I swear, I'm usually more organized than this. o.e
I'm sorry it took me so much longer to update this time. I'll try to be quicker from now on!
This is usually where I'd make a bad joke about giving you crack, but I'm all out for the time being. :/ Next time, then. ;)
Arthur: Merlin? Gwaine? Where are you?
Gwaine: alajeslsmise;nkods
Merlin: ...at a party
Gwaine: no he's lying
Gwaine: we're actually at the tavern
Merlin: i thought we werent supposed to tell him that
Gwaine: oops.
Gwaine: thank god for spell check because I can't type worth a damn
Merlin: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Arthur: dear mother of god
Merlin: I THINK IM GOING TO THROW UP
Gwaine: sure but in the bucket okay
Arthur: This conversation is over.
Arthur: Just don't spend all your money and make me bail you out again, Gwaine.
Gwaine: well in that case I should have stopped asking for refills at least two hours ago
Gwaine: merlin not included
Merlin: s ok sire. i dont really drink looking out for HIM
Merlin: OH GOD I REALLY NEED TO THROW UP
Merlin: GWAINE WHERE'S TH-
Gwaine: lol
Arthur: merlin?
Arthur: where'd he go?
Gwaine: hes passed out on the floor.
Gwaine: shall I rouse him for you!
Arthur: I think you mean "?"
Gwaine: thats what I said. But do u want me 2 or not
Arthur: don't bother. Just string him to the rafters by his ears and I'll come fetch him in a few hours.
Arthur: give or take a day.
Arthur: mind video taping it though?
Gwaine: [NEW MULTIMEDIA MESSAGE]
Arthur: delete the video and burn the phone.
Gwaine: 'scuse me?
Arthur: DO IT. This video could mean the end of the world.
Morgause: Morgana?
Morgana: mmph. Its 3 am
Morgause: how much do you know about armies of the undead?
Morgana: GO AWAY. IT'S TOO UNGODLY AN HOUR.
Morgause: looks like I woke up a little early this morning...
Morgana: damn right! It's too early to even be alive.
Morgause: ...okay, sister...we'll discuss this later, then...
Morgana: if you'd like to keep all your organs in their current arrangement without having to hold them in with your hands, id assume so.
Gwen: I don't want an intestine sweater...
Arthur: I...I'm sorry? Was that autocorrect? I don't remember turning it on...
Gwen: no, it's not autocorrect.
Arthur: then...can I get an explanation...?
Gwen: morgana is going to knit a sweater.
Gwen: using my intestines.
Arthur: well. I'm glad that there's a rational explanation for all this.
Arthur: ?!
Arthur: sarcasm!
Gwen: right...sorry...
Gwen: I walked into morgana's room this morning to see if I could get her anything and she glared at me with these bloodshot eyes and threatened me.
Arthur: what did she say?
Morgana: I will knit you a sweater using your intestines if you take one step closer.
Gwen: ...something like that.
Arthur: Morgana?!
Morgana: Arthur?
Arthur: you don't do that to people!
Morgana: no one told me.
Arthur: then...just...
Arthur: stop.
Morgana: maybe I'll stop texting altogether for a while.
Arthur: wonderful.
Morgana:
Arthur: what?
Morgana:
Gwen: I believe she's expressing her annoyance in a simplistically terrifying way.
Arthur: well it's working.
Morgana:
Arthur: that's really freaking me out
Morgana:
Arthur: are you sure my phone's not just glitching?
Gwen: I see it, too.
Arthur: ...
Arthur: what do we do?
Gwen: ...get merlin?
Arthur: EVERY TIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS, WE ARE NOT REQUIRED TO GO TRAIPSING AROUND THE KINGDOM FOR MY SERVANT. I'M THE FREAKING PRINCE OF CAMELOT!111!1!
Morgana:
Arthur: o.e
Morgana:
Gwen: so, merlin?
Arthur: merlin.
Arthur: merlin.
Merlin: ARTHUR THANK GOD
Merlin: my ears hurt like hell and no one will tell me what happened after I blacked out
Merlin: also I can't feel my brain
Arthur: Maybe it fell out your ears.
Merlin: that would explain why they're hurting so much!
Arthur: ...
Arthur: Right. So, anyway...
Merlin: yeah
Arthur: Have you seen Morgana's new form of communication?
Merlin: can't say that I have.
Arthur: not to worry. You'll find out soon enough.
Morgana:
Merlin: dear god thats terrifying
Arthur: so?
Merlin: make her stahp arthurrrr
Arthur: That implies that I have some semblance of authority here.
Merlin: shes even creepier than usual
Morgana:
Merlin: was that supposed to be indignant?
Morgana:
Merlin: what was that supposed to be?
Arthur: I stopped asking myself a long time ago, Merlin.
Merlin: you still laughing about last night?
Arthur: of course.
Arthur: you, drunk? Have you ever seen anything more ridiculous, merlin?
Merlin: says the man I found curled up on the forest floor only weeks ago rocking back and forth and singing to himself
Merlin: and quite possibly sucking his thumb
Arthur: ...
Arthur: it was bleeding. And that's beside the point.
Merlin: and the point is?
Arthur: you're an ass.
Merlin: I'm sure you can relate, being a royal one.
Merlin: ...your argument is invalid.
Merlin: Arthur...
Merlin: true story, though.
Arthur: I swear I wasn't that drunk.
Merlin: understatement of the century there
Arthur: Yeah, right.
Merlin: you started telling me that the mushrooms would make you immortal.
Arthur: that so did not happen.
Merlin: would u like 2 c the videos
Arthur: merlin, if I remember correctly, there's an armory that needs your attention right about now...
Merlin: I'm sharpening swords right now, as a matter of fact.
Arthur: while you're texting?!
Merlin: yeah why
Merlin: ouch! Goddammit-
Merlin: [censored]
Arthur: That's why.
Arthur: You want to keep all your fingers.
Morgana:
Merlin: oh shit
Arthur: :)
Ooh, a line. :3
I have to say, this is one of my favorites. Hopefully I won't wait that long to update again; I apologize for that, by the way. Next chapter will include a new character in the mix and more auto-correct...maybe. ;)
Until then, review! Thanks for your continued support! You all are the best. (: