(Cut to Themesong)
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine ,
(Asahina does a cannonball at the end of the dock, with Naegi and Kirigiri in the water, shielding themselves)
You guys are are on my mind ,
(A dodgeball hits Hagakure square in the chest.)
You asked me what I wanted to be ,
(Chihiro giggles while at a lunch table with Mondo, who has straws up his nostrils. Ishimaru is in background, outraged.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see ,
(Sakura punches Togami in the face, which sends him flying.)
I wanna be... Famous!
( Sayaka is on a stage singing and Leon is cheering in the crowd, over-excitedly)
I wanna live close to the sun ,
(Hagakure steps out of the water and onto the beach, he shakes his wet hair out like a dog and freaks out Celes and Junko, who are sunbathing.)
Well pack your bags cause I've already won ,
( Yamada, Naegi, and Chihiro stand at the top of a cliff, looking down in terror)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way ,
(Ishimaru is blowing into a whistle aggresively at Junko, Sayaka, and Celes as they run.)
I'll get there one day ,
( Fukawa is pulling at her braids as Togami walks away from her.)
Cause I wanna be... Famous! ,
(Junko and Mukuro are slapping their arms at each other in a fight)
(Short instrumental)
(Leon is rocking on his guitar on a stage.)
(Kirigiri and Naegi's hands touch as they sit on the end of the dock at sunset.)
Na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (Asahina and Sakura high five.)
I wanna be,
( Mondo rolls his eyes at Ishimaru who is yelling at him.)
I wanna be,
( Celes pushes Yamada off the cliff with a smile.)
I wanna be famous!
( Mukuro shoots Fukawa with a paintball gun and starts to laugh, but Fukawa transitions into Genocider and pulls out her scissors.)
I wanna be,
(Sakura holds a dodgeball and glares at a frightened Leon across the court.)
I wanna be,
( Camera pans to all of the cast sitting around a fire.)
I wanna be FAMOUS!
(TOTAL DANGAN RONPA ISLAND title screen.)
(Cut to Camp)
Naegi was walking back to his cabin after his morning shower, when he saw Kirigiri sitting on a stump behind the cabins, writing in a journal.
(Naegi's Confessional)
Naegi:"I think I should go talk to her, right?"
(Cut back to cabins.)
Naegi walked over to Kirigiri. He sat down on the ground next to her.
Naegi:"Hey Kirigiri. How are you doing?"
Kirigiri was concentrated in her book, and tapping the end of her pen on her chin in thought. "...I think I've come on to something."
Naegi:"What do you mean?"
Kirigiri:"...I think our memories...have been altered in some way."
Naegi:" Umm, what are you talking about?"
Kirigiri:"We're all 16 right?"
Naegi nodded.
Kirigiri:"...Do any of us look like we're 16? Most of us look at least 18, discluding Chihiro who looks pre-pubescent and Hagakure who is probably in his 20's. Also, the fact that, at least my memories, are very different for the past few months I remember."
Naegi:" I get what you're saying, but it doesn't make sense."
Kirigiri:" That's a contradiction."
Naegi laughed nervously. "Sorry, but I doubt that anything has happened to our memories. We all signed up for the show and got accepted. Simple as that."
Kirigiri:" No it is not as simple as that. Everyone who I've talk to here, is slated to attend Hope's Peak Academy in the fall...if that alone isn't enough, my father, who is the headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy is working here."
Naegi:" Huh?! That's too weird..."
Kirigiri closed her book and stood up. "Something is going on and I'm going to figure it out."
Kirigiri walked off.
(Naegi's Confessional)
Naegi:" She is kind of weird, but she's pretty cool."
(Cut to Sayaka and Junko's Room.)
Sayaka sighed and tried to shake Junko awake, but she just snored.
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"...That's not right. She shouldn't be out of it still."
(Cut back to room.)
Sayaka kicked the bed in anger. "How is this alliance going to work, if you're ASLEEP?!"
Celes was in the doorway. "Alliance?"
Sayaka:"...Huh?"
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:" Oh no oh no, I messed up, didn't I?"
(Cut to Celes's Confessional)
Celes smiled. "This is too good. If I can get Sayaka to let me in the alliance, and befriend her, then I can just take control of the alliance after Junko is voted out tonight. Which she will be, I guarantee it."
(Cut to Bathhouse)
Leon was in the shower, alone, and singing into the shampoo bottle.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:" Yeah, I sing in the shower. But apparently people here don't appreciate it."
(Cut back to Showers)
Mondo had walked in and started to crack up when he heard Leon singing Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus.
Leon dropped the soap in surprise and looked over the shower stall at Mondo. "Fuck! What are you doing?!"
Mondo laughed. "I came to take a shower, but looks like I found a wannabe pop star."
(Mondo's Confessional)
Mondo:"Haaaaha! Leon was just singing Miley Cyrus! I took him for more of a rock kind of guy."
(Cut to Leon's Confessional)
Leon rolled his eyes. "Miley Cyrus? No way. I'm not even a fan, her song was just stuck in my head! "
(Cut back to The Shower room, Ishimaru was now there.)
Ishimaru walked into the shower room with his towel around his waist, after over-hearing. "Do not be ashamed Leon! Singing in the shower is normal!"
Mondo cackled. " Yeah, but not Miley Cyrus. That's some pussy shit."
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"Did...he just?"
(Cut back)
Leon busted open his shower stall, with a towel wrapped around him and stomped over to Mondo. "What did you just say?"
Mondo looked down at him and smirked. "Pussy. Shit."
Leon slammed his fist at Mondo's face, but Mondo dodged and shoved Leon off of him.
Mondo:" Calm down man!"
Leon:"Take that back!"
Ishimaru:"Guys! Control yourselves!"
Mondo:" I'm not taking back the truth."
Leon lunged towards Mondo, and Mondo tightened his fist.
Ishimaru quickly leapt in between them, his towel falling right off, leaving him nude as he held the two apart.
Ishimaru held back the both of them, Leon trying to get through, and Mondo not seeming to care as much.
Leon:"Let me at em!"
Ishimaru:"We will not have this violence! Mondo, please apologize to Leon!"
Mondo:"Heh, whatever man. I'm sorry you got so pissed off."
Leon sneered at him. "Excuse me?! You called me a pussy!"
Mondo:"Your man hood was already threatened when you were singing that bullshit."
Ishimaru:" Men! Please stop all this fighting over Miley Cyrus! You cannot let yourselves argue over such trivial things!"
Mondo rolled his eyes. "Fine. Sorry I called you a pussy."
Leon started to calm down. "Right, I was only singing it because it was stuck in my head..."
Mondo nodded. "I understand man. We good-"
Togami had walked in, saw Leon and Mondo in their towels, and Ishimaru naked in between them, touching their chests.
Togami sighed and walked by them.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"Maybe I over reacted a little...but NO ONE insults my manhood!"
(Cut to Mondo's Confessional)
Mondo:"...Sometimes I sing Celine Dion." Mondo blushed.
(Cut to Ishimaru's Confessional)
Ishimaru:" It is always great to end conflict and bring people closer together! I'm the captain of the peer mediation club at school as well as being head hall monitor!
(Cut to Togami's Confessional)
Togami:" I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots everywhere I go."
(Cut back to Center Camp.)
Chihiro and Sayaka are chatting by the flagpole.
Sayaka:"..I messed up Chihiro...really bad!"
Chihiro:" What happened?"
Sayaka:" Celes MAY have found out about the alliance...which was supposed to be secret..."
Chihiro:"Oh, well, is it a big deal?"
Sayaka:" I don't know if it is...It might be later down the line, I'm not good with this stuff! I can't keep a secret and we can't just try to vote out Celes because she knows...that's vicious."
Chihiro:" Right...maybe we should wait for Celes to make a move, if she even does."
Sayaka nodded. " Okay! You're such a help Chihiro!"
Chihiro blushed. "Thanks!"
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"I didn't even solve the problem...I just said to wait..."
(Cut to Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:" Hopefully Junko wakes up soon! She's better with this kind of stuff!"
(Cut back to Center Camp.)
Monobear(Over Speakers): "It's Breakfast time, campers! Then, after a little free time, Today's Challenge will be held in the Mess-Hall at lunch time! Be ready for a "Tasty" meal! Upupu!"
(Cut to Mess-Hall)
At breakfast, Mukuro was behind Ishimaru on the line for food.
Chef Jin plopped some paste onto Ishimaru's tray.
Ishimaru:" Please consider getting food of higher quality and variety!"
Jin sighed. "Not going to happen kid. Shut up, move along, and eat."
Ishimaru gave a salute. "Yes, Sir!" Mukuro glanced over at him and smiled.
(Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:"..He's a huge dork, but that's his charm."
(Cut to Mondo and Chihiro at the table.)
Mondo was down after a few spoonfuls of the paste. "This is garbage."
Chihiro:"Yeah...I wish they could give us something better to eat."
Mondo:" Hey, are you alright?"
Chihiro:"Oh me? Yeah I'm fine."
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"..No, I'm not fine. Sayaka has me so nervous about this alliance...I only agreed to it because I'm her friend...but I have a bad feeling about the whole thing."
(Cut to Mondo's Confessional)
Mondo:" That girl is definitely down about something."
(Cut back to Table.)
Mondo:" Hey, after your down with you uh, food..., You wanna play some games or go on a hike or something?"
Chihiro lit up. "A hike sounds great!"
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:" I want to try and hike! I've never done it before but it seems like a great idea!"
(Cut to Sayaka and Naegi talking at breakfast.)
Naegi:" I wonder what today's challenge will be."
Sayaka pushed her tray away in disgust. "I don't know what it will be, but I'm not looking forward to it."
Naegi:" I'm guessing it has something to do with eating or food. Monobear seemed to put an emphasis on "Tasty" in that announcement."
Sayaka:" Wow, that's really smart. I would've never caught that."
Naegi:" Just your basic listening skills at work."
Sayaka suddenly leaned in towards Naegi. "So, I'm really worried about Junko."
Naegi:"Hm, Yeah, she should've waken up by now."
Sayaka:"Not just that...but someone must have hit her over the head, and we have no idea who it was. Now, shell probably be voted out for being useless, two challenges in a row."
Naegi shrugged. "Only time will tell I guess. My bet is either Togami or Leon."
Sayaka:"Leon?!"
Naegi:" He seems pretty sketchy to me."
Sayaka:"Leon isn't sketchy. I think it was that Mukuro girl. I mean, they're twins ri-"
Celes had walked by, brushing by Sayaka's back, and slipping her a note.
Sayaka brought the note out and read it.
Naegi:" What's that about?"
Sayaka stood up. "Oh nothing! I'll see you later, Naegi!"
Sayaka went out of the mess-hall, Naegi stared back down at Sayaka's tray.
(Naegi's Confessional)
Naegi:"...Looks like I have another tray to clean up."
(Cut to Celes's Confessional)
Celes:"I'm setting everything up perfectly. All I need to do after I talk to Sayaka is figure out how to throw the challenge."
(Cut to Sakura and Kirigiri in their cabin.)
Kirigiri:" I know we don't want to think about voting anyone out right now, but I think the next person is obvious."
Sakura:" Hm? What are you implying?"
Kirigiri:" Togami."
Sakura was silent for a second. "Yes. That would probably be most beneficial."
Kirigiri sat down. " I have a question for you Sakura."
Sakura:" Hm?"
Kirigiri:" What urged you t-"
Hagakure busted in the doorway. "Girls! You have to come see this!" Leon was behind him, rolling his eyes.
Leon:"He won't accept no for an answer, so you might as well follow him."
Sakura looked to Kirigiri, and then they both got up to walk out after Hagakure.
(Sakura's Confessional)
Sakura:" I wonder what Kirigiri had to ask me..."
(Cut to Leon's Confessional)
Leon was writing something down on a piece of paper as he talked. "Hagakure busted into the cabin, saying he had something important to show us...I tried to tell him I was busy writing a song, but he said it was urgent."
(Cut to Chihiro in her room.)
Chihiro was going through her suitcase, tossing things out left and right.
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"Well...I don't have hiking boots, but I have sneakers!"
(Cut back to Chihiro's room.)
Sayaka walked in, distressed. "Celes wants to meet with me! What do I do?"
Chihiro:"I-I guess you should go meet with her?"
Sayaka: "Right...that was a silly question I guess."
Chihiro walked by her, with a backpack on. "Okay then, good luck-"
Sayaka grabbed Chihiro by the arm. "Wait. You're going with me, aren't you?"
Chihiro:"Uh-Uh...I didn't plan on it...I'm supposed to go on a hike with Mondo."
Sayaka smiled and let go. "Oooh! A romantic hike! Have fun!"
Chihiro: "It's not going to be romantic!"
Sayaka rushed Chihiro out of the room. "Go on, Go on! Have fun on your hike!"
Chihiro walked out of the cabin.
(Cut to Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:" Sometimes she can get on my nerves...she's so peppy..."
(Cut to Hagakure and the others.)
Hagakure, Sakura, Leon, and Kirigiri were walking through the woods.
Leon:"Hey pal, how much longer is this gonna be? I kinda have a thing back at camp to take care of."
Hagakure: "This is much more important than any song! This is weird! A ghostly place lies ahead!"
Leon:"Ghosts? You gotta be kidding me."
Hagakure:" Do you not believe in the supernatural, Leon?"
Kirigiri:"What lies ahead?"
Hagakure:"It's an old broke down farm, but get this, the crops are taken care of and...something else..."
Sakura:" Something else?"
Hagakure:" Exactly!"
The four of them got to the farm building. It was surrounded by forest, fog drifted around them, but just in the vicinity of the farm. It was broken down and old, the ground around the small amount of crops was cracked and not taken care of, but the crops themselves were perfect.
Leon:"Uhh...This is kind of creepy."
Hagakure:" Creepy? No. Satisfying? Yes."
Kirigiri:"...How do you know there are ghosts?"
Hagakure pulled out his map. "Well besides the overwhelming amount of spirits speaking to me, and hands touching me right now, there is also no possible way this farm could've been cared for."
They looked at the map.
Hagakure:" The only buildings on the island are at the main camp, the boathouse, and Monobear's cabin! I doubt a farmer would walk all the way through these woods just to take care of the farm...and them."
Sakura:"Them?"
Leon: "Oh god here we go again! Them! They! Spirits talking to and feeling you! What is wrong with you?"
Kirigiri:"Who's them?"
Hagakure pointed over to a little cage. The others walked slowly towards the cage and looked inside.
Leon:"What?! Chickens?!"
Hagakure pulled at his hair. "How are you not terrified?!"
Sakura:"... Why would we be?"
Hagakure:"There are exactly 5 chickens! 5 POSSESSED CHICKENS!"
Kirigiri started to walk away. "I'm done here..."
Sakura was close behind her. "I shall follow..."
Hagakure turned as they walked by him. "No! We must rid them of their possession!"
Leon patted him on the shoulder. "Creepy find dude, but tone down the weird."
Hagakure sighed, and turned to the chicken pen dramatically, right before the camera cut away.
(Cut to Sayaka)
Sayaka was hiding behind the back shelf in the Monobear shop. No one else was there. Celes walked in and snuck back to her.
Sayaka:"..Hey Celes!"
Celes smiled."Hello Sayaka!"
Sayaka looked around. "So what brings you here?"
Celes was pretending to look through the shelves. "Oh you know! Just alliances."
Sayaka looked uncomfortable."..Oh I wouldn't know anything about that.."
Celes turned to her, grabbing Sayaka's wrist, smiling.
Celes:" Listen. I'm not trying to be domineering. I just want to be in on your alliance. I mean, the three of us could be so good together! Best friends and team-mates right?"
Sayaka smiled and relaxed. "Oh! I'm sure Junko would love that! Once she wakes up I'm sure you could totally join! Also, what does domineering mean?"
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes:" Damn it. Looks like Sayaka isn't much of a leader in that alliance. I'm going to have to butter her up some more."
(Cut back to Monobear shop)
Celes smiled. "Sure. Say, you wanna go to the beach?"
Sayaka nodded. "Definitely!"
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka sighed. "That could've been a lot worse..."
(Cut to Chihiro and Mondo.)
Chihiro and Mondo were taking a break from the hike at the bottom of a waterfall, sitting on a boulder together. They had just got down laughing about something.
Mondo:"Don't take offense to this, alright?"
Chihiro:"Sure! What is it?"
Mondo:" When I first got off the docks, out of everyone here, I definitely wouldn't expect to get along with you."
Chihiro:"Oh..why?"
Mondo:" Well, back home I don't really get to experience girls like you. Ya know? We have gang girls back where I am."
Chihiro:"..Yeah?"
Mondo:"What I'm trying to say is, you're pretty cool."
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:" He called me cool!" Chihiro put her face down in her hands. "I want to tell him...but I've never told anyone."
(Cut back.)
Mondo:"I think you're something different for me, ya know?"
Chihiro:"Y-yeah.."
Mondo leaned in towards Chihiro with his eyes closed. Chihiro looked frightened and backed away, pushing against Mondo's chest.
Mondo opened his eyes. "Huh? I thought you digged me?"
Chihiro looked nervous, scratching their arm. "...I don't..."
Mondo looked away, saddened. "Oh...that's fine. I guess it was a misunderstanding." Mondo stood up, and looked fine again.
Mondo:"It's no big deal. We'll just forget it ever happened."
Chihiro:"I-it's not just because I don't like you romantically...because I really do admire you as a man..."
Mondo:"Huh? What do you mean?"
Chihiro:"Mondo...I...I'm a boy."
Mondo stood in disbelief at Chihiro. "N-no! You're just pulling my leg! It's really no big deal if you didn't want to kiss me! Just don't lie to me!"
Chihiro shook his head. "I'm not lying! I can prove it to you!"
Mondo stepped backwards. "Huh?"
The camera panned to the bushes, just blocking beneath Chihiro's waist as he dropped the skirt. Color washed from Mondo's face.
Monobear(Over Speakers):"Hello there campers! Report to the Mess-Hall for your lunch, and you're challenge! Also, you might want a bucket or a bag if you don't want to make a mess of yourself! Hurry up!"
The camera panned back to Chihiro and Mondo just as Chihiro was smoothing out his skirt, which was fixed to its proper position once more.
Chihiro: "I would never lie to you."
Mondo paused, thinking.
Mondo:"Does anyone else know?"
Chihiro:"No..."
Chihiro looked down at his feet. "Y-You're the first person I've told..."
Chihiro:"Ever since I started... c-crossdressing. I never felt safe telling anyone else..."
Chihiro looked up at Mondo again. "But... I trust you."
Mondo was the one shaking his head this time, still unable to wrap his head around this.
Mondo:"Why me? What makes me so different from everyone else that you trust me so much?"
A weak smile was cast at Mondo.
Chihiro:"You're strong."
Chihiro:"...In every sense. You're the kind of man I want to be. I thought I was too weak to be any kind of man, but..."
Chihiro:"I want to be like you. I want to be strong."
Mondo sighed, and for a few slow, brutal moments, silence fell over them, save for the occasional sound of the forest critters.
Mondo wrapped one of his own arms loosely around Chihiro's body.
Mondo:"I'm nothing special, kid."
Mondo:"But... As long as you need me around, I don't really have it in me to leave you hanging."
Mondo:"Your secret's safe with me."
Chihiro smiled. "Thank you so much!"
Mondo:" Well, we should get back to camp, huh? Can't be late for the challenge."
Chihiro nodded.
(Cut to Sayaka's Room.)
The announcement from Monobear came on. Sayaka stood up, and a piece of paper sliding under her door, caught her eye.
She ran to pick it up and brought it up to her.
Sayaka:"Hm?"
It was from Leon.
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"Leon wants me to meet him under the docks tonight!" Sayaka blushed and ran her fingers through her hair. "I don't know if I should go though."
(Cut to Mess-Hall)
Everyone was walking into the Mess-Hall, and started to sit down at their tables. Hagakure and Junko was nowhere to be found.
Monobear appeared in the center of all of them. "Hello you bastards! Are you ready to hurl!?"
Everyone looked confused, and scared.
Naegi:"Hurl?!"
Monobear:"Yep! Today's challenge is a series of disgusting meals for you bastards! Each meal will be more gruesome then the last! Whoever is the last person standing who hasn't hurled, or hasn't given up like a big weenie, wins immunity for the team! Oh...by the way, anybody who does give up, without even hurling, has to wear a weenie costume for the rest of the day!"
Celes chuckled. "Interesting..."
Togami sat down. "Let's get this over with shall we?"
Sayaka sat down with Chihiro and Naegi. "Okay everyone! We have to win this challenge!"
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:" I cant let us lose! For Junko's sake!"
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Kirigiri:"...Where's Hagakure?"
Monobear shrugged. "I don't know! Maybe you should keep track of him! I'm not your baby sitters!"
Sakura:" Is that really fair though? We're down one player now."
Monobear: "Upupu! Not my problem!"
Jin came out of the kitchen with platters. "Sit down and shut up, everyone, your first course has arrived!"
Ishimaru sat down. "Okay Team! We must perservere!"
Mondo, Ishimaru, Naegi, Celes, Sayaka, and Chihiro sat down at their table.
Kirigiri, Leon, Sakura, Togami, and Mukuro sat down at the other table.
Leon looked across to Sayaka and winked at her. Sayaka blushed and looked down.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"I really think I'm getting to her!"
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Jin uncovered the meal. The meal consisted of some green goop, wrapped up in rolls. The wrapping was human hair.
Everyone looked at the meal in disgust.
Monobear smiled. "Algae scraped off the rocks in the lake, wrapped up in nice hair rolls! You guys like?"
Leon:"...That's so gnarly..."
Naegi:"I don't know about this."
Celes rolled her eyes and tossed one back in her mouth, chewing for a second, and then swallowing it with a grimace. "Just eat it...It's gross but we can't lose again..."
Ishimaru:" Celes is right! Let's do it for the team!" Ishimaru lifted the tray, and tilted it, making all of them fall down his throat.
(Ishimaru's Confessional)
Ishimaru:"...That was regrettable."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall.)
Togami shook his head. "I'm not putting that in my mouth."
Monobear:" Upupupu! Do we have a weenie?"
Leon:"No we don't! We all ate it Togami! You have to do it!"
Togami:"I'm not told what to do. I'm not getting a disease for this moronic challenge."
Monobear came over, swiftly pulling a weenie costume over Togami's head in a single go. "Our first weenie!"
(Togami's Confessional)
Togami was in his costume. " I'm on the verge of just paying to get off this island. I don't even need the money from this show."
(Cut to Mess-Hall)
Everyone was groaning and holding their stomachs with empty plates.
Monobear:" Upupu...No other weenies or hurlers? Let's continue on then!"
Jin came out with the second meal.
He uncovered the plates, Revealing meat on a stick, with scuzz all over it.
Monobear:" Rat meat, covered in mold! Hopefully you guys have strong sto-"
Naegi suddenly let loose, releasing puke all over his plate.
Sayaka covered her nose, and Mondo grabbed Sayaka closer to him, away from Naegi.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"Is he moving in on my girl!?"
(Cut to Mess-Hall)
Ishimaru:"Naegi! No!"
Kirigiri shook her head as she took a bite, looking over at Naegi letting loose.
Ishimaru guided Naegi up out of his seat when the puking ceased.
Ishimaru:"I am very sorry to see you go soldier!"
Naegi let loose again, puking all over Ishimaru's face.
Ishimaru grimaced, some getting in his mouth, and then vomited all over Naegi.
Chihiro held her stomach. "Oh no..."
Sayaka:"No Chihiro! Don-"
Chihiro vomits all over the floor.
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"I'm so sorry! I just couldn't take the smell!"
(Cut to Celes's Confessional)
Celes:"Perfect. Three out in one go."
(Cut to Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:"Seems that the other team has weak wills."
(Cut to the Mess-Hall)
Naegi, Ishimaru, and Chihiro walked outside, sick. Monobear was cackling.
Monobear:" Upupupu! Three in one round! Looks like the Killer Bass have the lead! Upupu!"
The campers were all finishing off their meals.
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"...This is so nasty. I'm way too committed for this team."
(Cut to Mondo's Confessional)
Mondo:"I'm pretty sure I can make it through anything! This is gross, but I can handle it! "
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Jin uncovered the next tray. Underneath was 4 sticks of butter. Plain.
Mondo shuddered and went to take a bite. After he swallowed, he shook again. "I...I don't know about this!"
Leon was eating away at the butter.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"I can't let that pompa-loser beat me!"
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Sakura pushed her tray away. "I apologize everyone. I can't do this."
Kirigiri pushed her tray away as well, after finishing a few bites. "Neither can I. It's just too gross."
Mondo turned around. "I'm with you guys too..I can't eat this..."
Monobear cackled again. "Well looks like we got three weenies!"
Celes smirked as Mondo was fitted with a Weenie outfit.
Celes:"Looking good Mondo..."
Mondo rolled his eyes. "Like your outfit is any better sweetheart."
Celes sneered. "Hey!"
Sakura, Kirigiri, and Mondo all walked out of the Mess-Hall, and joined the Hurlers to watch from the windows.
Sayaka, Celes, Leon, and Mukuro all sat at the same table now.
(Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:" I cannot say for Leon, but I am positive that I can outlast those two!"
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Jin brought out the next platters, and uncovered them.
Underneath was a soup, steam rising from it.
Sayaka:"Uhhh, What's in the soup?"
Monobear:"Upupu! It's Soup Number 5! It's chock full of vitamin rich, bull testicle, bull penis, and other internal organs!"
Leon's pupils shrunk as Monobear spoke.
Leon:"Uhh..You can't be serious!?"
Mukuro:"I believe he is completely serious."
Monobear:"Do I hear a weenie? Upupu..."
Leon gulped.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"I'm sorry Sayaka! But I can't eat a bull's manhood! It's just not right!"
(Cut Back to Mess-Hall)
Leon:"I'm out...I can't do it."
Mukuro:"That's quite alright! You stayed strong for the platoon!"
Leon was fitted with a weenie outfit, and left.
Sayaka held her stomach."Oooh...this is bad."
Celes:"Don't worry. Remember, we need to save this challenge so Junko can wake up."
Sayaka's look changed to a determined one. "Right!"
Mukuro was just finishing her soup, as Sayaka lifted a spoonfull and a testicle into her mouth.
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"I literally thought...I was gonna die!"
(Cut to Kirigiri's Confessional)
Kirigiri:"I give the girl an A just for trying."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Sayaka had bitted down on the testicle, and chewed, but then ended up spitting it out. "Ew ew ew ew! I can't do it I can't do it! I'm a weenie!"
Monobear:"Upupu! Another weenie bites the dust...or should I say, testicle?"
Sayaka held up her arms as she was fitted with the weenie outfit.
Celes grudgingly took her last bite.
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes:"I just need to give up on the next dish, and guess who's going home!"
(Cut to Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:" I believe I can out last Celes. She might have lasted this long, but I have more determination than her."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
As Sayaka walked out, Celes called over to her. "Don't worry! I'll try my hardest!"
Sayaka nodded. "Right!"
Jin brought out the next dish, and uncovered it. "Bon Appetit."
(Mondos' Confessional)
Mondo was in his weenie costume. "I could only see it from the window, and I could tell it was bad..the smell seeped out through the door!"
(Cut to Sakura's Confessional)
Sakura:"Good luck Mukuro."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Monobear:" This meal, is fried Rabbit Penis, with a side of Fish eyes!"
Celes covered her nose. "Ugh! What's that smell?!"
Monobear:"Oh that? Upupu...It was friend in skunk juice!"
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes gulped. "I have to make it look like I tried. Just a few bites and I'll quit."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Celes crunched down into one of them, wincing at the taste. Mukuro had already eaten a few and was staring down Celes.
After a few Celes held her stomach and groaned.
(Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:"I believe she's given up..."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Celes raised her hand."I'm out...I can't do it anymore..."
The Killer Bass cheered outside, The screaming gophers, looked down.
Monobear stuck a weenie outfit on Celes. "So, The Killer Bass win another challenge! Earning them Immunity for the round!"
In the background, The Killer Bass, raised Mukuro in her chair, cheering.
Monobear smirked. "So, we'll be seeing The Screaming Gopher's at this weeks exciting Campfire Ceremony! Upupupu."
(Pan away from the Mess-Hall, and then Cut to Sayaka and Junko's room.)
Junko laying on the bed, twitches.
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes:"Well..Looks like things are going my way. I've already convince most of the team to vote out Junko. The only ones who won't be, are Sayaka and Chihiro."
(Cut to Mess-Hall, Dinner time.)
The Screaming Gopher's were sitting down at their table, all solemn.
Sayaka:"So, should we have a discussion?"
Mondo:" I think we all know who's going home."
Ishimaru:"Please! We cannot discuss such things! I do not want hostility here...We shouldn't discuss voting people out."
(Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:" No no no! I can't let Junko get voted out...but I don't know how to stop it!"
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Kirigiri looked up from her table and across to Naegi.
(Kirigiri's Confessional)
Kirigiri:"..It'll be sad if he's voted out. But I highly doubt that considering Junko has been useless two challenges in a row that they'll vote for him. I like his company."
(Cut back to Mess-Hall)
Monobear came into the Mess-Hall."Alright campers! Time for the campfire ceremony!"
The Screaming Gopher's all stood up, and started to walk out of the mess-hall.
Sayaka looked over to Leon. His fingers were crossed, and he smiled up at her.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"It's great that we finally connected! I can't wait until our meeting tonight!"
(Cut to Sakura's Confessional)
Sakura:"I'm not a fool. I've seen what Leon and Sayaka have been doing. I believe it's highly inappropriate due to the nature of our teams..."
(Cut to Outside of Mess-Hall)
As the screaming gopher's walked towards the Mess-Hall, Sayaka pulled Chihiro and Celes over to the side.
Sayaka:"Okay, so we're voting out Naegi."
Chihiro:"H-huh?! But he's our friend!"
Sayaka put up her finger to Chihiro's mouth. "I know, but if people aren't voting for Junko, they'll be voting out Naegi for puking everywhere! It's our only chance to save Junko."
Celes nodded. "Right..it's the only option."
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes:" She's so naive. Junko is going home tonight!"
(Cut to Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"I hate this, I hate this!"
(Cut to Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:" I know I wasn't supposed to let anyone know about the Alliance...but I need all the votes we can get! I had to get Celes to help!"
(Cut to Campfire Ceremony)
Monobear smiled at all of them "Welcome back! One of you bastards will be going home!"
Celes adjusted her weenie outfit. "Can we just get along with it!?"
Monobear:"Upupupu! Weenie getting a little angry?"
(Mondo's Confessional)
Mondo:"This stupid outfit is really annoying..."
(Cut to Ceremony)
Monobear:" Well, get voting, campers!"
(Ishimaru's Confessional)
Ishimaru:" I am so sorry soldier, but you vomited into my mouth!"
(Cut to Celes's Confessional)
Celes smirked. "Bye bye Junko!"
(Cut to Naegi's Confessional)
Naegi:"Well, I mean, Junko has to go, right?"
(Cut to Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"I'm really sorry Naegi!"
(Cut to Ceremony.)
Monobear:"The votes are in! Let's find out who's going home!"
Junko, who was slumped over a log, suddenly snored, startling Naegi.
Naegi:"Huh?!"
Sayaka:"Junko! Are you up?"
Junko held her head as she sat up. "What...the HELL happened?!"
The slot machine stopped, Landing all three faces on Naegi.
Naegi's jar dropped. "What?! I didn't even know I was up for the vote!"
Mondo looked down to him. "Well, ya kind of hurled over everyone."
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes was shocked, covering her mouth. "No..NO NO!"
(Cut to Ceremony)
Sayaka smiled relieved and ran down to Junko.
Sayaka:"Junko! You're awake!"
Junko stood up. "Damn right I'm awake! Where the HELL is that fucking road whore?!"
Celes stood up, and started to walk away.
Sayaka:"R-road whore?"
Junko turned, pointing to Celes. "That traitor!"
Naegi:"Huh?!"
Junko:"THAT TRAITOR BASHED ME OVER THE HEAD, AND THEN FED ME SLEEPING PILLS TO STAY ASLEEP!"
Everyone's jaws dropped and turned to Celes.
Celes:"What? I was just trying to play the game."
Mondo shook his head. "Not cool man. Not cool."
Monobear:" Upupu! Sorry to interrupt this drama, but we have a boat waiting for Naegi!"
Naegi:"You guys! How could you vote me off?! Junko didn't even show up!"
Jin had grabbed Naegi and held him over his shoulder. "Time to go Kid."
Sayaka:"Oh no no!" Sayaka yelled after Naegi. "I'm so sorry Naegi! I'm soo sorry!"
Celes:"Well...I'll be going then." Celes ran off.
Junko:"Oh no you don't you little bitch!" Junko ran out after her.
Monobear smirked and turned to the rest of the team. "Well, goodnight Screaming Gophers! Better luck to you for tomorrow!"
(Cut to Boat)
Naegi sat on the boat with his face in his hands. "I can't believe I got voted off..."
Monobear appeared in front of him. "Heey ya bastard!"
Naegi:"Hm?"
Monobear:" So, I heard you were pretty lucky!"
Naegi:"...Wait a second..."
Monobear:"Hm?"
Naegi:"I was supposed to be enrolled into Hope's Peak Academy for my luck on a raffle! I didn't tell anyone that! How did you know?!"
Monobear:"Upupu...well thats for me to know! So want to find out what really happens after you get voted off!? You die! Executed!"
Naegi:"What?! Does that mean Asahina and the others are...?"
Monobear:"Dead? Yes! But I'll tell ya what...If your luck can pull through, I'll let you off, alive!"
Naegi:"Huh?! This is ridiculous!"
Monobear:"...If you can survive a round of your execution, you'll get off scott free! You ready?!"
Naegi:"What?! No! I don't believe you!"
(Naegi screamed as the screen blacked out, revealing the pixelized version of Naegi being dragged off by Monobear. In white text it says, " NAEGI CAST-AWAY")
Naegi appeared in a room, tied down to a chair at a gambling table. His mouth was covered in tape. In the five other chairs were Monobears, cackling over and over.
In the middle of the table was a steel, rotating bar, with a pistol rigged at head level, spinning around.
A lit up sign on the side of the room opposite of Naegi appeared in Neon Pink light, saying Russian Roulette.
The gun paused in front of the Monobear to his right. The trigger pulled. No bullet.
Naegi was trying to wriggle out of his seat, but was failing.
The gun rotating to the next Monobear. Nothing.
This continued until the pistol pointed right at Naegi's head.
Naegi's pupils shrunk and a tear came from his eyes. In the next second, Neon Pink sprayed the wall behind him as a single hole was left in his forehead.
Naegi and his chair fell backwards. The pistol was left with smoke rising from it, a little bit of blood was sprinkled on it.
Celes had ran in her room, and locked the door behind her. Junko banged on it viciously.
Junko:"Open that god damn door so I can bash your head in!"
Celes smirked as she got under her covers.
(Celes's Confessional)
Celes was still in her weenie outfit. "Well, my plan didn't really work out...but at least I'm still here, and I do not plan on going out any time soon."
(Cut back to Cabin)
Junko continued to scream." There is dried blood in my hair, you're responsible you fucking traitor!"
Celes sighed and yelled back out. "Don't hate the player, hate the game!"
Junko:"Last time I checked, the game did not involve ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE."
Celes:"Oh I wasn't trying to KILL you..."
Ishimaru stood up straight next to Junko.
Ishimaru:"It's great to have you with us again Junko!"
Junko turned away from the door for a second. "Thanks dweeb." Junko looked back at Celes's door. "OPEN UP AND FACE ME!"
Ishimaru:"Please Junko! She will not open up! Go to bed, and we shall discuss it at tomorrow's morning meeting!"
Junko snarled. "Fine." Junko stomped off.
(Junko's Confessional)
Junko was fixing up her nails after 2 days of no care. "Well, one things for sure is that Celes is going down. She will not get away with her heinous crimes, that's for sure." Junko held out her hand to look at her nails. "I also need to have a little talk with little miss Pop star and weird computer girl. They were ACTUALLY inviting someone into the alliance without my permission?"
(Cut to Docks.)
Leon was sitting on a rock under the docks.
He looked around and sighed.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"...She hasn't shown up yet...did she get voted out!?"
(Cut back to Docks.)
Sayaka was now on the docks and was trying to drop herself down, but the weenie outfit was making it difficult.
Leons face lit up as he saw her dangling there and ran over to help.
Leon:"Sayaka! Let me help you down." Leon was trying to help Sayaka down.
Some of the relish part of her costume as stuck on a nail.
Sayaka:"Oh god...Leon I'm stuc-"
Leon tugged and Sayaka came down, knocking Leon over and falling on top of him. Their weenie costumes kept them far enough away from each others faces.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"...She's not even close enough to kiss because of these stupid costumes!"
(Cut to Docks.)
Sayaka giggled. "Oh..Sorry about that!"
Leon blushed. "Oh no no, it's fine."
Sayaka kind of rolled off of him and into the sand next to him.
They both looked upwards, at the underside of the dock.
Leon:"What a view? Huh?"
Sayaka giggled again. "Yeah, nice spot. You can totally see one star through the cracks in the wood."
Leon:" Yeah, and you also have the barnacles. Can't forget those."
Sayaka:"Of course."
It was silent for a moment, both of them laying there.
Leon:"So, Sayaka?"
Sayaka:" Yeah?"
Leon:" I wanted to tell you, that I kind of like you."
(Cut to Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"Kind of? I think he's made it pretty obvious."
(Cut to Docks.)
Sayaka:"...I'm sorry."
Leon:"What?"
Sayaka:"I think you're cute...and definitely funny...but I'm afraid our teams would get pissed if they found out..and have you like...met Junko?"
Leon rolled, facing her in his weenie costume. " Well, we'll keep it a secret, right?"
Sayaka faced him and started to laugh. "Oh my god...I don't know if I can take you serious in that costume!"
Leon smirked and grabbed her by the costume's buns. "How is this for Serious?"
Leon brought her in and kissed her. Her eyes widened, and then closed in shock.
(Leon's Confessional)
Leon:"I-I...CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST KISSED SAYAKA MAIZONO, POP STAR!"
(Cut to Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"I can't...believe...oh my god."
(Cut back to docks.)
Junko:"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT."
Leon pulled away and turned to the voice.
Junko came jumped down from the dock and grabbed Sayaka by her costume harshly.
Junko:"We have to talk. NOW."
Sayaka yelped as she was brought to her feet. "Ohh...okayy..."
Junko grabbed her by the wrist and started walking. She turned to Leon as she walked. "You better watch yourself! Expect your team to find out about you flirting with the enemy."
Leon chuckled. "Well we kind of passed flirting."
Sayaka giggled, and Junko snapped back at him.
Junko:"WATCH IT."
(Junko's Confessional)
Junko took a deep breath. "Compose yourself Junko...Compose yourself."
(Cut to The Killer Bass Cabin.)
Mukuro was laying in bed when Sakura came in. Kirigiri was sitting on her bed, undoing her hair.
Kirigiri:"..What's the verdict?"
Sakura sat down on her bed. "Naegi was voted off."
Kirigiri looked sad for a second." So be it...That's another sane person gone on this island. At least there's you and me, right?"
Sakura nodded. " I consider you a friend."
(Mukuro's Confessional)
Mukuro:"...This is very unprofessional of me, but I dislike how they can talk so freely about friendship, and not include me! I know we are not too close, but I do have feelings."
(Cut to Killer Bass Cabin.)
Togami knocked on the girl's door. Sakura opened it up.
Kirigiri:"..Can we help you?"
Togami:"...Not that I really care, but Hagakure was absent during today's challenge, and he is still missing. Would you guys have any idea where he could be."
Kirigiri:"..I am 99% certain he is at that dilapidated farm."
Mukuro sprung up. "Hagakure is missing?! We must send a search party out! We must assure that he's not in danger, right!?"
Togami:"..Well that sounds great for a soldier like yourself, but I need to go to sleep. I have to be awake and ready for another fun filled, and exciting day at camp."
Sakura:" ...Do you want to go home."
Togami:"Ah, I see the muscles didn't choke your brain out completely then."
Sakura looked angry, but sat down and tried to ignore him. " Hagakure will be back tomorrow. We should all rest."
Kirigiri nodded. "Yes. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about."
Mukuro: "R-right...whatever you guys say!"
Mukuro climbed back up into bed.
Togami walked out and back to the other side of the cabin.
(Cut to Junko and Sayaka's Room.)
Junko, Sayaka, and Chihiro all sat in the room with the door locked.
Junko:"Okay, let's get something straight, okay?"
Sayaka nodded. "W-what?"
Junko:" You do not let anyone know about our alliance! I do not even want to know how Celes found out, but you better hope she didn't let anyone else know."
Sayaka:"...I'm sorry! I didn't think Celes was against us! She wanted to be friends."
Junko smiled. "Oh, you're so Naive aren't you? She was trying to manipulate you."
Chihiro:"..S-so we shouldn't trust her anymore?"
Junko:"She hit me over the god damn head! Of course not."
Chihiro:"R-right...sorry..."
Sayaka:"She just seemed so nice..."
Junko:" 4 campers are gone. There are 12 of us left. If we're already running into this many issues, it isn't good. You trust no one except the three of us...and my call is absolute. Other wise, how do you expect us to get to the final three?"
Sayaka nodded and smiled. "Right, right! Sounds like a great plan! Leave the plans to you..."
Chihiro:"Y-yeah, right."
Junko stood up. "Right. Now see you two tomorrow okay?"
Chihiro stood up. "See you tomorrow!"
Junko smiled. "Girls day at the beach tomorrow so we can have some fun!"
Chihiro:"S-sure!"
Sayaka layed down. "Goodnight Chihiro. Goodnight Junko."
Chihiro left the room.
(Chihiro's Confessional)
Chihiro:"Junko scares me...but I think I should listen to her for now...other wise, I might find myself under siege."
(Cut to Junko's Confessional)
Junko:"Good. I got through to the both of them. I'm trying to win, and if they mess up even once more, I will dispose of them. "
(Cut to Sayaka's Confessional)
Sayaka:"Sooo...What Junko did to me and Leon was sooo sooo rude!" Sayaka blushed. "But that Leon...I don't even know how his stupid charm got me!"
(Cut to Junko and Sayaka's Room.)
Junko was laying down in bed. "Oh by the way...No more Leon. In fact, I'm alerting his team about his treacherous ways tomorrow."
Sayaka gulped nervously. "R-right. Gotcha."
(Cut to Hagakure.)
Hagakure was meditating in the middle of the farm area, humming.
(Hagakure's Confessional)
Hagakure:"I'm really close on a break through! I know it!"
(Cut to Episode End Credits.)
