she said, wrapping her arms around me.

Before we stepped out, I yelled back at the two boys, "See ya later, you two, remember no fire jutsu in the house and make sure the strippers are out of the house by the time we get back!"

The two boys rolled their eyes and just waved me to leave. Eh, whatever, it made Mikoto laugh. We headed to this restaurant called the Leaf Dragon that I found that my family owns a share in, so I can get us a table even without a reservation. We had a pretty good date. She told me about her life, her arranged marriage with Fugaku, which I thought explained so much, and her wish to leave the shinobi ranks to be a full-time mom, though she did like to train a bit, which she can do more now that she's no longer under Fugaku's thumb. Apparently, the Uchiha patriarch didn't like his wife being stronger than him. I assured her that I wasn't the same way, I personally liked a girl that could defend herself, though I admittedly did have a thing for rescuing the damsel-in-distress too. I told her my desire to help Naruto and now Sasuke to become the best ninja they can be. We spent hours just enjoying each other's company and before we even realized it, the restaurant was closing, so we had to leave. We headed back to the compound with the lovely Mikoto on my arm. Naruto and Sasuke were already in bed by the time we got back and Anko still wasn't back.

"I had a great time, Mikoto," I said, smiling at her.

She answered me by grabbing my head and pulling me in for a deep kiss, her tongue invading my mouth. When we both separated from each other, we were both panting, trying to get our breath back.

"Mikoto, are you-?" she cut me off by placing a finger to my lips.

"Stop, I've been wanting to do this for a while," she said, "I won't have any regrets, so please make me yours."

"As you wish," I said, using the body flicker to teleport into my bedroom.

She pushed me onto the bed and slowly unzipped her dress to let it pool at her feet. My jaw hit the floor when I was graced by the uninhibited view of her flawless body. She walked towards me with an extra sway in her hips and straddled my waist, grinding her already wet womanhood against my bulge.

"Do I meet you approval?" she asked as she continued to give me a lapdance.

"Definitely," I said, kissing her deeply on the lips.

She gently lifted my shirt up off my head to give me butterfly kisses on my chest. Damn, she was good! She was driving me right up the wall, even more so when she slipped her hand into my pants to grip my shaft. She stood up just to push my pants down, freeing my rock hard shaft. She licked her lips with a hungry expression at the erect cock. She lowered herself down on it, making the two of us moan at the feeling of our being linked.

"You feel so good, Wade," Mikoto murmured into my ear, "So much better than Fugaku ever did."

"You're good too, Mikoto," I said, kissing up and down her neck, making her quiver.

She then began bouncing up and down on my cock, her boobs bouncing in my face. I latched my lips on her right nipple, while grabbing the left boob with my hand. I started thrusting in time with her bounces, making her already tight pussy walls get even tighter. I was quickly reaching my limit.

"Mikoto, I'm cumming!"

"Me too, darling! I've been waiting for sooo loonnng! Don't pull out, just cum inside!"

I was way too far gone to even care, so I did just as she requested with a loud groan as she moaned while arching backwards. I caught her by wrapping my arms around her back and waist to keep her from falling off. I pulled her back to me and she snuggled up into my chest.

"That was amazing, darling," Mikoto murmured into my chest, rubbing her face into my torso.

"Yeah, it was," I said kissing her on the top of the head.

"Well, it certainly took you two long enough to take my offer," a voice from the doorway said.

We looked to see Anko, leaning against the doorframe.

"Hey, beautiful, you weren't home, so we-" I started only to be cut off by her raising her hand.

"Relax, I'm not mad. I did give you both permission after all," she said, "However," she started closing the door and letting her trench coat slip to the floor, "I will be if you two are too tired for another round."

Mikoto and I looked at each other with lustful smiles, "Get over here," I ordered. Anko hurried over to join in.

Timeskip 8 years:

So, not much of interest happened during Naruto's and Sasuke's Academy years. I took a few missions that I was assigned, but most of them were pretty boring, delivering messages, dealing with bandits, that sort of thing. I gained a couple levels of my sharingan, further learned to use my Rinnegan, and expanded my jutsu repertoire. I even gained a couple levels of my sharingan! The day of the two boys' final exam I woke up early.

A female voice next to me groaned at being woken up and sleepily said, "Morning, my love."

"Good morning, my beautiful bride," I told the still groggy Mikoto as I kissed her on her cheek. Yeah, that's right. I'm now the husband of two beautiful women and the stepfather of Sasuke Uchiha. I looked to my other side to find that my other wife wasn't there, "Huh, Anko must already be up."

"Yeah, so are you up to wish the boys luck before they do their final exam?" she asked.

"Yep, then I'll probably do some training until lunch. Then, I was thinking the three of us could have lunch together," I said, "Though I guess I should say the five of us, shouldn't I?" I asked putting my hand on Mikoto's engorged stomach. Mikoto was a good five months pregnant with our first kid. We'd wanted to wait until the boys were in the last leg of their Academy days before we tried for a kid.

"Oh, darling, you train far too much. You'll run yourself ragged if you don't relax a little," she said, kissing me on the cheek.

"The stronger I get, the better I can protect my family, so I think I haven't worked hard enough," I said, smiling at her while I gently rubbed her bump.

"Oh!" she said, flinching slightly.

"What's the matter?"

"Your child just kicked me."

"That means it agrees with me," I said smirking as I kissed her bump.

"Oh joy, he's going to be a troublemaker, just like his father," she said with a content smile.

"We should only be so lucky," I said, moving to kiss her on the lips. When we were about an inch apart, the instincts that I'd trained suddenly screamed in my head. "Look out!" I yelled pushing her down to the ground as a senbon needle pierced the wall flew right where we'd been a second before.

"Thank you, love," Mikoto said as I helped her back up.

We got dressed in a hurry and went downstairs to the kitchen where the needle came from. We found every surface in the room imbedded with needles and kunai with Sasuke and Naruto clutching each other, shaking in fear while hiding under the kitchen table. Anko was panting heavily with a look of anger on her face.

"What happened?" I asked.

"They called me fat!" Anko shouted, putting her hand on her three months pregnant stomach.

"No, we didn't!" Naruto shouted, poking his head out from under the table, "We just said that our younger sibling seemed to be coming along nicely!"

I sighed, "First of all, Anko, you need to be careful where you throw those knives and needles, you almost hit Mikoto with one that went through the floor and wall," she flinched at the reprimand, not liking the idea she almost hit her pregnant sister-wife or me. I knew that if she really wanted to hit Naruto or Sasuke she could have, she was just trying to scare them. I turned my attention to the two boys. "And you two, what did I say about talking about discussing the appearance of these two lovely ladies while they were in this condition?"

"Uh, not to?" Naruto asked.

"Unless…?"

"It's to say how good they look?" Sasuke suggested.

"Bingo," I said, "Now, get ready you boys have got a final exam to ace." So, thanks to my, Anko's, and Mikoto's help, both of the boys were the head of their class, having greater skills than anyone else in their class.

"Right!" the two said simultaneously before rushing off to grab their supplies and head to the academy. My wives and I went with them. When we got there, there were two groups of girls yelling at each other, essentially being just "Sasuke!" "No, Naruto" over and over. Turns out they were arguing over who was cooler. Yep, Naruto and Sasuke both had a fan club of girls. Funny enough, the leader of Naruto's group was Ino, while Sasuke's was Sakura. While I watched this with great amusement, Hinata made her way over to us.

"Uh, um, h-hello, everyone, are you ready for the final?" she asked, still nervous, though we have gotten to work on that a little bit.

"You betcha," Naruto said giving her his foxy smile and a thumbs up.

She giggled, "Well, we should be going before we're late," she said turning to leave but suddenly stopping and turning back to my blonde son, "O-Oh, th-there's something e-else," she said moving towards Naruto."

"What is it?" he asked, too dense to realize what was completely obvious to my wives and I.

"T-this," she said before quickly giving him a kiss on his cheek, making her blush a deep red, "F-for good luck."

Pretty much everyone was stunned that Hinata did that, few more so than the flustered Naruto. His fan club was glaring at the Hyuuga girl for 'stealing' his first kiss. The girl then turned around and hurried off, leaving her stunned crush behind. I couldn't hold it in anymore and began to laugh at Naruto's stunned expression. Shaking out of it, Naruto went after her with a chuckling Sasuke. With the boys in the Academy, my wives and I left to head for home.

The day passed pretty quickly and we headed back to the academy where Sasuke and Naruto were waiting to tell us that they were both chosen to be rookie of the year, having both being given perfect scores on their exams. I'll bet that pissed Mizuki off to no end! Ha! To celebrate, we headed out to eat as a family to the Leaf Dragon. After dinner, I left my family at home and headed to where I'd learned a few years before the Sacred Scroll was located. As I figured, without Naruto failing his exam and not being able to convince him to do it for him, Mizuki was forced to try and steal the scroll himself, but what I hadn't expected was Iruka, my friend, to be helping him. Then I remembered that perhaps the whole reason Iruka doesn't hate Naruto in the canon because the Hokage gives him the schpeal about Naruto's origin, so that he'll be a friend to Naruto, but since I adopted Naruto, he wouldn't have a reason to do so. In short, I made a boo-boo.

I announced my presence by launching a flurry of kunai and shuriken at the two traitors. They sensed my attack and dodged them, which I pretty much expected so I went through my handsigns and shouted, "Earth Style: Obsidian Sword!"

This made a sword of obsidian (duh!) appear on my arm, covering my hand, and I charged the two. I slashed Mizuki across the chest and roundhouse kicked Iruka.

"Tch! Looks like the demon brat's protector caught us!" Mizuki said.

"Looks like it. Should we kill him?" Iruka asked.

"Yeah, we can claim the demon's corruption caused him to steal the scroll after we hand it over to Lord Orochimaru. We'll be seen as heroes!"

"There's just one problem with that little plan," I said in a bored expression.

"What's that?" Mizuki asked.

"I can do this!" I shouted as I made a cross-shaped handsign before shouting, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" I created about a hundred shadow clones each armed just like me. We charged at the two chuunin traitors and, with my superior numbers and training, knocked out Mizuki by hitting him hard in the face and impaling Iruka on multiple blades. "Good bye, my friend," I said, tears dripping my face. In the back of my mind, I could feel something happening to my body, but I paid it no mind as I lopped off his head. Looking at the corpse of Iruka and the unconscious Mizuki, I called out, "Lord Hokage, Kakashi, Ibiki!"

The three appeared from their hiding spots and the Hokage spoke first, "It's just like you said, but you failed to mention that Iruka would be involved as well."

"I also told you that some things I warn you about might not happen exactly as I tell you will, thus you need to be able to adapt to the changes," I said in a sad tone.

I'd warned the Hokage about this little issue three days ago to allow him enough time to set the trap. He didn't like the idea of a traitor being in our midst, but he was willing to give me the benefit of the doubt.

"Thanks for keeping one of them alive for interrogation," Sarutobi said.

I shrugged, "No problem, now if you'll excuse me, I have a family to return home to."

The Hokage nodded and gave me room to head out. I started leaping from rooftop to rooftop to head back home. When I was gone, Kakashi spoke up, "So that's the father of two of my soon-to-be-genin team members, huh?"

"Yes, you've got quite a bit of work in store for you," Sarutobi said.

Little did I know that Naruto and I had another surprise coming up soon. The true status of one Kushina Uzumaki.

A/N: Please remember to review with any comments, question, concerns, or constructive criticism that you might have.