A/N: Hi! So, just a quick note, I'm so sorry for any spelling errors!
Also, the StT and TpoC characters come from AFTER their stories are completed! So, there may be some things you don't understand that are happening with the characters, but that's because it hasn't been specified in their stories!
Also, if you find Salkeya, oh, I don't know... Locked in a prison of bone by Sans in another story, it's... MAAAGIC. *And Time Travel*
*Action*
"Translation of words"
(Thoughts)
'PM/Review'
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I only own My House, the characters from StT and TpoC. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners.
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Jared: Look here! An ask from... Z-Zi Low F-Fone... Life... Weird name.
Alisa: It's 'XylophoneLife', you idiot.
Jared: Humphs *Jared is acting aloof*
'XylophoneLife
Here's some:
Sans in Flowey's Body/ Sans that can switch bodies (Sans Can Switch Bodies)
And
Chara in the body of Annoying Dog (Chara's Metamorphosis)...
I have a problem with body swapping.'
Author(Me): I have that problem to, in some... Other... Cases.
Salya: What.
Me: n-nothing!
Anyways, let's get prepared to meet our gue-
Flowey!Sans: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
Creativity!Sans: What in the actual F**k.
Flowey!Sans: *Makes face twigs to look like regular Sans'*
Oh, I don't know. First, I was waiting for the world to reset so I could stop Flowey, but then, I wake up outside a giant house, so... Here I am now!
Flowey: Sans does not look good on you.
Flowey!Sans: I know. It also hurts SO MUCH. But, I think I'm just gonna go...
Salkeya: Nope. If I'm forced to be away from my daughter to stop you guys from having another fight, I'm gonna make sure everyone FOLLOWS THE FREAKING RULES. SO, FLOWE- SAN- uh... FLOWEY!SANS, FOLLOW ME! *The robot parades down the hall. Flowey!Sans evaluates his life choices.*
Teacher!Sans: Come on. *Picks up Flowey!Sans with his freaky Voo-Doo magic*
Flowey!Sans: *Still evaluating life choices*
Teacher!Papyrus: Hey, where's ADog!Chara?
Me: Aheheh... She stole my aching artifact, so I put her in a time out in the seventh layer of Hell.
All: 0_0'
Salya:... I'll just continue onto the next question...
'ashfulness
Salya, who is your creator?'
Salya: Easy. It's GWLZosmG
Wait, what?
'Are you sure it's who you think it is?'
Salya: Y... Yes? *It sounds more like a question to you*
'Are you sure you aren't living in a dream and nothing is real?'
Salya: Ye-... No... No, I-I don't... *teleports to a dark corner*
*Goes into fatal position and hugs her self while rethinking her life* *Begins Crying*
Creativity!Sans: Crud. I think you broke her... *Teleports to Salya*
Sh... Shh...
*Sans begins singing in a unfamiliar language. Some how, subtitles appear for the reader's reading pleasure*
Hon C Thg ęh qoñ soë...
"Do not Fret, my dear love..."
Jon Car Ghß Doon Ca...
"I have you in my arms..."
Yte ret sfge, gd nou craw...
"You are safe, do not cry..."
The Feus Ca idf gowe...
"The Bad Times are gone..."
*He repeats this over again 3 times, before stopping and hugging the now hiccuping Salya close*
Creativity!Sans: Do that again...
AND YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
*You feel a chill go down your spine*
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Me: Well, that's all for today! I hope you enjoyed!