Hawkeye was quite surprised when he arrived at the Officer's Lounge. A long line of people was lined up outside of the building in a long line which stretched around to the other side of the building. With a look of anger on his face, he reached down deep into his pants and extracted his revolver, raised it up into the air at an angle of 57.9°, and pulled the trigger. The camp was filled with a loud noise, which sounded remarkably like a gunshot. Most of the people in the line ran away, clearing the way for Hawkeye and Honeycut to enter.
"What's going on in here?" Hawkeye demanded as he stomped into the Officer's Lounge.
Hawkeye was amazed at what he saw. The Officer's Lounge was filled with clowns and animals! One of the clowns walked over to Hawkeye. Hawkeye was entranced by his big red nose.
"Why have you scared away our audience?" exclaimed the clown.
"First thing's first. Who are you and what are you doing here?" Hawkeye exclaimed.
"I'm Bobo the Clown, and this is my traveling circus! We are here to perform for the camp!" Bobo said exasperatedly.
"The circus has come to camp on the same day as General Butler! How are we supposed to cover this up?" Honeycut moaned.