"I fear you." Naruto stared at his teammate currently moaning in agony in front of his own room.
"Thank you." Sakura smirked and glanced at the black haired woman next to her."But I should not be the one you fear."
"Ara? Sasuke-chan, you know not to sleep on the floor." The woman answered with a little giggle.
"Mikoto-san, I don't think it was intentional." Sakura brandished a needle and administered the antidote directly onto his jugular.
"Why there?!" Naruto wanted to run away.
"Felt like it."
"Sooo, I heard the kazekage was gonna pay us a visit." She slung the prone figure on the bed and closed the door behind her.
He scratched his head and turned his head to the side, avoiding to look into her eyes. He remembered the last time Gaara was here. His village definitely needed medics and Sakura had to stay in Suna for a long time, enough to get new stalkers not that she knew it.
"Urgh..." Ino tried to get up from her position but found herself stuck."The fuck?"
"Oh hey Ino!"
"Naruto, I don't think she's gonna let you live any longer if you don't let her go." Sakura thought it was funny to watch them squirm from their tangled limbs.
"But you're the one who told me to pick her up!"
"Pick her up, not put a wrestling move on her though I have to admit it was well done."clap clap clap
"Let m-ouch!"
"Naruto."
"What! I just put her down!"
"You mean you knocked her out." She sighed."I should have expected as much from you."
"Sasuke, still alive?" She kicked his body. It didn't move."Guess not."
"Maa maa, Sakura-chan, could you deliver this to Itachi?" Mikoto brandished a lunch box from nowhere and handed it to her.
"Hum, where is he supposed to be at this hour?"
"I'm sure you will be able to find him in his office in the anbu quarters." She was pushed out of the house followed shortly after by the blondes.
"I'll leave you to take care of Ino. Or just get her home. See you later." She did not let him the time to respond before leaving sakura blossoms float in the air.
"The cockroach has not moved from her hair..."He picked her up and walked to the streets. He didn't know where she lived.
"So, his office?" She bypassed the tired but guarded and ready to attack at any moment shinobi to knock on the door.
"Enter." She pushed the door and closed it behind her.
"Itachi-san, Mikoto-san wanted me to deliver you this." Oh, please tell her it was jut an illusion.
"Hn."
The third person in the room turned towards her with wide eyes before narrowing them.
"You."
"Me."
"You."
"Me."
"You're dead."
"Well then goodbye." She ran out of the building with the sister of the kazekage on her heels.
"Slut! Fucking bitch! How dare you show your face to me?!" Temari cried out of rage while dislodging her fan from its sheath.
"I'm no slut! I'll have you know he was my first!"
"And your last!"
"Too late!" She sang her sentence to annoy the suna kunoichi.
"Aaahhhhrrr!"
"Hahahahaha!" Was she growing nuts? Nah. Oh a sake bottle. She didn't remember hiding that in her clothes. She drank it all in one gulp and threw it behind her. Whipping her head around to see her target, she missed the one in front of her and collided with a male body.
"Ah sorry." They had fallen hard against the concrete.
"You smell like alcohol." The male voice uttered out. Sakura leaned on her arms and pushed to see him.
"Shisui?"
"Hey."
"Bitch!" They jumped from their position and looked at the woman waving her fan around.
"Oh need some help?" He asked her. She just gave him another bottle of sake. He deadpanned but still gathered her in his arms before vanishing and demonstrating why he bore the moniker Shunshin no Shisui.
They heard a great scream from afar.
"Danna, why are we here, un?"
"Don't make me repeat, idiot." The redhead slapped the blond over the head and turned to his charge.
"Cousin, I have to admit it's strange of you to come with me to Konoha." Gaara spoke calmly with his arms crossed and his sand killing any bugs coming with a few feet of them.
"The leader found a new recruit in Konoha, we have to go. It's all but a coincidence that you're also going." Sasori was hidden inside his puppet and waved its tail hazardously.
"He's just taking advantage of us." Kankuro grumbled." Saves them money."
"Shut up brat."Sasori threateningly loomed over him.
"We're here." Gaara stopped walking and held his hand up.
At the gate, Naruto was talking with the guards and watched the newcomers.
"Fuck."
"Is there a reason why you won't let me go, Shisui?" Sakaru arched her eyebrow.
"Your lap is comfortable and it's the perfect spot for a nap." Shisui snuggled further in her thighs with her body hanging at the edge of the saidame's face statue by the help of her chakra.
"Or you just thought I didn't see you bleeding from an injury."She lazily spat out.
"That's why you're healing me, right?" He pointed to her hands lit up in a gentle green shade."You won't drag me to the hospital."
"Why, you sound so certain."
"If she's here, her brother will be." Sakura grew still.
"And with him comes Sasori." She facepalmed.
"Sasori?" Shisui grabbed her hand away from her face.
"...long story..."