Part 4
Caroline took a deep breath, even though she didn't have to breath. She glared at Damon, cleared her throat, then hopped out of the car. She held up her head high, then strode towards the front door. Caroline grabbed a cherry blow pop from her purse, unwrapped it, placed it into her mouth, sucking on it, then knocked on the door before her friends could follow. She felt Damon behind her before the door opened up. Caroline didn't even look at whom answered the door, she put on a huge grin. "I'm Candy Lips, did anybody order a stripper?"She asked, in her most flirty voice, giggling. She heard a snort, a gasp, then laughter. She blinked then gazed at the person in front of her, then let out a loud shriek.
Caroline let out a loud shriek, backing up slightly, accidentally knocking into Damon and knocking him down, causing him to let out a loud girly shriek. She bit her lip, looking away from the door, looking down at Damon who was trying to get up off of the filthy floor, grumbling under his breath when he had some trouble.
Rebekah snorted, "What the FUCK?" The shorter vampire looked Caroline over and snorted, "And to think that I didn't think you'd ever be able to get even more slutty then you already were."She rolled her eyes, scowling at Caroline, she then glanced down at the other lady on the floor, her eyes blinking in surprise.
Kol elbowed Rebekah out of the way, glaring at his sister. "Don't be rude Bekah! The lady asked if anybody ordered a stripper."Kol said, grinning happily as he eyed the now red head up and down, licking his lips. "I don't recall ordering a stripper, but since when do I say no to a women offering to take her clothes off for me?"He asked, winking.
Elijah slapped Kol over the head growling under-neath his breath. "That is no way to speak to a lady!"
Klaus stormed over to the door, pushing Elijah out of the way and grabbed Kol's neck,lifting him up in the air slightly, "Especially not my lady."He growled, then tossed him onto the ground next to female Damon. Klaus then turned his attention to Caroline, glared at her and spat, "Don't you have any class? Put on some clothes you look like a prostitute." He then turned around and walked back into his home.
Caroline stood there speechless. She has never been this embarrassed before in her entire 18 year old life. She turned around and kicked Damon in the balls. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"She screamed! Caroline ignored Damon's whimper of pain, then pushed Rebekah out of her way and walked into the house uninvited.
"Hey bitch where do you think you are going?"Rebekah demanded, following Caroline. She stood in front of her with her arms folded over her chest, glaring at the red haired vampire.
Damon whimpered, "Bitch! I hate you!"He shouted.
Kol sat up seeing the whimpering girl and frowned, he stood up, offered his hand to the little lady. "You are alright there gorgeous?"He asked.
Katherine, Bonnie and Jeremy walked closer to them, each of them chuckling.
Katherine wrapped her arms around Elijah, kissing his cheek, then turned her attention to Damon and Kol. She smirked, slapped Kol's hand away, grabbed Damon's hand and pulled him up. "You alright sweetie? That bitch didn't hurt you did she?"She asked, laughing.
Elijah looked at Katherine, then Damon, then back at Katherine, then back at Damon. "What the hell? Is that."He started to say, looking at a female Damon and snorted, "Is that Damon Salvatore?"He asked.
Kol squealed when he heard what his brother said. He glared at Damon and shouted, "EWWW! I can't believe I Just called you gorgeous!"He stomped into his house, pouting. He ignored everybody's laughing.
Everybody eventually followed and walked into the house. Klaus was sitting in his black leather chair, Caroline was lying on a black leather couch, Rebekah was still standing with her arms over her chest glaring at Caroline, and the younger vampire continued to ignore her. Elijah sat down in another leather chair. Damon lay down on Caroline, causing her to shriek and kick him off of her, causing everyone to laugh when he once again fell to the ground.
"YOU bitch! That will be the last time you kick me to the ground today!"Damon ordered. "You are going to give me a bruise or make my break a nail." That comment caused a few chuckles and snorts in the group.
Jeremy sat down on another couch, with Bonnie sitting next to him and Katherine sitting on his other side. Rebekah walked over and sat down on the arm rest of Klaus's seat, still glaring at Caroline.
"Will somebody please tell me what the hell is going on?"Klaus asked. Nobody looked at him or even acknowledge that he spoke. He glared at Caroline and demanded, "WELL?"
Caroline sniffled, "You called me a hooker!"She pouted. Causing nearly everyone in the room to snort or laugh.
"Well you did offer to strip slut."Rebekah said, scowling at the bitch.
"NO I did not offer to strip you dumb bimbo! I asked if anybody ordered a stripper! There is a difference!"Caroline snapped.
"I'd still love to watch you strip."Kol said, smiling proudly at Caroline. He then screamed loudly,placing his hands on his head.
Everybody looked at Bonnie and either glared at her or smirked.
"What? The nancy boy asked for it."Bonnie mumbled.
"Why is there a witch in my home?"Someone asked.
"Why is there a human here?"Another vampire asked.
"Why are all of you here?"Another vampire asked.
"Where is chick vampires brother?"Someone asked.
"Why the fuck is that baby bitch in my house?"Rebekah growled.
"WELL?"Klaus demanded once again, causing some chuckles in the group.
"Will you all fucking quit bitching before I kick all of your asses?"Katherine asked, growling.
"Fancy meeting you here Katerina. I am surprised you had the bollocks to come to me house, seeing as I chased after you for over a hundred years."Klaus snapped. Katerina mock smiled at him, and ignored him.
"I have a better question for all of you. Why is Damon Salvatore dressed as a female?"Elijah asked.
"A HOT female!"Kol stated, pouting. All the girls giggled at that, because its true. Damon does look like a hot girl.
Damon grinned, blinking his eyes girlishly, "Oh stop it. Please stop it."He fake giggled, pretending to hide behind his hands.
"And why is he acting like a chick also? Witch did you do that?"Rebekah asked, laughing.
Bonnie glared at the blond vampire, folding her arms over her chest. "No I did not do that! It isn't my fault that Damon's sexuality is finally coming out for us all to see."She smirked when she heard Jeremy, Katherine and Caroline chuckle.
"HEY! I am not a a a."Damon started to say, scowling at Bonnie.
"A nancy boy?"Rebekah offered.
"A fag?"Katherine offered.
"A cocksucker?"Jer asked, grinning.
Caroline giggled, "A fairy!"She grinned widely when a few other people in the room laughed with her.
Damon glared at the three girls and Elena's brother, growling at Caroline's choice of words. "I'm not gay!"He snapped.
"Its a shame really because seeing you girly and hot like that gets me all excited."Kol said, rubbing his hands together. "Makes even me want to be gay."He joked.
Damon glared at Kol, "You pig!"
Katherine, Bonnie, Caroline, Rebekah, and even Jeremy snorted at Damon's comment to Kol.
"Ohhh please Damon! You are the biggest pig that I have ever met!"Caroline said, chuckling.
Klaus stood up in front of everybody and shouted, "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" His yell caused different reactions to everyone in the room. More snorting, more giggling and even a few shriek's of terror coming from the human in the room. "Now I want to know what is going on right bloody now! Why are you all in my house? Why is there two slutty girls in my house, one whom really has a penis that tried to kill me once upon a time and another whom I fancy very much so? Also why is there a coward, a witch and a bloody human in my house?"He demanded.
Katherine snorted, "I guess that I'm the coward."She rolled her eyes.
"And seeing as I am the only human here besides for Bonnie that I'm the 'bloody human."Jeremy joked, wincing when Katherine slapped him over the head. He groaned, "Ouch! That hurt me bitch." He gasped when she slapped in once again, then chuckled when Katherine grabbed her head, falling to the ground wincing in pain. "Thanks Bon, you are the best."He said, smirking at the black beauty next to him.
Bonnie beamed at him, "You are welcome. It was my pleasure."
"Wait a minute here! You fancy me? You still trying to manipulate me into believing them?"Caroline asked, snorting. "If you really so called 'fancy' me then they the hell do you keep on calling me a slut?"She asked, pouting.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE A SCARLET SKANK!"Rebekah screamed.
"NO NEED TO FUCKING SCREAM!"Caroline roared.
"Well you are dressed as a prostitute honey."Elijah said, with a gentle smile.
"Ya and I am still waiting for your hot ass to strip!"Kol grinned, licking his lips.
Klaus growled where he was standing, causing eight pair of eyes to glance his way.
Damon rolled his eyes," Now now you fine delicious man you."He purred, causing a few people to giggle, "Before you get those panties in a twist I'll tell you why we are here."He said, folding his legs, and batting his eyes at Klaus. "We are playing truth or dare. Which is obviously why I am dressed as a hot girl with sex written across her face."He joked.
Bonnie snorted, "I believe you were told to act like a chick you dick, but I don't believe anybody said you had to flirt with guys and girls."
"He flirted with me, it weirded me out."Jeremy said, chuckling, then patting his pockets, pouting. "Does anybody have any pot?"He asked.
Elijah glared at the human, "Keep silent human."He ordered. "There will be no pot in this house!"
"Yes sir."Jermey said, grinning, saluting him.
"Not when you are around anyway."Kol said, laughing along with Rebekah and Jeremy.
One glare from Elijah and Klaus shut the three young ones up real quick.
"So you are playing truth or dare and you are here because?"Klaus asked, sitting down in his chair once again.
"Because tits for brain over here dared me to dress like a hooker and ring your door bell, asking whom ever answered the door if anybody called for a stripper."Caroline said, slapping Damon's head hard, smirking when he yelped in pain.
"I thought you were 'tits for brain' barbie?"Rebekah asked, smiling innocently at Caroline.
"Funny I thought you were the Barbie of the group."Caroline muttered.
Damon snorted, "Where did you get that idea from Care? You have always been the barbie of the group!"He chuckled.
"Elena, Caroline and me call Rebekah barbie."Bonnie said, grinning.
"God you guys are such school gossip children! The reason we are here, besides for the obvious is because we are here to continue out game with."Katherine started to say but was interrupted by Jeremy slapping his hands on the coffee table.
Everybody looked at him as he continued to slap the table with confusion, amusement and annoyance on there face. Katherine slapped his head for daring to interrupt her.
Jeremy gulped, "What? I was doing the drum-roll!"
That caused several people to laugh at his immatureness.
Klaus rolled his eyes, "Humans!"He muttered.
"We are here to play truth or dare with you guys."Caroline said, in a cheery voice, her blue eyes sparkled with excitement. She then clapped her hands giggling.
"FUCKING AWESOME!"Kol said, clapping his hands also and smirking wickedly. "how very exciting."
"Wait a minute here if the red haired bitch over there was to ask the person who answered the door if they ordered a stripper."Rebekah started to saw, glaring at Caroline. "Ew! What if our mum answered?"She asked, with a horrified look on her face.
Caroline rolled her eyes, "It took you ten minutes or so to ask that? And you call me the dumb bimbo blond!"She muttered.
"Well if it helps...I think you are both dumb bimbos."Damon said, growling when Caroline slapped him over the head and Rebekah threw a pillow at his head, while Bonnie used her powers on him. "They are HOT dumb blond bimbos! There are you happy now?"He asked, causing Bonnie to give him another witchy migraine 5 seconds after his other one. "WILL YOU STOP FUCKING DOING THAT?"He growled once more. The room all laughed at his pain, even Klaus and Elijah chuckled with everyone else, while Damon grumbled and pouted.
TBC: Hope you all enjoy. Sorry no dares or truths in this chapter. More soon. Give me some suggestions if you have any:)
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