A/N: Hey guys, I'd just like to say thanks to ALL my reviewers; especially…
dusty714; for reviewing every chapter and pointing out specific things you liked.
And studyangel & mimigem634…your reviews made my day as well…
And joinmeinthethunder; for saying this was the funniest clique story…and for your suggestion on Kristen. I was actually thinking of making her sports/grades obsessed, but then I thought it'd be funnier to make her a prude or a know-it-all.
But yeah, I'll try to put more of her in this chapter.
BOCD
The Café
It was time. The Pretty Committee was about to make their grand entrance into the café. Massie knew this moment would be crucial, because all eyes would be on them. They could not afford to mess this up. Quickly, she decided to give her girls some last-minute instructions.
Massie: okay, the song we're walking to is "Don' Cha by the Pussycat Dolls, I mean Dawls.
Dylan: great decision!
Claire: got it! Don't worry Great and Wise One, I won't disappoint you!
Kristen: um, I'd feel much violated parading in to the beat of such a vulgar song.
Massie: too bad. Now let's go, I'll count you in. Start silent-singing on six. I'll open the door on seven. We walk to the beat on eight. 'Kay?
Claire: (gasp!) such brilliant planning!
Alicia: (double gasp!) such great attention to detail!
Dylan: should we be taking notes?
Massie: do it next time, it's too late now. Okay, here we go. Ah-five, a-six, a-five six se-vuhn eight!
Dylan, Claire & Alicia: (parade in after their leader, singing proudly) DON' CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME? (all turn and look at Massie, expecting to be praised)
Massie: (flushes with rage) YOU'RE NAWT SUPPOSED TO SING OUT LOUD, YOU MORONS!
Dylan, Claire & Alicia: (nearly get blown over by her scream)
Massie's rage melted into sheer embarrassment. She marched onto the stage and snatched the microphone from Principal Burns. This was her chance to redeem herself before the whole school thought of her as a loser!
Massie: (screams into the mic maniacally) ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM NOT ASSOSIATED WITH THOSE FOOLS WHO WERE JUST SINGING! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE! PLEASE DON'T THINK OF ME AS ANYTHING LESS THAN A TRUE ALPHA! I HAD NUH-THING TO DO WITH THIS, I SWEAR! I AM STILL THE—
Kanye West: (pops out of nowhere & grabs the mic) Yo, Massie, Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time!
Kristen: well! That was random…
Massie: (sputters in shock) what the…how did you…what the hell are you doing here?
Principal Burns: (snatches mic from Kanye West) Okay, that's it! Massie and rapper dude, back to your tables, NOW!
Massie: (storms back to the PC)
Claire: great. Now I don't feel like one of the cool kids who come to the party fashionably late 'cause they have better things to do!
Alicia: Ehmagawd, yeah! Now I feel like one of those "LBR's" as we call them who's given the wrong address on purpose!
Dylan: the PC magic is fading!
Massie: (anger boiled inside her once again. Loser was something she would nawt allow herself to be called, even as a joke) WE ARE NAWT LBR'S! HAVE A LITTLE FAITH, WILL YA?
Kristen: uh, you're the one who just got up on stage and made a scene, just to—
Claire: (screams, interrupting Kristen) Ehmagawd, where's Cammie? (looks around, panicking) ohh…he's probably oozing Drakkar Noir and wondering why I agreed to this stupid late entrance! (winces)
Massie: WHY DO YOU CARE? WE'RE ON A BOYFAST!
Alicia: Ehmagawd, check out our table! The "NO LBR'S" sticker I custom-ordered off the internet is GONE!
Massie: ALAS! OUR MEMORIES ARE STOLEN!
Dylan: AND DESTINED TO FADE AWAY WITH OUR TANS!
Claire: what about my fingerprints? They were on this very table the day I was officially accepted into the PC! (sniffles at the memory)
Principal Burns: (glares at them) Now, if you girls are finished, I'd like to go on with my announcement…
Random Guy: squawk, squawk!
Principal Burns: blah blah blah…(TPC drowned her out, even though everybody else was paying attention)
A/N: So yeah, this chapter's kinda short. It was originally really long, so I decided to split it into two chapters. I'll post the next one later. That one will have the whole Cam/Claire/Olivia scene.
Oh, and sorry if there's still not enough Kristen. I'm workin' on it!
So, what'd you guys think of the whole Kanye West thing? Pretty random, but I thought it was genius! I've seen a lot of parodies on here that include celebs (like Kanye) and they're hilarious, so I figured, why not, right?
So yeah, review and tell me if you like the whole celebs-popping in idea. If you do, what celebs would you like to see? I have some ideas for a few other celebs that would make this fic hilarious!