Summary: See title.
Genre: Humor
Rated T for extreme kitty violence and skimpy outfits. (Censored by 4kids.)
Marik and Bakura's Slutty Catfight
" 'Marik and Bakura's Slutty Catfight'?" Marik repeated, staring at the Title. "That does not sound good."
"Oh, is that why we're standing in a padded room wearing skintight Freddie Mercury outfits?" Bakura asked, glancing down at himself.
"Freddie Mercury WHAT?" Marik demanded. He looked down at himself and gave a screech of horror. "WHAT IS THIS?"
"Based upon the title, I believe were are expected to have a slutty catfight," Bakura said, plucking at his tight sleeves.
"I LOOK LIKE DAVID BOWIE FROM LABYRINTH!" Marik shrieked.
"And based upon the lack of furnishings in the room and the padded walls, I believe we are in an insane asylum," Bakura continued. "Huh. Maybe I really am insane after all."
"WOULD YOU STOP SPECULATING ON YOUR PORENTIAL INSANITY?" Marik screamed, "WE LOOK LIKE BAD EIGHTIES ROCK STARS!"
"Based upon the author's liking of the Batman fandom, perhaps Arkham Asylum?" Bakura mused.
"BAKURA! STOP ACTING LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE WEARING!" Marik shouted.
"That must be a two-way mirror," Bakura said, pointing to the mirror hanging at the opposite end of the room.
"LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE ON, FLUFFY!" Marik yelled.
Bakura froze. Slowly he turned to face Marik, his eyes blazing with anger. "What," he hissed, "did you call me?"
"Fluffy!" Marik snarled, defiantly, "Now if you'll listen to me, we have to figure out how to get some new clothes!"
"Say that again," Bakura growled, "I dare you."
Marik crossed his arms and stuck out his chin. "Fluffy," he said.
Without another word, Bakura launched himself at Marik, teeth bared, hands hooked into claws.
Marik barely got his own hands up to defend himself before Bakura tackled him to the padded floor.
Standing on the other side of the two-way mirror, two fangirls grinned and high-fived, screeching in unison, "CATFIGHT!"
FIN
Author's Note: For those of you who don't know, Freddie Mercury (lead vocalist of Queen, a fracking awesome British eighties rock band), was known to wear very often (at concerts) notorious, skintight outfits. Go check him out on youtube. If you've ever seen Labyrinth with David Bowie, it's something like Jareth's outfit except everything is skintight, not just the pants. XD