Thank you for reviewing! I'm so happy! (bawls)

I'm really, really sorry this took so long. I'm such a lazy bum, don't kill me! (ducks)

In this, I'm going to do Lucha and Kuro together.

This is the 6:00 news on KOACTV, with your hosts, Lucha!

"Hola!" (Insert corny pose here).

And Kuro!

"...Why am I here again?"

"Welcome, my friends to the 6:00 news, where I, the magnificent Lucha (insert random corny pose here) will deliver the news of the universe with style!"

"Our top story tonight...the cousins are on strike. They have left Select Meadows on a strike until they're demands are fulfilled. We go to Honey, who is speaking with some of the cousins."

"..."

"Honey?"

(Appears on screen covered in K&K's (Delicious candy-covered chocolate ants! Crunchy! Owned by the King of All Cosmos Co. © Not for reproduction.) and random bits of paper)

"Oooo, I'm going to get that Ace, I will. Why did he have to switch his butt with such a big one? It's not like he needs one; the spikey model was bad enough! Holes all over the Meadow, making a great mess of things and I nearly twisted an ankle, so I did! Ooooooo..."

"Ummmm...Honey?"

"Hm? Oh! Is the camera on?"

"Yes, Honey, it is."

"Oh, omigosh! I'm sorry! Erm...what was I doing?"

"You were interviewing a cousin on the strike, Honey."

"Oh, right. And that's when Ace pushed me down...um...anyways, I have the cousin's demands right here, just let me find it..."

(Pulls the piece of paper off of a very unhygienic spot. I leave it to your imagination).

"Okay, their demands are...that The Prince no longer be the main character, that they appear in the credits of all of the games...and...root beer. That's all."

"Thank you, Honey! Now, to—wait, aren't I a cousin? Doesn't that I'm on strike?! Mi Dios, that cannot be! I never agreed to this! I cannot be on strike, I—"

"...Oi vey...let's just go to Dipp for the sports. Lucha, would you shut up? Not all of the cousins are on strike, just some of them! Calm down!"

(Switches over to Dipp, who is not in fact reporting on sports and is instead, hosting a wild dance party.)

"Yeah! Dance, Ace, dance! Spin that new butt!"

"Dipp! What are you doing?"

"Oh, hiya Lucha! What's up?"

"What's up? We are in the middle of a report! You are supposed to be reporting on sports!"

"Really? Why? It's so much more fun to party! You guys should come down and join the rest of us!"

"Dipp! We are on the job right now, this is no time for partying!"

"Aw, c'mon! I've even got a nice little secluded corner for Kuro, supplied with snacks and everything!"

"No, we cannot go—Kuro, what are you doing?!"

"Getting up, what's it look like?"

"You don't mean to go to the party, do you? We are still working!"

"Well, just because you don't do anything fun in your free time, Lucha—"

"What?! How can you say that? I do lots of fun things in my spare time! I am a fun person! You cannot deny this!"

"Whoa, Lucha, calm down! I didn't—"

"I do many fun things, like making churros!"

"Sure, I like your churros, but—"

"How can you know this? I have never given you a churro, you could not know that it tasted good! Unless...you have been spying on me!"

"What?"

"Yes, you have been spying on me! To see my private life, yes, and to spread the word to your other spy friends! Well, I won't stand for it! Justice shall prevail, justice shall prevail!"

(Kuro sighs and shakes his head wearily, as Lucha laughs maniacally in the background.)

I did all of KataMario's requests in one! Yay!

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