"Doo dee doo dee doo." Linny sang as she skipped over to the cast. "I am very pleased to say that we already have a new dare, and I apologize for my last chapter being so short. So today, I'd like you all to meet Steampunk Kimono, who I have randomly nicknamed Kimmy!"
Kimmy walked onstage, an evil grin crawling up her cheeks. "I dare Dib to confess his love for Zim!" She giggled.
"WHAT?" They cried.
Linny looked thoughtful for a moment, then she clapped her hands. Two glass bottles appeared in each, holding a bright pink liquid. She handed them to the boys, saying "Drink up!"
Dib stared at the liquid in disgust. "What'll it do?"
"Zim does not wish to drink this... fluid." Zim said, holding it at arms length.
"DRINK IT!" Linny screamed, her eyes blazing red and her hair on fire.
With a quick glance at each other, Dib and Zim gulped down the liquid. Linny returned back to normal to watch.
Once they finished, Dib gazed at Zim dreamily.
"Zim, I've always loved you." He said sluggishly. "Your long antennae, your ruby eyes, your nature of destroying everything in your path... It makes me tingle all over."
"Oh Dib-Monkey." Zim said, his voice as dreamy as Dib's.
They drew closer together, slowly resting their hands on each others shoulders. Then they kissed, Irken and human, gently and lovingly.
"What did you give them?" Kimmy giggled to Linny, who was pounding the floor with her fists, roaring with laughter.
"L-l-love p-potion." She gasped, straightening up. "It'll wear off any time now..."
Sure enough, Zim and Dib drew apart, stared at each other for a few seconds, then screamed.
Dib ran away from Zim, screaming and sputtering. He found a bucket of water and dunked his head into it. He surfaced, his cheeks full of water, and gargled, spitting it onto the floor.
"I can still taste him! I CAN STILL TASTE HIM!" Dib screamed.
Zim was running repeatedly into a wall.
"Forget, forget, FORGET!" He was crying.
"See you next time!" Linny gasped, clutching her belly, tears of laughter leaking from her eyes.