Disclaimer- We (we begin The Three Whackos) don't own anything in this fic but our selves. And according to our gym teacher he owns that too.

The Three Wackos go to the Jedi Temple

Chapter 4

"Kana!" exclaimed Matt. As he walk around the corner.

"One we have found." Stated Yoda.

Kana turned to Yoda and Yelled,

"Would you stop talking like that!!"

"No!" stated a ticked off Yoda.

"Yes!" screamed Kana.

"NO!"

"YES!"

Matt tried to follow but got dizzy and fell down. Once on the floor he decided to count ceiling tiles.

"One." counted Matt

"NO!" yelled a still ticked off Yoda.

"What do you mean that was one tile." Said Matt

"YES!" yelled Kana

"Thank you for agreeing with Me." said an excited Matt.

"What do you mean," yelled Kana, and pointed at herself, "I never agree with you."

"That's not true." Matt said.

"What do you mean, it is true." Yelled Kana.

"But if I had said that was true, then we would have agreed, so in order to keep it true I had to say it wasn't true." Stated Matt

Kana and Yoda starred at Matt.

"Confusing that was." Said Yoda.

"That was confusing." Said Kana.

"No it wasn't." stated Matt.

Yoda gave him a questioning look, then turned to Kana and said

"Have mission you do."

"Ohhh…Goodie." Yelled Kana.

"What about me Yoda?" asked Matt.

"Special mission for you I have." Winked Yoda.

"Okay as long as I don't have to clean stuff, or go to Heir Veh's."

"Why not?" Kana's voice grew sympathetic. "I thought you liked cleaning stuff."

"I hate cleaning! You…you…clean freak!" Matt shouted into the Hallway.

"How dare you call me that!" Kana glowered brandishing Obi-Wan's lightsaber.

"Where did you get that?!" Matt questioned. "I want one."

"Give one to you we will not. Hurt yourself you would." Said Yoda

"Why not?"

"Kana waiting for you at the pond Qui-Gon is." Stated Yoda.

"Are you ignoring me?" asked Matt.

"Okay, I'm on my way." Stated Kana and she ran off.

"Lying I was, here" and he handed Matt a lightsaber, "advanced it is."

"How is it advanced?" asked Matt.

"Has three modes it does, normal, double bladed, and whip mode." Stated Yoda.

"So it's like Darth Mauls only with a whip mode?" asked Matt

"Who be this Darth Maul?" asked Yoda

"What he's the one that killed………never mind." Exclaimed Matt.

"Who be this Never Mind guy?" asked Yoda.

"Just forget about that." Said Matt.

"Okay, two blades it does have, the round button turns on the single blade, the square turns on the second blade, and the shiny triangle turns it to whip mode." Explained Yoda, well normal and not in Yodish.

Matt gave him a puzzled look.

"Want to confuse you I did not." Stated Yoda.

"Ohh…Okay, what is my mission?"

"Follow Kana you will, watch her you will, seen you can't be, evaluate her." Stated Yoda.

"So I'm a spy?" asked Matt

"Sound right that does." Stated Yoda.

"What sounds right?" Kana ran back toward the duo.

"Er…nothing." Matt stammered. "Uh, where are you going?"

"Obi's room." Kana replied.

"Qui-Gon is making me share a room with him."

"Lovely."

Matt looked puzzled. "What's with the overcoat? It's like eighty in here."

"Oh the coat, do you like it?" Kana spun around.

"It's…big." Matt said glancing at the coat, and it was. When Kana stopped twirling the coat came down past her knees.

"I found it…" Kana glanced at Yoda. "Somewhere."

"Look familiar that coat does." Yoda waddled over then turned back to Matt. "Matt, come here you will. A task for you I have."

"What is it?" Matt asked eagerly.

"Lift me up you shall, read the tag I must." Matt lifted Yoda up and Yoda grabbed the tag twisting it around so he could read it nearly choking Kana in the process.

"Hmm…right I was belong to Xantos this coat does."

"Aw man, does this mean I have to give it back?"

"No, dead he is. Belong to you this coat does."

"Yay!" Kana skipped happily down the hall and into a room. A few minutes later loud crashes and thuds were heard echoing through the halls.

"Wondering what she is doing I am." Yoda glanced at the door.

"You don't wanna know." Matt started to walk away when Kana poked her head out of the room.

"Hey Matt, c'mer."

"Do I have to?" Matt whined but came. When he was in arms length Kana pulled him into the room and shut the door. Matt screamed from inside the room.

"Wondering what she is doing to him I am." Said Yoda to himself. He walked towards the door, he tried to open the door. He had to jump to reach the knob, and as he jumped the door swung out. It hit him in mid-jump. Yoda went flying just as he was about to land another door opened and hit him. This happen a few more times until he went flying through a newly opened door. Screaming was heard coming from behind the now closed door. Matt and Kana ran to the door.

"What does that sign say?" asked Kana

"Ohhh no it's the girls locker room!" yelled Matt

Kana started to laugh.

"We have to save him." Yelled Matt and he whipped out his lightsaber.

"Where did you get that?" asked Kana

"I stole it from Yoda." Said Matt.

Kana took her lightsaber (which use to be Obi-Wans) out. She had apparently accepted that answer.

"Lets go!" yelled Kana

And they charged in, Matt turned his lightsaber to whip mode.

"Let Yoda go!" Matt shouted as he charged into the room.

"Get out of here you idiot!" Kana shoved him back into the hallway. "This is the girls locker room!"

Matt stood patiently in the hallway while crashes and thuds radiated from the locker room.

"Done!" Kana announced coming triumphantly out of the room. She had an unconscious Yoda on her head.

"Umm…" Matt looked at Kana's head. "Did you know Yoda's on your head?"

Kana's eyes widened in surprise.

"Eww!!" she screamed slapping Yoda off of her head and punting him down the hallway.

"Omph!" Obi omphed as Yoda crashed into his stomach. He had been walking down the hall searching for Kana so he could get his lightsaber back. Straightening he ran over and grabbed Kana by the shoulders.

"That was Master Yoda! You hit Master Yoda!"

"So." Shrugged Kana

"So…So…what do you mean so?" stated a shocked Obi-Wan.

"He's just Yoda." Said Kana.

"Just Yoda!" Yelled Obi-Wan.

There was a large flash of light and Kana pulled a piece of paper out of her cloak and ran down the hall yelling,

"He's so cute when he's mad."

Obi-Wan turned to Matt

"What was that all about?" asked Obi-Wan

"I don't think you want to know." Replied Matt.

With that he turn and walked away. Obi-Wan ran after him.

"Please tell me." Pleaded Obi-Wan

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Fine then I'll beat it out of you."

With that both grabbed for their lightsabers. Obi missed, Matt didn't. Obi missed because he still hadn't gotten a replacement for the one Kana had stole. Matt turned his lightsaber to whip mode and whipped Obi, some how it caught Obi's boxers. Matt pulled back and turned it off.

"Owwww…" yelped Obi as he was given a wedgie. With that Obi ran to his room. Closely followed by Matt. Obi walked through the door and there was a large flash. Matt walked in to find Obi in complete shock.

"I told you, that you didn't want to know." Stated Matt.

Here's why Obi was shocked. His room (which he now shares with Kana) had really changed since he had last visited. The curtains had Obi-pictures on them and so did the carpet, walls, and doors. The beds and doorknobs were shaped to look like Obi-Wan and chained to one of the beds was a life sized Obi-Wan (if you guessed that it was Kana's bed, you're right, give yourself a gold star).

"Now I have a shocked Obi-Wan" stated Kana

What does Kana mean by this well tune in next time to find out.

Matt, Kana, Jez (who still hasn't written a thing)