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Duo/Heero
After War life, completely OOC *grins* hopefully in a good way!

Of Sugar and Fluff
Trains

Heero stepped out of the house and closed the door behind him. Turning around to Duo he stopped dead dropping his keys "Wha, wha, what are you wearing?" The surprised soldier stammered. With a confused expression the braided pilot looked down over his clothes "What? It's typical train wear. Plus we can make people think that we're crazy"
"I think that they'll believe you" Heero replied looking again at the punk/gypsy/tourist/train spotter wear.
"At least take the glasses off. They make you look like Lady Une."
Horrified Duo threw the glasses up in the air, and with lightning speed Heero's gun appeared from his shorts. A high-pitched squawk and a tinkling of glass echoed out and Heero backed into the car whistling innocently. Duo thwapped him upside his head and they set off for the train station.
As the car pulled out of the drive Duo turned with a raised eyebrow "Where do you keep that gun?"
With a slight soldierly smile Heero turned and looked seriously into violet eyes "In my shorts"
Narrowing his eyes the braided pilot shook his head in disbelief "But you wear spandex"
Grinning again Heero turned back to the road "So where are we going?"
Shrugging Duo emptied his pockets "Wherever this'll get me."
Looking at the pile of pennies, buttons, chocolate wrappers and sticky things he chose to ignore he smirked "We're going down the road and to the left?"
Fishing in Heero's pockets the Deathscythe pilot grinned mischievously. "Ahh. So that's where you keep your gun"
Staring down at the impish face Heero smiled "If you keep doing that then we're not going anywhere!"
Flipping his braid over his shoulder Duo prodded his lover in the side "Choo Choo"

They stepped into the train station, Duo grinning at the crowds avoiding him and his multi-coloured clothing, "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" Duo jumped and pointed.
Blinking rapidly Heero blankly followed the wildly gesturing hand "What?"
"Look." Duo chirped wide-eyed, again Heero looked around the dark station, through the miserable crowds and overpriced shops to... "Oh God no!"
Reaching out Duo grabbed the tanned hand and dragged the spandex clad boy to the photo booth.
"Duo. You don't need stickers!" He was roughly pushed inside the booth "Really."
Duo ignored the whining voice, dug into the spandex and deposited the money into the slot.
Grinning the braided boy turned to Heero and went back inside the spandex.
Later the two emerged ruffled. Duo struck a pose to the people waiting outside as Heero hung his head and blushed slightly. An old woman stuck up two thumbs smiling happily, "Look Doris, two lovely young boys"
Duo went and removed his stickers from the booth and handed one to the woman. The soldier's eyes widened and he ducked behind a column hiding his head in his hands.
"Look" Duo said when he found the flushed pilot and pointed to the photo booth, "We're a good influence."
Eying the rocking booth Heero raised an eyebrow. "What?" Duo questioned, "They liked the picture!"

Finally on a train, leaving the sticker decorated station behind them they took a seat and waited for the train to move.
Behind them a small child kicked at Heero's seat repeatedly while Duo glared at the older woman in the seat opposite him who played tirelessly on her mobile phone, subjecting the entire train carriage to the shrill beeping.
Heero rested his head in his hands rubbing at his temples, bump, bump, bump, beep, beep, beep, Duo's fingers joined in with the chorus of annoyance, drumming his fingers on the table in front of them bump, beep, drum, beep.
Heero turned in his seat and growled down at the child. They stared up at the soldier with wide green eyes, then giggled and punching hard the seat. Heero half raised from his seat when his attention was drawn to the braided pilot flying from his seat towards the phone, "Du…oh?" The phone flew over his head hitting the small child right between the eyes. Heero grinned happily as his lover returned to his seat. "See Hee-chan, this is why trains are fun!"
Leaning to the side Heero spied two members of security marching towards them, they reached the two and looked sternly down at them. Duo looked to Heero at his side, then to the two pairs of eyes "Err…Oops?"

On the floor outside of the toilet Heero laughed again.
"Stop it." Duo sulked pulling his arm, listening to the handcuff chink of the rail. Heero looked at the pouting lip and burst out laughing again. The door in front of them swooshed open and the two old women from the photo booth before emerged. Duo waved wildly with his free arm while Heero's face crumpled, once they wandered out of ear shot he stuck out his tongue "Err, ick, yuck."
Duo raised an eyebrow "What?"
"Hey, the eyebrow thing is mine, and…bleugh, old and…yeurgh."
"One day we'll be like that"
"What, women?"
Duo laughed and the door swung open again, and any response from the braided boy's lips was lost on the soldier who sat with his mouth open, "Duo, look!"
"What?"
"The doors…there like…"
"Doors?" Duo guessed.
"No" Heero scorned "Like, like Star Trek doors."
"Ey, you promised never to mention those days of Trekkieness again, though I bet you would be cute in Spock ears…Hee-chan?"
Duo looked about for his vanished lover and bit his lower lip, when the doors in front opened slowly to reveal Heero behind them with his chest puffed out, standing in a Superman pose, "Captain to the bridge?"
"Erm, Heero?"
The soldier looked to Duo on the floor, "Man down, man down," his head swung to the Guards once again making their journey towards them, "Attack of the Borg!"
"Yeah, whichever captain you are, stun them with your…. gun stunner thingy."
Heero reached into his pretend belt and pointed his fingers at the two, "Don't move"
"Or you'll what, point us to death?" laughed security.
Heero shook his fingers and made pshu pshu noises while running towards them.

"This was fun!" Duo said looking to Heero next to him.
The soldier nodded yanking at the handcuff restraining his own hand "What do we do now?"
Duo's eyes glinted as he smiled wickedly "Choo Choo!"

END