Seven Lovely Sins

by IHaveAMessedUpSenseOfHumor

A look into the sins of some of the most virtuous Yu-Gi-Oh characters. Conquestshipping. Onesided Sacrificeshipping. Oneside Warshipping. And other shipping subtext you're bound to pick up. Complete. Replaced Chapter 7 because spacing was off. By the way it's about DOMA, but I will release a 5D's one.

4. Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I do not own nor claim to own this franchise or any of this franchise's characters.

Envy

What does she see in 'im? I'm good-looking and funny. Is 'e better than me? IS that why the lady loikes 'im better? I can be just as good as 'im, just as strong. So why do you crave him? I know ya do! Deep inside ya miss 'im! What would ya do if I went an' popped in right in the middle of 'is fore'ead? You'd cry wouldn't ya Mai? Cry for that little punk!

"Varon stop it! Please you're being unreasonable!"

Don't you tell me I'm unreasonable you don' know the meanin' of the word! Mai I love ya but when ya treat me loike this I can't 'elp but get angry. You treat 'im loike 'e's the best thin' since leather! But I'm better! I can be better! Stop treatin' 'im loike that!

" Varon he's my friend."

I don' care! I don' care! 'e's somethin' ya cherish and luv. You could luv me darlin'!

"I do! Your just getting unreasonably jealous!"

Don't cha go an' tell people I'm jealous Mai! It's completely understandable from my point 'a view! You loike him better than me! So focus on me Mai! Luv me Mai! Luv me Mai! Ya don' need 'im anymore ya got me! Me! ME!

"Do I have to call Raphael in to hold you down!? You're acting so crazy Varon! Please, please calm down! Please!"

Look I'm sorry Mai. I don' know what got inta me. I promise'll nevar do it again. I promise. Just luv me.