In the kitchens of the deathly hallows, the villains stare at one strange Adolfe Hitler as he talks...to a cupcake.
(Hitler mumbles in German to a cupcake)
Vader:I really do wish I could not understand him...
Voldemort: I know I'm going to regret asking this...but what is he saying now?
Vader:*sigh* He's saying "I will have my way with you in 2 hours...time is not on your side! If I had a spoon this morning then you wouldn't even be here right now!
Voldemort:...uh huh...knew I was going to regret asking...i almost wonder what goes on in that head of his...
~In Hitler's Mind~
Hitler:...you wouldn't even be here right now!
Cupcake:I don't know what you're talking about.
Hitler:Tell me where you've hidden the Jews!
Cupcake:Never! You'll never pry it from my frosting!
Hitler:I'll only ask once more. Tell me where they are...or say goodbye to your DELICIOUS SPRINKLES!!!
Cupcake:NOT THE SPRINKLES! No! I don't care anymore...take the sprinkles, but I'll never tell where they hide! NEVER! And your mother never loved you! You suck at art and that's why you never made it into that fancy art school! Your unloved! Unwanted! Nobody likes you! Look around you! They barely put up with you!
Hitler:Nooooooo!
~Real World~
Hitler is now crying and mumbling in German to the cake
Darth:I really wish I didn't know...*sigh*
Voldemort:...What's he saying now?
Darth:Do I have to?
Voldemort:I know I know but you're the only one who understands him...
Darth:*SIGH* "my mommy did love me"
Hitler crawls over to Lord Voldemort
Hitler:(mumbling in German)
Voldemort looks at Darth Vader expectantly
Darth:"You like me don't you my lord?"
Voldemort:*sigh*...sure...