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DaiRaion: Yo! Chapter 4 has come mortals!
Lyn: Yay! Your back! (Tackles DaiRaion down with a hug)
Hector: Uh-oh
DaiRaion: Damn it woman, you got to stop doing this in front of the viewers!
Lyn: You demon! You went missing for three whole months! And you come back out of the blue and have the nerve to swear at me!? You no good piece of-!!
DaiRaion: Okay! Okay!! Geez, calm down.
Lyn: (Oh yeah! Before I forgetâ€) Dai-kun! While you were away, Hector was flirting with me! It was awful!
DaiRaion: (Sees Hector make a mad dash of an escape) Lyn
Lyn: Yes?
DaiRaion: I'm going to let you start the fic.
Lyn: Why? Where are you going?
DaiRaion: To have†(Cracks his knuckles) a little chat with Hector.
Lyn: Gotcha! Ok, and with out further interruption!
Chapter4: Winner takes all!
So Sain, do you want to quit?" Faria asked. "Hell no. I can still win this game!" "Sure, sure."
As it stands right now, Sain was losing big time! He lost all his armor and boots, and was left with his shirt and pants left to go! While Faria only lost her riding gloves!
'Man this sucks! I didn't think she was this good.' Sain thought as he took another gulp of his drink. 'And maybe it's just me†but without her breastplate on she doesn't look as'small' as I first thought.'
Lyn and Marqui were observing these actions from afar at there own table. "This is nice isn't it?" Lyn asked. "Yeah I must admit, I missed this rowdy lot." "Marqui, what do you have planned after the party?" "Hmm? What do you mean?"
"Well that is um... do you... uh"
"Something the matter, Lyn?"
"No! Not at all!" "Don't give that." Marqui said as he put his hand behind her head and rested his forehead against hers, which caused here to blush like crazy. "C'mon. You can tell me anything okay?" That's one of the reasons we why Lyn secretly and slowly fell in love with him. Marqui was someone she knew who she could tell anything to. "Marqui, thank you." "For what?" "For caring." Said Lyn as she placed her head on his shoulder. Those two words made Marqui feel like a million gold pieces! But still†he couldn't shake the fact that she dodged his question. 'Oh to hell with it!' he figured. 'I'll ask her later. But for now I think I'll simply enjoy this moment. Damn it, she's beautiful! Tomorrow... tomorrow I'll tell her (partly because neither of us are sober)! But first I need to talk to Pent.'
A few tables away, Kent and his fiancée Fiora observed those two as they sat there enjoying one another's company. Lyn didn't this or nor did too many others, but at one point he fell in love with Lyn. He loved her so much; he "forced" himself to stop loving her! He knew, and everyone else knew, that even though she never admitted it she loved Marqui. And the same goes for him. As long as Lyndis, his former Lady was happy he would be content. But soon after their conquest over Nergal, he discovered that had developed feelings for Fiora, and she felt the same way towards him.
"I'm happy for her." Fiora spoke up. "She was starting get me and my sisters worried." "I know what you mean dear. She always seemed so depressed and distant after we all went our separate ways."
"Oh gods damn it!" screamed Sain... "I lost again?!"
"One more game and your completely naked Sain. You want to quit now?" Sain handed her his shirt and begun to shuffle the cards one more time. "A good knight always keeps their word! So let's continue." As Sain passed out cards between the two, Fiora fond her staring in "aw" at Sain's well toned upper body. 'My, god! This man is finely built wait, what in the hell am I thinking?! Oh no I think I might be slightly drunk. Wow, what a firm body!'
""
'I wonder why she looking at me likes that.'
"(Sigh) Sometimes it's embarrassing to admit that that's my best friend." Kent sulked into his lover's breast.
"It's alright" Floria comforted him, "At least†you two aren't related!"
As Floria attempted to cheer up Kent, Hector, as big as he was, was the first person to be completely impaired by the fine wine. What made this situation bad was that Raven too had no real tolerance for liquors. And you can believe that his better judgment has long left the premises! He watched Hector from the side. Watching him laugh stupidly nothing's. Watching him stumbling around like a man that was just hit with a haymaker from Mike Tyson. Watching how he "tried" to charm the females in group, with his pathetic stories of his family's "great" history.
'God I hate this ogre's ass!'
All in all, as long as Hector didn't pester him our try anything with his sister he would somehow find a way to keep himself composed around Hector. Despite his strong urge to just punch the shit out of him. But... now that he thinks about it....
"Where has Priscilla gone to?"
The red-headed hero scanned all over the area, but was unable to locate his younger sister. "I think I had better go look for her. With all this drinking going on, there's no telling what could happen to her!"
But before he could even put his cup down....
"Hey Raven!" Hector decided to pester him.
'God, why did it have to be him?'
"Hey Raven can I ask you something?" he asked as he wrapped his free arm around Raven's neck. 'What's with this buddy-buddy shit?' "What?" "Are you gay?" Oh that was it! That started Raven's kill-clock. And it was slowly ticking away to him beating the living shit out of Hector! "Just who the hell do you think you are, axe-boy?!" "No! No! I'm not saying that I'm gay (despite what I personally think about Hector, he dose end up having a daughter). "I'm just saying did you ever happen to like any girl?" There was one girl that he liked. And the only person that he told was Jaffar. You couldn't ask for a better person to keep secret. But for some reason
"Ursula" he let it out.
Naturally Hector thought he was hearing things, so he had to confirm what he was hearing. "â€Ursula? The one from the Black Fang?!" "...Yeah." "(sigh) Leave it you to fall in love with the enemy of all people red." "Fuck you, Hector!" With those words said Raven decided to go for a walk. To get rid of his uneasiness from that stupid little conversation. He didn't know where exactly where he was wondering off to, but quite frankly at this point, he didn't really care.
As the festivities rolled on, Sain ended up loosing all his clothing, Faria took his clothes and flew away on her Pegasus causing Sain to pursue her all over the countryside, bare-ass! Eliwood was out before his second drink. Hector had gotten so drunk, he decided to "try" and get lucky with several female members in the group. Unfortunate for him, every woman he tried to seduce was taken. And you better believe that their boyfriends and husbands were pretty piss! So now Hector lay on the soft grass, knocked-out for his good.
Night crept in. Shadowing the now sleeping party goers. For those that was still able to stand staggered over to Lyn's old village to avoid the night chill. And for those who could not, were flipped on their bellies and covered with spare blankets. "That ought to do it." Said the young tactician as covered the women he loved last. With that taken cared of, Marqui walked off into the vast plains, with a whine bottle in hand.
Thirty minutes after she had fallen asleep Lyn awoke from a missing comfort. She raised her somewhat aching head from the hard wood table, trying to understand "When exactly did I fall asleep?" Then it came to her.
"...Marqui?!"
He was not beside anymore. At first she had feared that he might have left once again without a word! But then she noticed that she was wrapped up in his cloak. "He wouldn't leave without this†and his bag is still here. ...Maybe... he went for a walk?" Not wanting to think that he might actually be gone again she chose to believe those words. It was hard due to the alcohol in her system, but she decided to use her tracking skills to find him.
After about a half an hour of stumbling through the plains she was awarded with what she sought. He was sitting in a small meadow with a whine bottle to his side and a filled cup in hand. He was looking up toward the moon with an expression mixed with bliss and sadness. He was so engulfed into the sight of the moon he hadn't even noticed that Lyn had taken a seat beside him.
"....M-Marqui?"
"AHH! Lyn?!"
"Sorry about that. Did I scare you?"
"No...of course not"
"Riiight. Anyway is something the matter?"
"No not really."
"Then why are you all the way out here?"
"...A toast."
"A toast? To whom?"
"...Athos."
"Oh" Lyn could understand what he was feeling. She too wished that Athos could have been here to enjoy today as she did... but... it could never be possible. "Hey!" her voiced lighten the mood, "Do you remember this place?" Marqui looked at the surrounding area to see what she meant. "...Should I?"
"Yup! It was this very spot that I found the nicest bum I've ever met." He remembered. This is the spot he passed out before Lyn saved his life. 'Wow... the gods work in a mysterious fashion.' He thought. "Hey wait a sec! You mean to say that when you found you figured me for a bum!?"
"But of course." She teased.
"Oh yeah"
"Uh-huh."
"Well this bum is going to make regret those words!"
"Hey wai-"It was too late. The Tactician had tackled down the Blade Lord and begun to dominate her by tickling her like mad! Lyn tried to wiggle free but that only made it worst. The wind carried her laughter all across the Plains. She couldn't control herself. She hadn't been this happy since she was a little girl.
After 2 full minutes of torture, Marqui decided that she's had enough. "Okay" he offered a hand out to her, "How about we head back now, eh?" She gladly accepted his hand and pulled herself up. "Yes. Let us go."
DaiRaion: Man it took forever to write all that!
Lyn: At least you written it, right?
DaiRaion: ...I guess.
Eliwood: Excuse me. But where's Hector?
Raven: Yeah, we know you did something to him again.
Eliwood: Raven? What are you doing here?
Raven: I'm here to talk about chapter 5. Now come on! What did you do to Hector?
Lyn: Come on Dai-kun, tell us!
DaiRaion: ... (Points up)
Everyone looks up and sees Hector hanging upside down, tied up, blind folded, and gagged.
Eliwood: You EVIL-SICK-BASTARD!
DaiRaion: ...Want to join him?
Eliwood: ...forget everything I just said
DaiRaion: Better... Raven!
Raven: Right! Next time of Fire Emblem Heaven or Hell: Chapter 5, The Demon! Hell's Fury!
Lyn: Review and keep on reading!
DaiRaion: ....(Smirks wickedly) Piñata anyone? (Pulls out the Regal Sword and looks up at Hector!)
Lyn: This is about to get messy so going to cut us off here and say "Until next time!" ...I got next! (Pulls out the Mani Katti!)
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