Wow! A lot of reviews! I'm so happy I could cry! But I won't because than I wouldn't be able to write and then most of you would cry. So anyways here is chapter four. I know a lot of you were worried about poor Sirius and don't worry I have a very special pairing for him. It's a pairing that has never been done before (I checked) and I'm almost proud of myself for thinking of it.

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A MONTH AFTER QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP… FEW WEEKS BEFORE HOGWARTS…

Sirius downed another glass of fire whiskey, burping and slamming the glass down in his drunken depression. Feeling a body settle next to his Sirius looked over at the kind half giant of Hogwarts; Hagrid.

"Feeling o' bit down?" Hagrid asked, ordering a strong drink of his own. Sirius snorted and swirled his new drink around.

"Harry is a slave to that monster Malfoy, and Remus…" Sirius felt tears come to his eyes and he tried to hide them from the huge man. Hagrid patted his back.

"Remus left me to be with that potions bat!" Sirius sobbed out. Hagrid nodded in understanding and sipped his drink.

"They got mighty close when you was in prison. They both didn't have anyone so they just drifted to each other. Can't expect the man to wait for you forever Sirius." Hagrid said. Sirius stared at Hagrid dumbly. When had the man become so wise?

"When I was finally free I thought I would marry Remus, have a few brats, adopt Harry and move into a wide open house in the country… instead… I'm alone" Sirius whispered. Hagrid pulled the man into a comforting one armed hug.

"Ai, even when everyone knows your innocent the years have still gone past and people have moved on. You just gotta run and catch up with them and move on yourself." Hagrid murmured. Sirius turned and hugged Hagrid around his thick middle, holding on as tight as he could.

25 minutes later the two men found themselves at Hagrid's hut, with the big man making them both strong tea to help them get over their drunken state. Sirius looked around the hut with curiosity.

"I have just realized that I have never seen inside your hut before." Sirius said, hiccupping. Hagrid chuckled and set two huge mugs down, sitting on an old wooden chair to sip his own mug while Sirius played with his.

"So is you going to forgive Remus?" Hagrid asked, putting his mug down. Sirius stood up angrily, hitting the table with his leg and spelling poor Hagrid's tea all over himself.

"Never! They both deserve each other and I hope they remain unhappy the rest of their lives!" Sirius shouted. Hagrid stood calmly, wiping the tea from his shirt. Sirius felt guilt rack his heart.

"Hagrid I'm sorry! Here let me help you out of that shirt…" Sirius said and grabbed two handfuls of Hagrid's shirt, ripping it off him in his drunken state. Hagrid tried to stop him but not before his shirt rip and piles of nets, betting, dog treats, and potion bottles fell from the man's shirt, showing that Hagrid was indeed not fat, but very well built under all the crap he kept in his shirt.

Sirius stared in shock at the six-pack and toned chest Hagrid sported. Hagrid blushed and tried to cover himself. Sirius moved his hands and rubbed the hard chest and hard six pack of the large giant.

"Sirius…" Hagrid murmured, grabbing the man around his middle and lifting him up so that he could kiss him. Sirius gasped when their lips met, proceeding to tangle his hands into the half giants hair. Sirius pushed Hagrid onto his fur bed and ripped the man's pants off.

"Sirius no… I'll hurt you" Sirius grinned.

"We'll see about that."

McGonagall walked quickly down the Hogwarts grounds, heading towards Hagrid's hut to talk to him about an animal she had found. She was about to knock when she heard sounds coming from the hut.

"Ah! Not so deep! Sirius you're going to hurt yourself!"

"No I'm not, hush I know what I'm doing!"

"Sirius! Bloody hell! How are you making it fit?"

"(Pant) Practice my dear Hagrid!"

McGonagall turned on her heel and walked away quickly, blushing from her head to her toes.

Sirius lay curled up to Hagrid, panting after two hours of wonderful sex. Hagrid held him close panting, very sated.

"Wow…" Hagrid mumbled. Sirius giggled and rubbed his nose into Hagrid's chest.

"I haven't been bottom in a long time. And I don't think I'll be able to be satisfied by a regular cock again…" Sirius laughed. Hagrid smiled and held the dog animagus close.

"Guess I'll just have to stay with you forever than." Hagrid said. Sirius grinned and held onto Hagrid tighter.

"Sounds great to me"

MALFOY MANOR…

Lucius sat in his study while the family healer looked over Harry in the next room. He was going over some paper work from the ministry when the healer came into the room.

"So?" Lucius asked, not even looking up. He figured Harry just had the muggle flu or a bug he caught from the world cup. The healer cleared his throat and sat down.

"Well… Harry… is pregnant" the healer said. Lucius dropped the papers and stared at his family healer, feeling something clog his throat.

"N-no, that can't be right. We've used spells this whole time." Lucius said quickly. Maybe the healer had made a mistake; he was hoping by all the magic in the world that the healer had made a mistake.

"I ran the test six times." The healer said calmly "It seems that you cast two anti-pregnancy spells on him at once and they canceled each other out. He's about a month pregnant." Lucius had gone a deathly pale and the healer was afraid that he would pass out.

"Mr. Malfoy?" The healer asked worriedly. Lucius rubbed his face with both hands, taking deep breaths.

"We could always run an abortion spell…" The healer started.

"YOU WILL NOT KILL MY CHILD!" Lucius roared, scaring the healer into almost falling out of his seat.

"Then the abortion is out. Are you going to raise it?" the healer asked. Lucius nodded, calming down instantly from his rage.

"How is Harry taking it?" Lucius asked quietly.

"He was actually very calm about it. I put him to sleep with a mild sleeping potion just in case he tried to hurt himself after I left." The healer said, grabbing his bag of tools and standing.

"I'll be back in a month to check on him. When the due date gets closer I'll see him every week." With those parting words the healer gave him a thick book and departed via floo.

Lucius looked down at the book and gulped, "What to Expect in Your Male Pregnancy" shined up at him in golden letters. Taking a deep breath Lucius opened it to the first page, starting to read it.

FEW HOURS LATER…

Lucius headed into his room, book tucked safely in his arm. Looking at the empty bed he looked around franticly for the missing Harry.

"SNEAK ATTACK!" two voices shouted and Harry and Draco jumped up from behind the couch and started spraying Lucius with two water guns. Lucius shouted in shock as the cold water soaked him. The two boys ducked back behind the couch, looking over their couch only letting their eyes show. Lucius looked shocked, unable to wrap his mind around the situation.

Finally Lucius snapped out of his shock and set the book on the night stand calmly. Grabbing a pillow he waved his wand over the pillow turning it into a water gun twice as big as the guns the boys held. Draco and Harry screamed and ran, but not before Lucius got both of them, soaking them to the bone.

The Malfoy Water War began after that.

Severus (unsuspecting victim) stepped out of the floo and looked around, raising his eye brow. The whole parlor was wet, the couches, the lamps, the windows… everything. Stepping with caution he wondered further into the house. Dobby ran past him, a tiny water gun in his hand. Severus reached out and grabbed the little elf quickly.

"What are you doing here?" Severus asked.

"Dobby was invited! I is on Mister Potter's side!" Dobby said, spraying the man in the face and running away. Severus wiped his face, looking even more confused. As he continued through the house it seemed that every single room and floor was wet, as if a river had flowed through it.

"Lucius?" Severus asked worriedly. Finally he reached the man's study, pushing the door open to show a dry room. Taking a deep breath he walked in, looking around. When he got to the man's desk Lucius jumped up with Harry and Draco and started spraying him with huge, never emptying water guns.

Severus screamed in anger and backed up, holding his arms out to defend himself.

"What the bloody hell?" Severus screamed when they had ceased the firing. He almost lost his anger when he saw the boyish smile on Lucius's face.

"Harry taught us a fun muggle game called water wars. Let's just say it was just what the healer ordered." Lucius said, putting the water gun onto his shoulder. Severus threw his wet hair back and huffed.

"Your house is a mess." Severus hissed as a weak insult.

"Nothing a little drying spell won't cure" Lucius shrugged. Draco laughed and hugged his father around the middle.

"I'm going to go take a shower and put dry clothes on." Draco said. Lucius hugged him back and watched as his son ran off. Severus watched them and smiled a little.

"Harry why don't you go take a hot bath and relax while I talk to Severus. I'll have a house elf fetch you when dinner is finished." Lucius said, kissing the pregnant teen. Harry smiled and hugged Lucius tight, running off to go relax.

After a bunch of drying charms all over the room Severus sat down and looked at his friend calmly.

"Lucius what is wrong with you?" Severus asked. Lucius leaned back deep in thought.

"Harry showed me how I've never had fun before…" Lucius murmured "It's always work…" Severus put his hands together.

"You looked happy. I can say that Harry is… is like a dog that comes into a muggle movie and shows the whole family how they don't know each other and don't have fun." Lucius's lip twitched into a smile.

"You watch muggle movies?"

"Remus likes them so shut it. You just had a water fight with your slave and son like you were 13 years old."

"Let's agree that those two pieces of information will never leave this room."

"Agreed"

"Do you know what Remus is having?"

"We're having twins, a boy and a girl."

"Congratulations"

Lucius poured them two glasses of some of his expensive scotch and sipped his. Severus took his, swirling it around. The two friends sat in a comfortable silence, each happy about their own day.

HOGWARTS EXPRESS…

Harry stared at the big Hogwart's train, feeling 11 again and gripped Lucius's hand tight.

"Don't worry Harry. I will be riding with you and Draco. Where is Draco?" Lucius asked, looking around the crowded platform. Harry shrugged, secretly spotting the blond boy with a certain Weasley twin.

"I'm sure he just went to go sit with his friends." Harry said. Hermione ran up to Harry and almost tackled him to the ground.

"Oh Harry I'm so sorry! Don't worry I'll look into how to save you from this! It HAS to be against the law someway!" she shouted into his ear like Lucius wasn't even there. Lucius growled and pushed the girl away.

"I would appreciate if you asked if you could talk to MY pet." Lucius hissed.

"Hey I'm not your pet!" Harry said, pouting angrily.

"Hush." Lucius said. Harry narrowed his eyes up at the man. Hermione glared at Lucius with nothing but hatred. Walking towards the train, Lucius ignored both teens. Harry followed Lucius silently and gave Hermione an apologetic look.

"I wish you would treat me with more respect in public." Lucius said. Harry huffed.

"I'll respect you in public when you respect me in public." Harry piped up. Lucius found an empty compartment and sat down, pulling the teen into his lap. Harry settled back against the man, feeling at peace and wanted. Lucius rested his hands on Harry's flat stomach, unable to believe that his second child was growing under his hands.

"I'm sorry." Lucius mumbled. Harry shrugged, resting his hands on Lucius's hands.

"I'm not." Harry whispered. Lucius turned Harry's head slowly to capture his lips in a loving kiss. They may tear at each other's throats in public, but in private they were free to love each other.

ANOTHER COMPARTMENT…

George smiled and pulled away from Draco after they had been making out for close to 10 minutes.

"We got the shop." George said excitedly "We open next summer." Draco smiled.

"I'm glad I could help." Draco said, curling up to George's strong arms. George rubbed his hair back, holding him in a protective embrace.

"I love you Draco Malfoy." George whispered. Draco closed his eyes smiling.

"I love you George Weasley."

"Marry me." Draco looked at him in shock.

"But we… we're young and barely been dating a month and a half." Draco said. George chuckled.

"I mean after you graduate silly." George said. He put a small silver promise ring on Draco's finger.

"But wear this, so that other men stay away." George said. Draco smiled at the ring, it was small with nothing fancy on it, but to Draco it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

"I love it. I promise after I graduate I'll marry you." Draco said, kissing George deeply. George laid Draco down on the compartment seat and waved his wand at the door, locking it and putting the shades down. Sliding Draco's pants down, he enjoyed the tastes and sounds of one Draco Malfoy the whole way to Hogwarts.

HOGWARTS FEAST…

Harry tapped his fingers, waiting hungrily for Dumbledore to finish talking about the tri-wizard tournament that would be taking place at Hogwarts. Lucius handed him a bag of peanuts to hold him over until dinner which Harry gratefully dug into. The Slytherins were very happy about Lucius being their new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher while the Gryffindors groaned about unfairness.

After the beautiful Beauxbatons girls and the tough Durmstrang boys went through the feast finally started. The school had forgotten about Lucius being a teacher and now chattered happily about the tournament. Harry was happy to see both Remus and Sirius at the table. He had heard about Remus leaving Sirius for Severus but he had no idea that Sirius had ended up with Hagrid until Hagrid arrived late from dealing with the Beauxbatons winged horses and kissed Sirius on the lips.

Harry stared in shock and almost dropped his fork. Only McGonagall seemed unfazed by the two kissing men.

"Lucius, when did Sirius and Hagrid get together?" Harry whispered franticly. Lucius shrugged and kept eating.

"Well… at least Sirius looks happy." Harry said, going back to his food.

Ron was shaking Hermione's arm fast.

"Hermione why is Remus with Snape and why is Sirius with Hagrid? Sirius and Remus are supposed to be together!" Ron hissed loudly. Hermione shook him off and glared.

"Ron I am trying to eat!" Hermione scolded him.

"Do you think Victor Krum would give me his autograph?" Ron asked, changing the subject like an ADD child. Hermione rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"Ron, why don't you just ask him?" Hermione sighed. Ron looked down blushing.

"Because he's so awesome and he might say no!" Ron said like it was the most normal thing in the world. Hermione sighed once more and looked over at the famous Victor Krum. He seemed to be staring intently at Ron, which gave Hermione an evil idea. But she would need Harry's help, and as much as she hated it, Lucius's as well.

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