AN: A little comic-turned-skit I made up while waiting for Mercenaries 3D to be explains why this skit is so short. I do not own a 3DS (yet!) but I will buy one for myself in the near future now that I have the money!
Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, the characters, or the Mercenaries games. (Even though the idea for a 'Complete Edition' of Mercs is currently mine... I wish.)
(Living Room of Redfield House)
**Ada & Jill are sitting on the couch. Jill is intensely playing a video game while Ada watches**
Claire: **walks in, sees TV** Hey, what's this game? **leans on back of sofa**
Ada: It's called The Mercenaries: Complete Edition. Some fans sent it to us. **to Jill** Watch out for the Executioner.
Claire: Cool. Who's in it?
Ada: It has Chris, Jill, Leon, myself, Wesker, Krauser, and Sheva.
Jill: It also includes Barry, HUNK, Rebecca, and Excella.
Claire: **pissed off** SERIOUSLY? Rebecca and Excella made it in Mercenaries? What the heck happened there?
Jill: Shoot, the Executioner got me. Time to retry again.
Ada: Not sure. Only Capcom knows.
Claire: **angrily** You know what! I'm going to talk to the guys at Capcom and see if we can't sort this out.
Jill: **focused** You do that Claire.
(A few days later)
Claire: **dancing in glee** Capcom agreed to put me in the next Mercenaries game! I'm so happy I could go on a shooting spree!
Jill: **impressed** Wow! There's supposed to be a really long waiting list on place slots in those games.
Claire: Kinda weird, isn't it? But I'm not complaining!
(In the kitchen)
Ada: **on the phone, listening in shock** . . . You told me there was a waiting list! …What do you mean I've been bumped out of my spot?
And that's how Claire Redfield got her spot in Mercenaries 3D! (and why Ada isn't in it!)
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