Worm: There's a turn right in front of ya.

Sarah: But that's just a wall.

Worm: It's a turn. I'm a worm, why would I lie to you?

Sarah: I guess you have a point. **goes through the "wall"** Hey. That was incredibly helpful, thank you. **goes left**'

Worm: Wait! Don't go that way.

Sarah: **comes back** What?

Worm: I said, don't go that way. Never go that way.

Sarah: …Why?

Worm: If you keep on goin' that way, you'll go straight to the castle.

Sarah: But that's where I WANT to go! Stupid worm. **stomps off the to left**

MEANWHILE

Jareth: She just entered the Labyrinth. Guess that means I have thirteen hours to kill.

Toby: Goo?

Jareth: …You remind me of the babe.

Goblin 1: What babe?

Jareth: Babe with the power.

Goblin 1: What the hell?

Jareth: Wrong line stupid! **poofs him away to the Bog of Eternal Stench**

Goblin 2: What power?

Jareth: Power of voodoo.

Goblin 2: Now that's just dumb. **gets poofed away**

Goblin 3: Who do?

Jareth: You do.

Goblin 3: I thought Goblin 1 did.

Jareth: Will anyone do this correctly?! **kicks Goblin 3**

Goblin 3: OW! Alright, alright. Do what?

Jareth: Remind me of the—

Sarah: Um—

Jareth: WHAT NOW?! Oh…It's you. Wait…WTF? It's you! What are you doing here? It hasn't even been fifteen minutes!

Sarah: I went left.

Jareth: Damn.

Sarah: Baby please.

Jareth: No.

Sarah: But that's not fair!

Jareth: Dur. Goblin King. Anyways, **clears throat**, I would much rather make a bargain.

Sarah: I'm listening.

Jareth: I return the baby in exchange for yourself.

Sarah: Hmm…I don't know.

Jareth: Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.

Sarah: Slave eh? Well seeing as that I haven't spent the past thirteen hours going through tribulations while gaining friends, getting smarter, and growing up, I guess I don't know any better than to just accept your offer.

Jareth: Great.

Sarah: Now go make me some food.

Jareth: But I don't feel like making anything.

Sarah: Didn't you just say you'd be my slave?

Jareth: Well yes bu—

Sarah: Then make me my food!

Jareth: But it's not fair!

Sarah: Nope.

Jareth: You suck.

Sarah: Yep.

Jareth: **grumble**

Sarah: Love you.

Jareth: Your eyes can be so cruel!

Sarah: **giggles**

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Once again, I emphasize the shortness of it all. If you wish they were longer just tell me and I can make them longer because I have a week break from school, but otherwise you can just imagine the smaller details.

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