Again Akatsuki MLIA
Today, Pein told me to do 30 pushups I stared at him blankly. He then laughed at me and left telling me to do some lunges. I have no arms. I wanted to cut myself but… I couldn't. MLIA
I went blind the other day, and for some reason everyone now asks me how many fingers they're holding up. MLIA
This morning, I found five bucks under my bed. I didn't lose any teeth but thank you tooth fairy. MLIA
I was listening to the radio and Heartless came on. I turned the station, In This Life was playing. Growling I turned the dial again and Breathe came on then Being Alive. I felt the world was trying to tell me to get a life. MLIA
Yesterday I pierced my tongue I then realized no one would see it unless I spoke to them. I called everyone together and gave a speech about cabbage being a fruit in Canada and It being a vegetable in Brazil. I told them all it was their next assessment to find out what they are in Japan. Deidara raised his hand a minute after I was finished and asked "I'm sorry I wasn't listening I was too busy looking at your new tongue ring" I told him he didn't have to go. MLIA
Last night, for the first time in a month, I went out with a girl and didn't eat her afterwards. I regret that decision. MLIA
Today, I was on my computer and the paper clip popped up. I thought it was ironic that I had a clip in my hair. MLIA
I overheard a conversation about shrimp. I asked where. They weren't talking about the sea creature. MLIA
My idol Hates my guts and everyone thinks I'm annoying. MLIA
I heard a joke. Three hours later I fell out of my chair laughing. Everyone else in the room stared. MLIA
1. Deidara
2. Itachi
3. Kakuzu
4. Sasori
5. Pein
6. Zetzu
7. Konan
8. Kisame
9. Tobi
10. Hidan