Chapter 4.
˝Zake su svi potišteni?˝[Why is everybody down?] - Anja asked curiously.
˝Puno me pitaš, onaj limeni je u depri jer si lepršala...˝ [Why do you ask me? The tin can was depressed while you danced around]- Eva answered.
˝Pa ak je to on naravno!˝ [Well if it is him..]
˝O smiri se brate, idem si muža gnjavit˝ [Chill already, Imma go harras my husband]- Eva said with a grin
˝Već ga mužem zoveš˝ [Already calling him your husband]
˝SHIP ON THE STARBOAR!˝- came the yell from the crow's nest. Everyone turned to see something yellow emerge from the water. Two lamps dangled and soon a huge yellow submarine was by the Kidd pirates ship. It had the word DEATH written on it. Eva started laughing like a maniac and pointing her finger
˝TAKO JE KRIČAVO AHHAHAHAHAHAH˝ [ IT'S SO KITSCHY! (bright) AHAHAHAHA ]
˝Prestani˝[Stop it] Anja scoffed. ˝He's here...oh god oh god, okay breathe˝- She started a few exercises to keep herself from hyperventilating. The whole thing was observed by the Captain and quartermaster. While Killer being silent as most of the time, the redhead prefered a good string of curses to welcome the newcomers.
˝The hell is that shit? Some pansy hiding under tin? Uhm no offense Killer˝- Kidd rambled.
Suddenly the door opened and a lanky man carrying a long sword came out. He stretched and yawned while a few wolf whistles pierced the silence. He scratched his goatee and looked at the ship with curious eyes.
˝I'd tap that sword If you know what I mean...nadam se da ga zna koristit˝[I hope he knows how to use it]- A voice said.
˝Did you say that?˝- His deep voice asked the red head Captain who was currently staring at him. Kidd turned red in his face and snarled.
˝The fuck you looking at me?! It was that wench!˝- He showed at Anja who was hiding behind a barrel and peeking at the man on the sub. Killer nodded and cleared his throat.
˝And you are?˝
˝Trafalgar Law, Surgeon of Death at your service˝- The lanky man said and smirked.
˝Oh I'd let you service me..˝- Anja said with hearts in her eyes and Eva smacked her head.
˝At least keep some dignity while ogling, he's shady as fuck. Look!˝- Eva whined. ˝What pirate has a childish, fluffy HAT?!˝
˝HE'S CUTE OKAY. KAWAII AS FUCK, why are you saying Kidd is better?˝- Anja argued.
˝At least he's manly and not that...whatever it is..˝-Eva shotued back and took a fighting stance. Both girls were surrounded by flames glaring at each other while the others sighed.
˝Zašto moraš srati po njemu?˝ [Why do you have to shit on him?] -Anja glared
˝E da serem vidjelo bi se, usotalom ionako je tamnoput..možda je neko već?˝ [If I had been shitting on him, you'd see., anyway he's tanned maybe somebody already has?] - Eva yelled laughing her ass off. Anja was getting redder in her face and trembling from anger.
˝Reći ću mu da te izreže za večeru prasice!˝ [I'm going to tell him to cut you up for dinner pig!]
˝Bar će ti biti fino meso hahaha˝ [At least the meat will be tasty hahah]
˝Puno sala prije˝ [More full of fat]
˝Onda me nemoj papati hahaha pusti to Kiddu˝[Then don't eat and let Kidd do that] - Eva winked at a confused Kidd. Anja made barfing noises.
˝Idem se spremit prasice. Pff˝ [I'm going to get ready pig]
˝Sam ti idi, ionako je doktročić ljut..hihih˝ [Go on, the lil' doctor is mad anyway]
˝ŠTO?˝ [What?]
˝Pogledaj..˝- [Look...]Anja turned to the sub and saw a frowning Law staring right at them.
˝Would you like to explain what exactly you are saying about me? That talk sounds like a witches language˝
˝What's with you? Frist ghouls, now witches?˝- Eva asked. She was seriously getting sick of it. Like their language was better.
˝Uh nothing wrong Law-san˝- Anja replied winking and blushing like a mad woman.
An apple was thrown and landed beside Law. He eyed it curiously and kicked it with his boot.
˝An apple a day keeps the doctor away!˝- Eva sang and hid behind Kidd in his furry coat. Just to be safe. Of course the red head found it funny and laughed. Killer, being the only normal one, silently stared and sighed. He felt like surrounded with children.
˝But if the doctor's cute ditch the fruit, right Anja?˝- Eva continued from the coat and giggled.
˝WHA-OI SHUT UP BAKA!˝
˝Room˝- a blue sphere enveloped both ships and people were in the air screaming and shouting.
˝Oi it's not a bomb Law!˝- Eva yelled suddenly out of her furry shelter. She wailed and kicked her legs in protest. Law smirked and then fell down.
˝CAPTAINN! WHO DID THIS!˝- A white furry man in an orange overall screamed. He was holding a bread loaf and growling. Oh wait, that was a white bear! A SPEAKING BEAR!
˝What?! I ran out of apples, okay!˝- Eva defended herself. Killer silently prayed for this to be over soon, however Kidd didn't seem to mind which was suspicious...
˝It was a few days old, maybe it got hard too much and hit his head?˝ -Eva justified herself poorly.
˝That's what she said...˝-Anja giggled and both girls laughed.
˝You just defeated one of the most dangerous rookies, along with myself.˝- Kidd said. Everyone was back on their feet on the ship, rumbling and going their merry ways.
˝I'm so dead, right?˝- Eva said.
˝Do you think I have a chance with him?˝
˝Nope, nada˝- Eva grinned at her friend who melted on the ship bawling her eyes out.
˝Fuck this˝- Killer said and left the deck. He needed a bubble bath for his headache.
next time on Rakija meets Sake - Dinner with a Flamingo!