Harley was walking down the street casually whistling a cheery tune. She was on her way home with the grocery shopping after hitting the store since it had been the discount sale.

"I wonder if Mistah-J will like what I got for him" She said peering into the bag. She had bought him a green and Purple diamond checked tie and a new switchblade since his old one was getting rusty.

She had gotten herself a bunch of material and thread plus some casual outfits to combine into new ones. Her regular shirts and trousers seemed to boring and she wanted to be a bit bolder and more dangerous.

As for Bud and Lou she had gotten them some bones and new red collars with spikes on. Their usual red leather ones were getting won and she had attached new tags and everything.

"Hey baby wanna go get a drink with me?" A sly yet playful voice said from behind her.

Harley turned behind her to see a tall man in his mid 20's ogling at her. She frowned crossly she didn't mind being called pretty but the only one allowed to give her pet names we Ivy or Mistah-J.

He peered at her his eyes filled with lust "Quite the looker aint ya" he said tilting back her head.

"Geez what an asshole and he smells like booze" Harley thought to herself.

He then took her free hand and began pulling her "C'mon I'll show you good time" the guy said cheekily.

Harley frowned crossly first he started flirting with her without her permission and now he was trying to get into her pants!

Harley's inner monologue

"What's with this asshole? I already said NO and besides Mistah-J is waiting for me and I aint no cheater! Hmmm perhaps I outta kick him in the nuts"

now

Harley smiled at him seductively "Sure I'd love to but first close your eyes" she said cheekily.

The guy closed his eyes and she could tell already from his expression he was thinking something disgusting.

"Keep still" Harley said raising her foot and then kicked him in the nuts to which he fell to his knee's moaning.

"Nngh...Oh god...my nuts...Jesus lady what the hell was that for?!" The guy grumbled crossly.

Harley frowned at him "Serves you right jerk!" She said angrily and flipped him the finger "I'm taken and the guy I'm with is 30 times better than your ugly mug!" she snapped and then turned away angrily.

at home

Joker was watching TV and was awaiting Harley to come home. Despite enjoying cartoons he was tired of watching reruns of old episodes.

Bud and Lou were sat beside his chair whimpering sadly for Harley. He reached down and ruffled their manes "Sorry boys but you'll have to wait a bit longer".

Suddenly the door opened to which Bud and Lou perked up and ran towards her laughing happily.

"Hi babies didja miss mama?" she said lovingly to which they licked her face and cackled gleefully. She looked up and saw Joker coming so she straightened up and dusted herself off "Ok babies mummy will give you your presents later" she said gently.

"I'd do it now Pooh or they'll just pester more" Joker suggested smiling fondly at her.

"Ok Puddin whatever you say" Harley said and fastened their new collars around their necks after removing their old ones.

"Nice one Harls their old ones were getting shabby" Joker said impressed by her initiative.

"Yeah and they looked better don't you think" She said as they showed him their spiked collars.

Joker smiled "Absolutely Harls and I love the spikes very dangerous" he said petting Bud and Lou.

Harley gazed lovingly at him with her big blue eyes. He was so handsome far better than that drunken jerk who had hit on her. She pulled a 2 large bones from her bag "Go play babies mummy wants some alone time with her Puddin" she said and threw them far away to which the Hyena's raced after them.

Joker smiled at her lovingly and opened his arms wide "C'mere pooh".

Harley squealed happily and ran into his arms still clinging to the bag. She wrapped her arms around his neck lovingly. He was the only man she would ever need and nobody else could EVER change her mind.

"So what did you get me pooh?" he said ruffling her hair playfully.

"Oh yeah your presents" Harley said snapping out of her dreamy state. First she pulled out his new tie "I know you like purple and green so I got you something that includes both" she said fondly.

Joker was impressed "Nice one Harls...very snazzy" he said peering at it. Usually her taste was pretty bad but this time she had got it right.

"Oh and about your switchblade being broken" she said rummaging in the bag and pulled it out "I got you a replacement".

"Harley..." Joker said touched. She always seemed to know what to get him and most times using her own initiative.

Harley beamed at him batting her blue eyes. She loved to see him smile more than anything and knew what made him happy.

He noticed her bag was still full "What else you get?" he said curiously expecting make-up and shoes.

"This" She said showing him the material and thread. They were all black, red and white separately.

"You making a new suit?" Joker asked curiously.

"Kinda...I've been thinking about upgrading my outfit since my old one is kinda getting ripped and has holes in it" Harley said smiling.

Joker smiled "I see well nothing wrong with a bit of change" he said kissing her cheek.

Harley sighed happily enjoying his affection "Well Puddin I gotta get to work I'll let you get on with your schemes" she said rushing off to the bedroom.

"Sure..." Joker said looking despondent. He was pretty disappointed as he had wanted to fool around but holding off a bit would make it even better.

In bedroom

Harley left her new creations in the wardrobe but pulled out one of them to wear. She then admired herself in the mirror happily "You go girl" she chuckled. She then headed downstairs happily to get a proper welcome home from Joker.

In office

Joker was busy doodling a picture of himself and Harley having sex. Above their picture he had put all sorts of daft comments like "Oh yes...Mistah-J" coming from Harley and "That it take it all" coming from him.

Suddenly there was a gentle knock on the door "Enter" he said firmly and hid the doodle in his desk door. As Harley came in his eyes widened and his mouth dropped open in shock "Harley..." he said impressed.

Harley was wearing her own design of a naughty schoolgirl but with major adjustments. She was wearing very little make-up except for her black lipstick and mascara. She had her usual bunches in which he loved most about her.

On her upper torso she was wearing a white blouse with the buttons undone so they flashed her cleavage. Around her neck was a black tie which was done loosely so it hung between her breasts. On her lower area she was wearing an upper thigh length red pleated mini skirt, calf length black and red checked stockings and black pumps.

"You like it...I made it myself" She said placing her hands on her hips and smiled seductively.

Joker licked his lips the entire outfit hugged her tight body and complimented her figure very well. He could feel himself getting a boner from under his tight pants just looking at her.

Harley walked slowly up to the desk and sat on his lap wrapping her arms around his neck "You like Puddin?" she said seductively.

Joker placed one arm around her waist and tilted her head back with his free one "Baby you look AMAZING" he said smirking.

Harley leaned towards him pressing her chest against him batting her blue eyes "Gimme some sugar baby" she teased.

Joker smirked "Don't mind if I do" he said and kissed her passionately enjoying the taste of her cherry lip gloss.

Harley moved her hands upwards running her fingers through his blackish green hair. It was so soft and smooth she loved the feel of it between her fingers.

Joker placed one arms around her back while fondling her chest with the other. He was loving the idea of Harley wearing new clothes more than ever now.

Harley pulled away smiling "Daddy?" She said playfully.

"Yes Harley-girl?" Joker said tickling her under her chin.

"Will you please spank you Harley for being SO naughty?" She said grinning deviously.

Joker grinned wickedly "How can I refuse an offer like that?".

15 minutes later

"Oh...ah...ouch...yes...harder!" Harley moaned lustfully as Joker spanked her butt with a wooden ruler. She was bent over his desk with her ass raised in the air and her panties around her knees.

"You like that baby?" Joker said spanking her harder. He could see her getting wetter the more he spanked. She was a masochist to her very core and that was what he loved most about her.

"Yes...oh...very...Mmm...ah...much...nngh...sir" Harley moaned loudly enjoying her punishment.

Joker stopped and gazed at her red bottom and smirked "Your all wet down here" he said sticking his finger inside of her making her moan. He then pulled it out and licked his finger "Mmm salty" he chuckled.

"Please...Please give me my reward daddy!" She begged pleadingly.

"Very well but only because you asked nicely" Joker said patting her head. He flipped her onto her back and spread open her legs. He began rubbing himself against her wet pussy to tease her further. He had to teach her who was in charge at all times.

"No...don't TEASE me stick it in!" Harley whined eagerly.

"You REALLY want it that badly?" he teased.

"YES! God yes!" Harley yelled loudly.

"Then ask me properly" Joker teased pinching her left nipple.

"PLEASE DADDY! POUND ME WITH YOUR ROCK HARD PENIS!" She screamed loudly.

Joker smirked "Good girl always listen to daddy" he said and thrusted himself inside of her.

Harley moaned loudly as he entered her already soaked pussy he was so big already and it felt so good.

"You like my hard cock Harls?" Joker teased.

"I love it Mistah-J!" Harley sighed pleasantly.

Joker grinned "Well enjoy it while you can coz when I'm done you won't be able to move" he sniggered.

25 minutes later

"Oh yes...oh yes... just like that...Oooh yeah!" Harley moaned lustfully as she sat atop Jokers lap moving up and down.

Joker was groping her chest and thrusting in and out of her while he sat in his chair. He was enjoying looking at Harley's aroused expression. Soon he felt a familiar feeling filling his body "Harley...I'm Cumming!" Joker yelled loudly.

Me too Puddin...OOOHHH YEAHH!" She screamed loudly as Joker filled her with his hot fluid.

Afterwards

Joker was lighting a cigarette while stroking Harley's soft blonde hair "You enjoy that Harls?".

"It was wonderful Puddin you were more aggressive than usual" She giggled.

"I'm glad you enjoyed yourself" he chuckled.

Harley wrapped her arms around his chest lovingly. No matter who tried to claim her she would always belong to Joker in body, mind and soul.

"Something wrong sweets?" Joker asked curiously.

Harley shook her head "Nothing at all Mistah-J I was just thinking about how much I love ya is all" She sighed happily

"Me too Harls" Joker said and hugged her back tightly.

Harley inner monologue

"Batman and all them others can say what they want about Mistah-J but he's mine and I'll continue to love him forever".