I don't own Hetalia or Jurassic park...which is honestly probably a good thing.

They had been bundled into cars fairly swiftly after America had rid Belarus of the majority of her weapons (he assumed that she still had some despite her protests), England sat ridgedly in his seat, he was NOT pleased to be sat in the middle of the back row of the car between France and Russia, America was driving and China was in the passenger seat...but only because America didn't want China and Russia sat together.

They had got into the cars quickly...but they had been parked in one place for the past twenty minuets, England was beyond bored, for the moment he contented himself with listening to the glorious sounds of nature...

"BASTARD LET GO!"

"awwww, but Lovi!"

"Fuck off Denmark!"

"why?"

"BASTARD I MEAN IT!"

"awwww, you two are adorable"

"Lithuania, turn off your phone!"

"Hungary, stop staring at Hong Kong and Iceland, you're making them feel uncomfortable!"

"but if I don't text Poland back, he'll be really angry"

"BASTARD I MEAN IT"

"KESESESESESESESE"

"Loviiiiiiiii"

"ve, Germany, I can hear Fratello"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!"

"Hongkong, you should probably put that down"

"but I'm going to beat my score!"

"veeeeeeeee"

"Romano, calm down"

"who asked you Canada!"

"Hungary, what in the ...?"

"calm down Austria, my reading material is my business!"

England closed his eyes, yep, the glorious sounds of nature.

England watched America frown in the front seat, he grabbed a walky talky from the drink holder next to him "DUDES! We aren't leaving until you SHUT UP!" he whined into it, England hadn't seen America acting this serious over anything, ever!.

There was an awkward silence amoungst the cars,

"BASTARD! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY!" true to form Romano was the first to break the silence.

After Romano had calmed down the cars started, England noticed that America wasn't driving despite being in the drivers seat "America...why aren't you driving" it was like China had read his mind

"the cars are on a track" he grinned, back to his normal self...back to his normal annoying self.