Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!! This is my Christmas present to all of my loyal fans (who practically never review….) Anyhow, for tonight my writers block is over and I really wasn't planning on updating until I got those 25 reviews, but it's 2 o'clock in the morning and I needed something to do, so I decided, hey it's Christmas, why not? Lol. Make SURE you read the end!!! There is some important news there Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (even though I think it's one of my Christmas presents)

I walked to my new apartment without a single expression on my face. I was way too caught up in my inner conversation with Ita.

'So what are we gonna act like in this new body?'

'I'm not entirely sure…'

'Could I voice my opinion?'

'When have you needed to ask?'

'Good point………Anyhow, I was thinking we could stay kind of emotionless.'

'Why?'

'Because I know how attached you are to your 'no emotions self''

'Hn.'

Ita sweat dropped and continued talking.

'I was also thinking we could pretend to have fake emotions. What do you think?'

I could tell he was trying to aggravate me, so just to piss him off, I went along with his plan.

'Sure.'

'Seriously?????'

'Yep.'

'This is sooooo going on my calendar!'

'What the- you have a calendar?'

'Si Senor.'

Before I ran into the door, I broke myself from my inner self's ramblings and unlocked the door.

I was stunned by the inside of the building. It was very cozy looking, but at the same time, it was quite attractive. When you first walk in, you enter a short white hallway with a light switch on the left. Your feet leave the cold pavement and snuggle against the fluffy white carpet. Once you walk down the tiny hallway and enter the living room, the first thing you see is a long snow white sofa with a slight curve in the middle. At the area where the curve occurs, a rectangular, dark brown coffee table sits. Against the wall, there is a short bookshelf with a television on top of it. To the right of the bookshelf, there is a wooden door with a brass doorknob. Once you open that door, you find yourself in a light blue kitchen with a round glass table in the far corner and a medium size refrigerator. Next to the fridge, lies a small counter top and on the end of the counter, there is a trashcan.

We were thoroughly impressed by the kitchen and living room alone, but the bedroom…wow. That is what I call fancy. I would have to say this was my favorite room out of the house, and not just because the walls were a deep crimson. Also because of the bed! It was a queen sized bed with an extremely squishy mattress! At Akatsuki, all of our beds are rock solid. I'm not even sure if those things can be called a mattress! I immediately took advantage of the bed and jumped on top of it. As I was taking in the comfort of the bed, Ita decided to bug me.

'Hey Itachhhhhhhiiiiiii!'

'What?'

'Let's go shopping.'

'Why?'

'Because this whole ripped up outfit doesn't do a thing for our figure.'

'So?'

'I wanna show off. Just let me take over while we go shopping. Pllllleaaassssee???!!!'

'Hm….Let me think…..NO!'

'Awww! Come on! Why not?'

'Because…'

'Because what?'

'Number one, last time I let you take over for shopping…I woke up in a field…wearing a kunoichi outfit….Number two, you couldn't control your emotions if your life depended on it.'

'Pleaaaaaassse?'

'Ye-No…'

'Fiiinnneee. Be that way…I'm never talking to you again.'

'You'd be doing me a favor.'

And with those few words, Ita stuck his tongue out and retreated to the back of my mind. As if on queue, my doorbell rang. I got up from the nice, soft, squishy, comfy, bed and dragged myself over to the door.

I was to upset about leaving my new fluffy bed to even consider looking out the peephole. I must say myself…That was a grave mistake. I opened the door o see HIM standing there.

Hehe. It's short chappie, I know, but I just wanted to have a little bit of a cliffy. Just because you know I won't update until I get my reviews. I'm only asking for thirty. That is eight reviews, and guess what? You've got some help because my friends love me so much! Now think about this, if you people who have me on your alert and favorites list reviewed, there would be like six of the eight reviews you need. Imagine that? People who have me on their favorites list and alert list update? That is unheard of! Anyhow, here is the important new like I promised.

I will say this story will be yaoi, but before ya'll get all mad, I'm gonna tell you, you will probably never guess who the pairing is. You see, I mostly got yaoi votes, but I also got some that said no yaoi, therefore, it is kind of a strange…yaoi that can only happen in this particular story. If you figure it out, well you're smart. If you don't, you and Ita would get along very well.

Anywho, a quick thank you to my reviewers:

Miyu

Lady Lilianna

Chibi-kaiyasaka

Kage-Youkai girl

Earthpaw

Tsnade

Bun

Jenna