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Fuka Gakuen Musical 4
Shizuru and Natsuki busily searched the alleys and gutters in order to find Nao Yuuki. Despite seeing several homeless on the streets and rats the size of meatloaves crawling around, Shizuru Fujino found it quite romantic. Often, she would pretend to be scared just to catch a quick grope of her partner.
"Ara, ara." The President said, pretending to be frightened. "I think I saw a rat."
Quickly and sensually, she leapt and grinded herself against the blue haired girl. "Will my Natsuki save me?"
"Shizuru, what did we say about using possessives in our names?" Natsuki grimaced. "Besides, we haven't got time to waste. Right now, more and more people might be falling under the curse."
"Ara, ara." Shizuru smiled. "What makes you say that, my Natsuki?"
Natsuki would've responded but found her speech interrupted by several men in street clothes tap dancing rapidly.
"Oh… just a hunch." She replied.
Just then, a man's blood-curdling scream rang out to from a nearby location. With just an exchange of glances, Shizuru and Natsuki both knew the source and cause of the noise.
Surely enough it was none other than Nao Yuuki standing over a pile of male bodies as she began to fiddle with each and every one of their cell phones. The two approached with caution as they approached the young girl with scarlet red hair. When Nao's green eyes saw them, she scoffed.
"Can you believe this?" She said with a smirk. "Twenty cell phones and not a damn one with Bluetooth capability."
Natsuki raised an eyebrow. "Robbery? Bit of an odd way to shop for cell phones, isn't it?"
"Beats monthly cell phone charges. What do you lesbos want?"
Natsuki pumped her fist. "Oh! Like that's any way to talk to-"
Shizuru held a gentle hand before Natsuki's mouth, in an attempt to silence her. "Ara, ara. We were wondering if Nao-san was willing to help us overcome this crisis."
"Thanks but no thanks." Nao sneered while stuffing a phone into her pocket. "If I'm going to get caught singing, I'd do it alone. Besides, work with you two? I have a reputation to keep, thank you very much."
"As a gold digger?" Natsuki asked.
"The politically correct term is 'home economics engineer', thank you very much!" Nao shouted.
"Like we needed you anyway…" Natsuki smirked. "you'd just get in the way."
"Like hell." Nao replied. "You're the loser here, Kuga. You're so pathetic in everything you do. I bet you can't do anything without Fujino over there."
"Whore!" Natsuki yelled.
"Little Bitch!" Nao retorted.
Then another orchestral score began.
Nao began. "What is this feeling, so familiar and true?"
Natsuki picked up where Nao left off.
"It always happens when I lay my eyes on you."
"My skin is crawling. My mind is reeling."
"My stomach is churning"
"What is this feeling?"
"Always feels the same. Does it have a name?"
"Yyyyyyyyyyyyes…."
"Failure! You're so full of epic failure!"
"For your hair."
"Your clothes."
"Your dentures."
"Let's just say, 'You fail at life'!"
"I bet no one even visits your Facebook Wall."
"Someone should give AOTS a call."
"For such an epic failure"
"It's amazing that one can
Find something worse than 4chan
It's so bad, it's good!"
"And even if we were only to have met initially
It doesn't take a genius to see
That you'll be failing
Failing everything
Your whole life thru!"
All of a sudden the pile of bodies rose back to life as they threw themselves at Shizuru's feet.
(Ms Fujino, please save us if you can
If she didn't lead us here, we would've ran
She's a devil! She's a demon!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Ms. Fujino, you're from Heaven!)
(Well these things do tend to try us.)
"What is this feeling, so familiar and true?"
"It always happens when I lay my eyes on you."
"My skin is crawling. My mind is reeling."
"My stomach is churning"
"What is this feeling?"
"Always feels the same. Does it have a name?"
"Yyyyyyyyyyyyes…."
(Failure! You're so full of epic failure!"
"For your hair."
"Your clothes."
"Your dentures."
"Let's just say, 'You fail at life'!"
"I bet no one even visits your Facebook Wall."
"Someone could give AOTS a call.")
"It's amazing that one can
(Failure!)
Find something worse than 4chan
(Failure!)
It's so bad, it's good!"
"And even if we were only to have met initially
It doesn't take a genius to see
(Failure!)
That you'll be…
(Failing)
failing
Truly deeply failing
Failing everything
Your whole life thru!"
Then and there, the entire orchestra faded out as the two stared at each other, out of breath from their exchange of insults. The rest of the male students simply scattered through the city streets as Shizuru took a seat at a nearby crate.
"Ara, ara." Shizuru replied. "If Nao-san has such a reputation to keep, the perhaps she wouldn't mind sharing it with her mother. Isn't that right, Natsuki?"
Then as if a bolt of lightning struck her, Natsuki realized this revelation. She grew a very diabolical smile.
"You wouldn't… " Nao stepped back.
"I don't know." Natsuki crept forward. "Wouldn't your mother want to know her daughter specializes in seducing older men?"
Nao turned backwards and bit her thumb. After a few curses underneath her breath, she turned around and sighed.
"Alright, I'll play with your game for a little while, but if you so much as embarrass me, I'll release those photos of you dressing up like a dog for the President over there."
Natsuki's eyes left their sockets "You knew about those?"
"I do now." Nao replied as she went ahead of the two.
"Dammit!" Natsuki cursed.
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Meanwhile, at the sanctuary, Yukino, Tate, Reito and Shiho carefully walked inside the inner sanctum. It had looked as normal as usual, but in contrast, the once closed door to the other dimension was now wide open. Yukino luckily had enough foresight to carry a flashlight with her. The four crept silently through the door, hoping that no one made a sound.
"Shiho!" Tate hissed. "Get your hands off my chest."
"But I need to hold you." The octopus girl replied.
"Then… grab something else."
Then, Shiho decided it would be best to slide her hands down to Tate's unmentionables.
"Shiho, on second thought, keep your hands on my chest."
"Shh! Look" Yukino pointed towards the opening only to see the giant space still there.
"Hmm, interesting." Reito replied, sipping his tea.
"What the hell?" Tate screamed. "I thought this thing was destroyed when Mai killed that thing in your chest, Reito!"
"I hope there's not a dastardly villain out there who's waiting to torture us…" Shiho whispered.
"Hi, there!" A slimy voice replied. The group turned to face a white haired, red eyed school boy in a school uniform.
"Nagi!" Yukino grit her teeth in frustration. "It was you all along!"
"Yes, and now I'm going to take you prisoner. How does that sound?" With just a snap of a finger, several Orphans appeared as they surrounded the group.
"Diana!" Yukino shouted as she crossed her arms. However, when she realized her Child did not come to her, she froze.
"Don't you remember!" Shiho shouted. "Our Childs disappeared when we defeated him the first time!"
"Kikukawa-san, run!" Reito cried out as he sipped on his tea. "We'll hold them off here, while you go get for help." Helpless to respond for a more solid plan without so many plotholes, Yukino nodded her head as she ran for the exit.
"Let her go." Nagi replied. "The best villains always let part of the plot leak out before the final confrontation. Now, bring the rest to me!"
The Orphans quickly grabbed the remaining prisoners and strapped them to chairs.
"Now this is the part where I torture you!" Nagi smiled sinisterly.
"Wait, you can't torture us!" Tate replied. "It goes against all humanitarian laws! You're gonna get in big trouble if someone finds out."
"Not if I torture you with mindless dreck. Then all the senators will do is blame society! Guess what I've got a pirated DVD of?"
"No…" Tate shook his head. "You wouldn't dare!"
"That's right!" Nagi smiled. "Today will be a special viewing of Dragonball: Evolution"
"Oh dear…" Reito winced as he continued to drink his tea.
"You evil son of a bitch!" Yuuichi cried as he struggled out of his binds.
"What's Dragonball?" Shiho asked.
"You'll soon find out. See you in ninety minutes!"
"No!!!!!!" Tate screamed.
2nd Disclaimer: I also do not own, "Loathing" copywrited to Wicked. Prolonged viewing of Dragonball: Evolution may cause the following side effects: retardation, depression, insanity, vomiting, seizures and death.