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I EXTREMELY don't own KHR! If I did, I would've made Tsuna cross-dress at least once! *Goes into Corner of the Sulk*
Hayato: *sigh* Alright, who gave the idiot the key to the Corner of the Sulk?
Tsuna: G-Gomenasai, Hayato-nii…
Hayato: N-No! I'm sure if it was the Juudaime, you had a good reason to~
Note: From now on, the Primo and Decimo techniques are shared between the generations, because it wouldn't be fair to have them in the same era with the same flames and not have them share each other's techniques. There is however, the individual Vongola Gear X that the Decimo Generation has that is individual to them only, though. I might make certain techniques that are also individual to the Primo Generation though… It might take a while though.
The End of the Second Day is a Mob Fight
"Maximum Cannon!" A certain white-haired preschooler shouted out, punching several attackers and severely maiming them for the next few months. Oh well, they shouldn't have gone against the Vongola. Because the clams are the effing boss.
"I'll bite you to death, Herbivores." Kyoya said, running headfirst into the mob. Bodies were flying away and screams could be heard from that general direction. The skylark was pissed. Translation: run like hell.
"Kufufufu. Chrome-chan, would you like to assist me in disposing of these who wish to see the wrath of the Vongola?" Mukuro asked eerily. Chrome nodded with determination shining in her one eye as she clutched a trident identical to her brother's.
"Hai, Mukuro-nii." Chrome said before swinging her trident with eased grace while Mukuro tapped his trident on the ground and summoned multiple illusions. Several unfortunate individuals will have trouble sleeping tonight.
"Eat this, Triple Bombs!" Hayato shouted out and the entire Vongola and Chiavarone boss jumped out of range as Hayato threw down 24 sticks of dynamite. A lucky fourth grader got behind Hayato and aimed a Mist machete before going for the swing.
"Shigure Soen Ryu: Sakamaku Ame." Takeshi said, shielding Hayato from the weapon. Takeshi turned to smile at Hayato.
Hayato returned his pleasantries with a heated glare.
Reborn smirked. 'The Guardians seem to have no trouble standing their guard. Not perfect, but they're impressive for their age.'
Tsuna caught sight of the Arcobaleno teachers staring at them (minus Skull and Fon) and gave them a pleading look.
"Reborn-sensei, please help!" Tsuna called out at the indifferent hitman, who only pulled his fedora over his eyes.
"This is necessary to you, your Guardians, and your allied Famiglias. A Vongola boss who can't do this much isn't worth living." Reborn said coldly. All of the students winced. How sadistic of him.
"Enma! You baka; can't even go your second day of Preschool without starting a riot! Loser Enma." A voice called out, revealing a smart looking boy with green hair and red eyes. He looked like he could be only slightly older than Enma, but still looked like he could be in Preschool nonetheless.
Enma blinked before breaking out in a small smile. "Koyo-nii!"
"We would've come sooner if Julie didn't try to feel up Adel and her punishment kept us from getting here sooner." A fairly tall and large boy said. He was no way younger than first or second grade, and looked slightly beefy.
A tall black haired girl that looked Enma's age glared at a boy of the same age who was wearing a backwards hat and thick rimmed glasses.
Enma stifled a sigh. Adel-nee and Julie-nii were still the same as always.
"And you're still being pathetic Enma; I don't see why we should help your sorry ass." Julie stated. Adel took a metal fan from a holster that was strapped to her inner thigh and hit him across the head.
Yup, still the same as always.
A floating figure landed next to the group. It had a fairly bald head, pouty lips and two inflatable—
Oh, never mind, it's just Shittopi-nee.
A large blonde figure walked up to the group. He looked about fourth grade at the least and was fairly muscled. The Vongola stared at the newcomer warily while Enma just held up an easygoing hand.
"Hi Kaoru-nii." Enma stated. Tsuna gulped. Enma-kun was nice, but he had some strange brothers and sisters.
Well, it's not like he could talk, with a pair of pineapple twins with giant forks, a walking stick of dynamite with a lethal cat, a kid that could tower over several first graders and is trained in a master sword technique, a kid that can knock out three grown men in less than a minute that loves boxing, and a skylark that has an obsession with discipline and animals.
(A/N: A pet bird, Herbivores, Carnivores, I'll bite you to death. If that doesn't scream animal obsess, I don't know what does. If he didn't end up fighting him, I think that he and Ken might've gotten to be good friends… Hey, it can happen!)
"I'll make you pay for attacking Loser Enma!" Koyo yelled out, activated his Forest Flames and effectively kicked ass. Ryohei recognized Koyo's attack and ran up to join him.
"A FELLOW BOXER! I EXTREMELY WON'T LOSE TO YOU!" Ryohei yelled out, punching multiple other students and matching Koyo's speed.
Koyo sneered. "I won't let a brainless Vongola like you take down more people than me!"
"I EXTREMELY WON'T EITHER!"
'They do realize that they won't know who beats more people unless they count right?' Tsuna and Enma thought at once, sighing over their Sun and Forest Guardians respectively.
"Kufufufu. Nagi, let's practice those illusions that Father taught us." Mukuro recommended.
"Hai, Mukur—"
"Hey there, you're cute, err, Nagi." Julie started, getting in between Chrome and Mukuro.
Mukuro's left eye twitched irritably and he resisted the urge to show this pervert who was flirting with his sister the wrath of Pineapple the Second.
It would be his own fault for flirting with Pineapple the Third.
Mukuro gave into his brotherly instincts. He pushed the pointy end of his trident at the womanizer's throat.
"Oya, oya. What do we have here? An insect trying to flirt with my Chrome-chan?" Mukuro asked, with his eye twitching, just aching to show the creep the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
Julie scoffed. "Lay off, Pineapple Head."
…
Oh shet.
He did not go there. He did not insult the hair.
The hair was taboo. Ask the last person who insulted the hair after you find the body, drag it from the sewage, and have the guy go through intense psychology. Then he'll only be able to mutter "Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple…"
Mukuro can, after all, leave quite an impression on people.
Mukuro twitched as a shadow was cast over his eyes. His smile was still there, but he was gripping his trident fiercely and a red glint came out of his right eye and a single horizontal line could be seen. The kanji for one: The Realm of Hell.
Mukuro held out his left hand with his right holding his trident in a death grip as a yellow haze grew over his left hand.
"Kufufufu. What did you call me?" Mukuro asked. The yellow haze was taking an oval-like shape and some green haze was being formed at the top.
"I called you a Pineapple Head, you damned Mist." Julie jeered. Chrome would've backed away if not for Julie's grip on her forearm. Mukuro-nii was getting mad. Tsuna and the others watched as the haze on Mukuro's hand condensed into—
A pineapple.
…
How anticlimactic.
Mukuro stabs the authoress here before returning to the task on hand: killing the sister-flirting ass dumb enough to flirt with his dear Nagi.
Not like anybody wouldn't want to flirt with the cute Chrome-cha—
Stab.
Itai. Please stop Muku-chan. That hurts.
Anyway…
Mukuro immediately went into Fourth Realm which activated his enhanced combat skill and threw all his illusionary pineapples at Julie, careful not to hit Chrome.
Enma sighed. Of all the times to go lusting after a girl, does it have to be now? When they were fighting for their lives?
Oh well. It was at least slightly better than the time Julie started to flirt with the enemy. It doesn't matter that your opponent has big bazookas; you don't ask them out in the middle of a fight!
Although, after that time, Adelheid-nee beat him into a near-death state and that didn't help much because then they were down a Guardian which didn't really help because the mission would've been ideal to a Mist and/or Desert user.
Tsuna whispered something to Chrome, who blinked before nodding with a calm smirk (Yes people. Chrome smirked.) She moved ever-so-slightly until she was only a few feet away from a fifth grader who as expected attacked Chrome, who upon noticing the upperclassman move, screamed bloody murder.
"KYAAAAAAAA!" Chrome screamed. Mukuro immediately turned and threw the pineapple in his hand at the offending attacker.
Mukuro Protective Brother Mode: Destroy those Who Attack Chrome, Activated.
Julie Getting Close to Cute Nagi Mode: Fight to Protect the Girl/Impress Protective Brother, Activated.
Needless to say, all of the poor souls within 10 meters were quickly foaming at the mouth due to the cruel images relayed in their brain.
All Vongola, Shimon, and Chiavarone members pointedly looked away from that general direction. Hayato went as far as covering Tsuna's ears. The Juudaime shouldn't hear such grotesque sounds.
Adelheid using her already withdrawn metal fans glared at the other students.
"I'll punish you in name of the Liquidation Committee." Adelheid announce. Kyoya got a nasty look in his eye.
"No. They will be bitten to death by the Disciplinary Committee." Kyoya glared. Without waiting for a response, he dove in the mob, tonfas ready to whoop ass.
Adelheid glared at the prefect before running in the same direction, fans ready to show the prefect that the Liquidation Committee is far better than the Disciplinary Committee.
'Th-They're just like Koyo and Ryohei!' The two Famiglia Bosses thought at once.
Kaoru merely activated his ring, which turned into a type of stinger and he charged into the crowd, with Takeshi following him using Shigure Soen Ryu: Scontro Di Rondine.
(I'm sorry, but there is absolute jackshit information on Kaoru's weapon right now, so I'm having him use his Ring Weapon like how knights use those gallant things. But his have his flames on the weapon. But there's no info on the flame either… Screw it; just imagine him through the mob with a big pointy thing on the arm that his ring was on.)
"Rauji-nii, can you watch our backs?" Enma asked the blonde, slightly chubby boy, who nodded and created several miniature mountains in order to slow down the flood of oncoming students.
"Hayato-nii, could you please…?" Tsuna asked. Hayato got a gleeful smile and happily took out as many dynamites as he could.
"Leave it to me, Juudaime!" Hayato shouted out, running headfirst into the sea of attacking Mafioso students with a war cry and explosions soon following. Oh, it must be nice to be able to pickpocket bombs into one's school uniform. Later, Adelheid or Hibari would punish them for getting their uniforms blown up.
"Shittopi-nee, could you help him; Hayato-kun seems a bit too reckless." Enma asked his Swamp Guardian, who merely shrugged.
"He seems interesting. Like a UMA…" Shittopi stated before floating into his general direction. It was easy to tell. There were scorch marks and smoke everywhere.
Tsuna sweat dropped. "Do I want to know?"
Enma thought about for a good five seconds before responding "No, I'm pretty sure you don't. But if Hayato-kun finds a floating figure outside his bedroom window at night, tell him it's just Shittopi-nee."
Tsuna only blinked, opened his mouth to comment, thought better of it, and closed his mouth.
He was the Vongola Primo's son. He was used to this. He met the Varia and lived for more than three visits. That itself proved that he was relatively good when it came to working under stress.
"Well, let's help them out." Dino said, grabbing his whip. Enma and Tsuna looked back at Dino and nodded.
"Yeah!"
"U-Un!"
Vongola, Shimon, and Chiavarone; three Famiglias that have been allies for a long history and when they are on a mission together, ass is whooped.
There is honestly no better way to explain it.
With the Arcobaleno:
"Ano, Reborn-kun," A kind-yet-scary voice said out loud. "Why are the three future Famiglia Bosses being attacked?"
The Arcobaleno gulped. Mammon immediately escaped and returned to his classroom pale-faced. Verde had an underground system to take him away. Colonello bluntly said "We gotta go, kora!" grabbed Lal by the arm and ran off, leaving dust in his wake.
Reborn was at the full mercy of Luche. His boss, the leader of the Arcobaleno, the Mafia Education Program Principal and
His pregnant wife.
Yes. You heard right. Reborn's wife Luche is indeed pregnant with their second child. It was strange, but Arcobaleno never age, so although Luche looked the same age as their first daughter, Aria, she was still—
Luche now cock blocks the authoress, who was about to reveal her age.
Reborn normally would not fear Luche. He was the world's most renowned hitman. Best assassin in the underworld. He's broken more hearts than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world.
But this was different. Luche was seven months pregnant and deep into mood swing territory.
"Reborn-kun. Answer me." Luche said a mallet in her hands. And it wasn't the cheap, plastic and rubber kiddy ones that squeak when they hit something, either. Luche was holding the mallet that could easily crack a pavement, break a bone, or knock a door down in a single swing. But Luche was trained and familiar with a mallet. It only took a flick of a wrist to knock you into a coma easily for two months.
And that wouldn't be a bother for Luche. Two months later the baby would arrive. Reborn would wake up at about the time of the kid's birth, so all would be well.
Reborn gulped discreetly.
This would not end nicely.
Luche turned her attention to the students that were stupid enough to try to attack the Vongola, Shimon, and Chiavarone future bosses.
They were lying in a steaming heap in the floor.
And the ones that weren't were getting their butts to them by the preschoolers and primary students.
Luche walked up to the students attacking the bosses and smiled.
This smile, however, was not her kind, loving smile. This smile was her evil; you're getting detention with Student Advisor Byakuran unless you come up with some miracle that saves your ass.
"Minna-chan," Luche started. "Would you please be so kind as to return to your classes?"
The students sensed Principal Luche's killer aura and fled for their lives.
The three bosses and the thirteen Guardians were frozen on the spot when she said "Not you all."
Principal Luche's Office:
Giotto, G, Asari, Knuckles, Daemon, Alaude, Cozart, and the Primo of the Chiavarone Famiglia, Alfonso, nearly broke down the door as they ran in.
"Auntie Luche! Is Tsuna ok?" Giotto yelled out as he rushed the door down.
G immediately slid into a bow. "I apologize Auntie Luche for my terrible son, please forgive him!"
Hayato glared at his adopted father. Senile old bastard.
Asari laughed. "Hahaha, so Auntie Luche, what'd you call us for?"
Alfonso was pale. All of the past years, the school nurse would call him to tell him of Dino's condition. But if it's so bad that Luche had to call him…
Please, please, please, let it not be that Dino got assassinated this year. No, no, no.
"Calm down Alfonso, Dino is still alive." Luche told her former student, who sighed in relief.
"I called you all here because your kids were the main targets of the Battle Royale."
The Guardians all paled.
"They all lived."
The Guardians all released the breath they were holding.
"But they will have to receive special instruction due to the fact that they incapacitated over 15,000 students."
Alaude looked over to Kyoya with something that could've been considered a smile. "Impressive Kyoya. I'm proud of you."
Kyoya nodded back with the same miniscule smile.
The other Guardians however paled. 'Special Instruction' meant being stuck with all the kids that committed crimes, have been trialed for adults, and couldn't be sent to Vendice due to their young age.
Daemon looked Chrome over to see if she had any wounds and upon seeing Mukuro's state, saw red.
"Mukuro. Who did that to you?" Daemon asked, referring to the swelling around his red right eye.
"Kufufufu, this is nothing father. Just some aftermath from using too many A-Class illusions against a pervert that was trying to flirt with Chrome-chan and the students attacking her."
Julie, who was in the room, paled.
"Nufufufu, Mukuro, who is that dead boy?" Daemon asked, revealing his Scepter, which immediately flared up with Mist Flames.
Julie stared fearfully as Mukuro pointed at him.
It took the Primo Guardians some time to restrain Pineapple head the First. It finally ended with Luche decided to stop Daemon.
Knuckles immediately got to work on healing Daemon's head pains.
"Ne, so you have to sign this to transfer your kids into the Special Instruction class." Luche said cheerily. Primo paled.
"Err, Aunt Luche, is there a way out of—"
Luche swung her mallet at the wall next to Primo, signifying her answer.
No, there is not. Now sign it or have a pregnant lady whoop your ass.
Giotto hoped that was his Hyper Intuition going hijack and reluctantly signed the paper before passing the pen to G.
When the two sheets (one for Mukuro, one for Chrome) got to Daemon, Luche found it necessary to voice out "And Daemon-kun, if you dare to illusion your signature, I will hit you hard enough to pop your liver."
Daemon gulped and signed the sheets before holding out the pen for Alfonso to take.
"Auntie Luche, please, you've seen what's happened to Dino the last years, he's No-Good and can't even pass the regular classes much less the Special Instruction classes!"
Stab. There went what little pride Dino had. "Papa!"
"Alfonso-kun, I believe that the Special Instruction classes will be beneficial to Dino. Especially when the Vongola and Shimon go with him so there will be someone there for him to protect." Luche said "So sign it."
Alfonso didn't dare resist the order.
"Alright, since the school day is technically over, I believe that it's time for you all to get home. You have to rest up for tomorrow anyhow." Luche said, doing all but kicking them all out.
Wonderful. Just effing wonderful.
"Oh and Giotto-kun," Luche called out. "You might want to be careful; your son is such a cute little shota, he might get kidnapped!"
Giotto paled while Tsuna was mouthing 'shota' and wondering what it meant.
"G, when we get home—"
"Wine or champagne?"
"Whiskey please."
OMAKE:
"NANI!" G shouted out upon seeing the guest room portion of the Vongola Mansion.
The room was charred black. There were shiny knives sticking out of the left wall. Oh god, he hoped that the snakes and slime on the other wall was an illusion. A certain stupid, loud, silver-haired swordsman screaming "VOOOIIIIII" was trapped in the far wall. And the freaking ceiling wasn't even there anymore!
"Giotto…" G started with his left eye twitching madly. "Control that damn cousin of yours."
Xanxus glared at G while blowing the smoking end of his X guns.
Giotto laughed sheepishly. "Looks like the rest of Guardians and the kids will have to bunk in some other rooms. Tsuna tugged his father's hand.
"Ne, ne, Papa, can all of the 'nii-sans and Chrome-nee sleep in mine and Hayato's room tonight?" Tsuna asked eagerly. Giotto smiled and nodded.
"Ano, Hayato-nii, you don't mind do you?" Tsuna asked his brother, who just shook his head with a puppy dog look.
"No! Of course not Juudaime!" Hayato cheered eagerly.
"Ne, Haya-chan, is this your cat?" Takeshi asked, holding Uri by the scruff.
"URI! Let him go, baseball freak!"
"Hiiiieeeee! Hayato-nii, please don't blow up Takeshi-nii!"
"Those who disturb the peace will be bitten to death."
"Kufufufu. This looks like fun, ne Chro—Stay away from her you pervert."
"Make me, Pineapple Head."
"M-Mukuro-nii…"
"Enma, stay away from them; you'll catch their stupid."
"You're one to talk, Red Leaves Green Leaves."
"Shut up! They're all leaves of the same forest!"
"You want to fight?"
"Let go of Uri!"
"Hayato! No dynamite in the house!"
"Hiiiieeeee, Kyoya-nii!"
"EXTREME FREE-FOR-ALL!"
Giotto sighed. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all.
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