A/N: Aw…thanks for the reviews, guys. Congrats to: Laurel Ducky, SeasonsofLuv, blue.nails.of.an.angel and TheFelineOfAveB for realizing the crazy man on the roof screaming was Roger singing One Song Glory. Penguin shaped muffins galore:D

Dear Diary,

Today received a call from a candle-client to ask if I could help fix her sound equipment. I said yes. I'm not sure why. Then again, I'm not sure why she asked me in the first place. Looking back, I'm already 3 hours late anyways.

I was too busy sellin'…candles.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

But maybe I should tell her I'm not goin'.

Yeah.

I'll do that.

I'm still cool (just late),
The Man

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LATER
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Dear Diary,

After sellin' some good deals and candles at the Cat Scratch Club (and watchin' Mimi dance!), I decided to go out for a walk. Y'know? Get some…fresh air.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Anyways, I was walkin' down the street and then Mimi just popped outta NOWHERE and started singin' and dancin' randomly. It looked like she was tryin' to be a ballerina. And then after that she went upstairs, came up onto the railing and started singin' about...really strange things. Kinda insultin', really. I mean, what does she have against Neverson Babies so much that she wants them t'die?

But that's not the weirdest part.

A few minutes later, Roger came out onto the balcony, and started talkin' t'himself. Stuff like...'Control your temper!' I mean, get a grip! I always knew there was sumthin' funny about him.

Even weirder was that after that, Beanie-Man, Street Drummer, and a geeky guy with a scarf came out and started singin' with Mimi who was singin' at Roger. Maybe they were carolin'. I mean, I guess the other New Yorkians thought so, since they just walked right past as if nothin' was goin' on. I gave a dollar to the scarf-boy, just out of charity. He looked confused but thankful.

Huh. People these days.

Not like my kindness.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

I'm cool (and generous),
The Man

A/N: I know this is a reaaally short chapter, but I shall update rather fast. And I wanted to hand out the muffins (see above Author's Note). REVIEW!