Dean sat on his bed, alone. Thank God Sammy wasn't there to see his sweaty, panting brother. Dean hadn't cleaned himself up yet and remained sitting, head in his sticky sticky hands. "What was Cass doing… standing there just… staring at me?" Dean asked aloud, raising his head to look up at the ceiling.
"It was part of his second trial."
Dean looked up in alarm, covering his naked body, to see Gabriel leaning against the motel door with a smirk on his face. "What the hell, dude?!"
"Castiel's trials are going quite beautifully, if I say so myself." The mischievous angel walked towards Dean like a predator, a purr escaping his throat. "Although, I think I'll finish the third trial and dismiss Cass from his job."
Dean clutched a blanket against his sweaty, naked body, nervous. "W-what trials?…" Gabriel sat on the bed with Dean and caressed his face, sending a shiver down Dean's spine. All of a sudden, Castiel poofed into the room.
"Don't worry, Deanie-weanie," Super-Cass said (while wearing a cape). "I'll save your virginity." Precious Deanie's eyes twinkled like falling angels in the night sky.
"My hero," he squeaked. Castiel tickled Gabriel and he became naked. Both of them.
"Leave my Deanie alone," Cass screamed. Gabriel became scared and pooped away. Cass turned and looked at Dean. Dean's breath hitched in the back of his throat because of the intense stare Cass gave him. Castiel pounced on Dean, pinning him to the bed.
"It's time to finish my third trial," he purred. Dean looked into Castiel's eyes as the angel slowly lowered his face to Dean's. There was a long silence.
"April Fools."
"W-what?…"
The lights flicked on, and there stood Gabriel and Sammy, laughing their asses off as confetti fell from the ceiling. Castiel jumped away and joined in on Gabriel and Sam's laughter as Dean, ashamed, covered his mother-fucking huge erection.
"S-so," Dean whispered. "Do you have any feelings for me at all?"
Castiel looked at Dean with a blank stare.
"What the fuck are you talking about?"