It was Sunday, the day Danny has absolutely no work he has to worry about, and it was just before noon when he had awakened to the sound of chatter in his living room. Moaning, Danny hauled himself out of his bed, opened his window to allow light into the room and put on a sleeveless shirt, heading to the door.

Danny opened the door, entering the living room to find that the fairy girl was no longer in her spot on the couch, and the leftover pastries were no more but crumbs on a plate now. The closest thing to her "accident" on the floor was just a barely visible purple stain on the carpet. Danny turned his head to find the fairy girl sitting on the carpet, directly in front of the TV pressing all the buttons on it, flicking through channels as if she had never seen something like it before.

"Hey" Danny said as he tapped her on the shoulder. The fairy girl immediately gasped and jumped back, her hands over her mouth as the two stared each other down.

Then came the sound of running water, and before long the shocked fairy girl was sitting in a puddle of urine.

"Jesus Chri- YOU KNOW, you've overstayed your welcome" Danny said angrily as he got out paper towels and threw them towards the fairy girl, who only looked on confused. "Just eat whatever until I get back, 'cause you're out of here when I do" Danny threw open the door and flew towards the village, the fairy girl still left behind in the living room, going back to exploring the bizarre room.

"Dan, I didn't see you at the festival last night" Said Titus, trying to catch up with his much more athletic friend, "You didn't get sucked into another dimension, did you?"

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Asked Danny, as he slowed down his flight

"Well you heard the rumors right?"" Asked Titus, "They say that during the astral festival, the different worlds of our existence all come their very closest to one another, so close that they say the vortexes in the sky are portals leading to other worlds. I was just wondering if you happened to get sucked into one is all."

At that point Danny immediately realized who the fairy girl was, or rather where she had came from, a different reality. Wherever she was from it must have been a much less developed world, judging by her curiosity in his items. Now all that was left was to figure out how she had lost her voice from getting sucked through dimensions.

"Ok... So... Say I did meet someone from a different reality... When do you think I'd be able to... I dunno... Throw them back through one of the vortexes...?" Asked Danny, trying to remain cool

"Well It would be the next astral festival of course." Titus immediately pulled out a long scroll, scribbling something down on it with a small pencil "Which should be in... 20 years" He said confidently.

"WHAT?" Asked Danny, who was in complete shock from the idea of having to spend another 20 years with a fairy who's only talent was constantly relieving herself on his floor. "You mean to tell me Its not happening like, next year or anything like that?"

"Hell no." Said Titus very relaxed, "The astral festival works like an eclipse, we gotta predict it years before we actually celebrate the occasion." Titus sighed as he then began gliding off in the other direction, clearly mumbling "Dumbass" Under his breath.

Without any hope left in him, Danny levitated down to the floor, and immediately turned around, heading back home defeated. Danny took the long way that evening, arriving at his Mushroom home during the sunset. Before he had a chance to climb up the steps of his house, he saw a large shadow fly over his head.

"Is that... The girl..?" Danny asked himself as he watched this shadow above him.

Before anything else could happen, the fairy girl stopped mid flight, and fell to the ground, directly on top of Danny. He opened his eyes and his nostrils were immediately filled with a horrendous scent, one that was all to familiar as well. Danny then realized that the fairy girl was on top of him, and his head was stuck directly between her large butt cheeks, the source of that smell. Danny struggled but to no avail, as he could tell the slimy feeling of her cheeks was a clear sign she had just pooped somewhere in his house. Finally he freed himself from the fairy girl's behind.

"FUCKING HELL!" Danny shouted to himself, trying to wipe the slimy purple glitter off his face, and then reared his head over to the blonde fairy, who looked at him knowing he was extremely pissed off.

"..." She still could not speak, but from the slightly scared way she was looking at him Danny could tell she once again meant no harm.

"*Sigh*" Danny lowered his head, pointed at the fairy girl then pointed to his house. She nodded then headed back into his house. "I've got another 20 years of this shit... Literally..." Danny thought to himself, the smell of his face making his eyes water, "First, I need a shower, and second.." He looked towards his house, "There's gonna be a few changes around here.."