Title: Girls are nuts.

Summary: Bullies suck.

Rating: PG.

Notes: Vessel Verse

"What the hell happened to your cheek?!" Lumi's voice echoed in the empty school hallway as he towered over his older but smaller brother. He was almost six foot seven while his brother stood at a measly five foot nine. Trinity stood between her two brothers, Robbie's head held in her palms as she examined the shiner developing on his cheek. "And if you try and feed me some cock and bull story about walking into a door again, I'll give you a matching bruise on the other side!"

"It's nothing!" Robbie hissed, quietly. "Mind your own damn business!"

"Rob," Trinity said, firmly. "This is the third bruise you've had in two weeks. Spill the beans or I'll tell dad! And I mean Cass!"

"Blackmailing is illegal," Robbie replied, "And I don't care, go awa- oh no!"

"Hi geek breath!" Trinity and Lumi looked over their shoulders and found Kasey Whitman strolling past them casually sneering at their brother. Her black hair shone in the little light that entered the hallway. Robbie blushed as she disappeared and both his siblings turned to face him shell-shocked.

"Kasey!?"

"A girl!?"

"Shut up!"

"You got your ass kicked by Kasey?!"

"Awww, this is embarrassing!"

"Shut up! You two aren't helping!"

"Well, yeah I don't hit girls!"

"I do!"

"I don't want you to hit her Trinity!"

"Ask her out!"

"What!? Lumi, of all the dumb things you've said, this has taken the-"

"You're the geek getting his ass kicked by a girl!"

"And as if she'd date him anyway," Trinity scowled.

"Yeah, good point, chicks like to look up at their dates, not down," Lumi chuckled.

"Oh shut up both of you!" Robbie snapped as he turned around and stomped out of sight.

"Look what you did!"

"Me! You mentioned his height!"

"You said she wouldn't date him!"

"She's a tart anyway!"

"I agree, let's go kill her!"

"Lumi!"

"Stupid jerks," Robbie sulked as he hid himself behind the largest tree in the entire school. He was unable to see anyone, and no one could see him. He pulled out a packet of skittles from his bag and shoved a handful, greedily into his mouth. "I'm not even short!"

"Uh, yes you are," Robert screamed and a rainbow scattered around him. A girl chuckled and Robbie looked up to see his tormentor smirking at him. "You know, for the son of the great Dean Winchester, you really are a wuss."

"Oh, go away!" Robbie grumbled. She giggled annoyingly as she sat down, and snatched the packet of lolly packet from his hands. "Hey! Give that ba- woah!"

The young teenager found himself lying flat on his back with the young girl sitting on top of him, her lips suddenly smacked around his, aggressively. He blushed ten shades of red as she pulled herself off him, smirking in delight. He scrawled back to the tree staring at her wide eyed as she reapplied her strawberry flavoured lip-gloss.

"Sorry about the cheek... and the shoulder... oh and the cut on the forehead, that one was an accident," Kasey smiled. Robbie still stared, head tilted, blue eyes wide and confused, unbeknownst to both of them he look just like his father; Castiel, only with dark blonde hair.

"Do- do you normally hit guys you like?" Robbie asked, his cheeks felt as though they were on fire.

"Only the ones I really like," she whispered in his ear, before planting a kiss on his bruised cheek. He blushed again, "You're so cute when you're embarrassed!"

"I- I'm... I- what?"

"Bye Robbie," Kasey grinned, as she stood up, "I'll come and pick you up Friday night, at seven."

Robbie stared at her retreating figure bewildered. What in the blue hell just happened?!

"Uncle Sammy wasn't kidding," Robbie murmured to himself, "Girls are crazy."

"Hey," Dean grinned, scratching his greying hair as the triplets and Johnny finally came home from school. "How was your day? Rob? What happened to your cheek?"

"He got hit by a girl," Lumi replied, before adding with a whisper. "Wuss."

"Shut up," Robbie muttered.

"No, not that, the shiny red crap on- OH! haha! You sly dog! Someone's being naughty!!" Dean laughed, "Thats my boy!"

"What?" Robbie asked, before he ran into the hallway and stared at his reflection in the nearest mirror. There on his darkened cheek was a splodge of red lipstick shining at him. "I'm gonna kill her!"

Robbie has his uncle Sammy's taste in women apparently...

Peace and chicken grease!!

afro