Howdy I'm updating again! This chapter is dedicated to all my reviewers, especially rowan-greenleaf who has been encouraging me and giving me advice. Thanks to you!

This chapter seems really different compared to the others, and I don't know why. It gets a bit carried I'm so so so so so so so so soooo sorry that there is no Siruis in it! Although this is going to be Sirius/OC, I need to have Mattie (and Danni) interact with other characters, particulary the twins, Avia and Xavier (who are my favourite characters at the moment.)

Disclaimer: HOW MANY BLOODY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! I OWN NOTHING THAT YOU RECOGNISE!

Warning: Language. Yah.

BANG!

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Hmmmph. What was that sound? What, or who, had chosen to be so rude as to disrupt her from my beauty sleep? I was in the middle of her favourite dream, too. The one with me in a pink bunny suit, handing out Easter eggs disguised as atom bombs to children and then cackling with glee and prancing off to go have a cup of tea with the queen and a giant blue elephant...

Hang on. Easter eggs disguised as atom bombs?

I didn't get to dwell on that thought because suddenly two people appeared in my dream. One was Santa, dressed in his red coat and black boots. Next to him was what appeared to be Mrs Claus, holding a plate filled with muffins.

When I looked closely, I realised that Mr and Mrs Claus was actually Bumblesnore and McGonny-whatshername. I stared to smile at them, and they smiled back.

"Have a muffin, darling," simpered the Mrs Claus impersonater, "They are blueberry flavoured."

Oh yum, blueberry! I took a muffin and started to eat it. I was three-quarters of the way through my muffin when I noticed there smiles turning evil and twisted.

I started to feel sick. What had they done to the muffin? Had they poisoned it?

They started laughing cruely, and I found myself blind. I shouted out loudly, "Nooooo! Eviiilll muffiiiinnsss! Curse you! Cuuurrrsee youuu tooo hellllllll!"

"Mattie! Mattiieeeee! Matt? It's me, Avia. There are no evil muffins! MATILDAAAAAA! MATILDA YOU BITCH WAKE UP!"

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"Where's some water..."

SPLASH! I woke up with a start, the feeling of something cold and wet on my face. "What!? What is it? The muffins! Are they attacking? Avia, SAVE YOURSELF!"

I heard a sigh. "Mattie, open your eyes."

Slowly, I opened my eyes. I was in a room...the Slytherin girl's dormitories. I saw someone next to me, looking impatient. She had purple hair and twinkling golden eyes.

Last night came flooding back to me and I remembered that I was at Hogwarts. "Avia?"

"Finally! Do you knowhow long I have been trying to wake you up? Danni isn't moving either! " She said, crossing her arms.

I sat up, and looked at the bed to the left of mine. Indeed, Danni was still asleep. "What's the time?" I asked Avia.

It was not her that answered, though. An slightly miffed voice was heard from behind the bathroom door.

"It's almost eight. We're late. And believe it or not, new girl, some of us like to be on time for our classes." The voice was laced with italics, and had a snobby ring to it.

The bathroom door opened and an angel emerged.

Well, not really. She looked like an angel though. Long, wavy gold hair with a faint red tint reached almost to her waist, and was held back with a thin black headband. The angel had fair skin, and when she turned to face me completely front on, I noticed that she had hazel eyes that sparkled with knowledge. She wore her school uniform perfectly, no wrinkles or creases. She was obviously a good student if she left for class now and called it late. Classes didn't start until nine.

I gulped.

This girl was the polar opposite to me, and I would have to live with her for the next to years.

"What are you looking at, new girl?" She said rudely, before flouncing out the door with her bookbag.

I turned my gaze to Avia, who was glaring daggers at the closed door. "That was Leah Beauvais. Veela. Perfect in every way, shape or form. Top marks in every test. 12 OWLs, all Outstanding. Does everything. Prefect, Charms club leader, Potions club leader," Her topaz eyes darkened, "...Dark Arts group leader."

I pulled my bed covers around me and gasped. "You have a dark arts group?"

Avia shook her head, still glaring at the door. Then she nodded her head. "Well...yes. Kind of. Slytherin does, at least. The teachers don't know though. It's supposed to be for future Death Eaters." She snorted. "They call themselves the Death Beaters."

"Why doesn't anyone tell the professors?"

She sighed and looked away from the door. "People did, of course. Well one person did."

I frowned. "What do you mean?"

"Poor Timothy Lennon...he was a Hufflepuff fourth year that was too loyal for his own good. He found out about the group and immediatly told the old Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. The professor and Tmmy were on the way to a staff meeting when they were ambushed by the Death Beaters and they were never seen again...nobody was dumb enough to say anything else after that."

I shivered.

We heard muffled footsteps outside the door and a male voice called "Avia? It's me."

Avia seemed to snap out of her mood and jumped off my bed to open the door. "Come in Xavier!"

I pulled my green bed sheets closer around me as Xavier stepped into the room. To be honest, he looked...hot. Last night he looked composed and shy but today...Xavier reminded me of my friend Michael from Australia.

Michael was extremely mischievious and playful, and he loved his girls. We had actually dated for a couple of months before we realised that we were better as friends. Michael had dark brown hair and was known for his alluring green/blue eyes. I missed him already.

ANYWAY, what was I thinking about? Oh yeah. Xavier looked hot. Good looking. Great looking. With his uniform messy, green Slytherin tie undone and blue hair tousled, I wondered why girls didn't throw themselves at him.

He strolled over to sit on my bed. He grinned at me. "Still in bed honey?"

I raised my eyebrows at Avia, who looked amused. "Don't worry, he's usually like this," she assured me, "Xavy will start to call you Mattie-pie soon, I'm sure."

No no no no nooooo. Not Mattie-pie. I despise that name. "Don't you dare. Nobody will ever call me Mattie-pie and get away with it."

A teasing grin was on Xavier's face. "We'll see about that!" And he pounced on me.

He. Pounced. On. Me.

What the fuck?

Well, as you can tell I was pretty suprised. I mean, the only other person the pounces on me is...was...Michael. And that was when he tickled me. Or kissed me.

Of course Xavier didn't kiss me, he tickled me. And I am extremely ticklish. I started laughing really hard.

"St-st-stop! HAHAHA! Xavier! I d-d-don't like be-being t-t-ickled! HAHAHAHAHA ST-STOP IT!" I was going to kill him when he stopped. Seriously. Okay maybe not. But I would severely hurt him! I will hurt him by...hitting him with a...a...a spoon!

Xavier stopped for a second or too and I took a look at the bed next to me, where Danni was still sleeping. How could she sleep though this?

Suddenly, I grabbed Xavier and flipped us over so I was on top. Okay so that didn't sound the way I wanted it to.

Xavier seemed to be thinking along the same lines. "You like being on top, do you?" he said, winking.

A devious plan was forming in my head...

I winked back, taking him by suprise. "Yes actually...I love being on top," I said, licking my lips slightly. I heard a giggle from behind me and I sensed that Avia knew what I was doing.

My hand trailed down his arm slowly. He gulped and mumbled, "I- err...class is starting s-soon."

"Indeed it is," I said huskily. Somehow, while he was tickling me, his shirt had come off. I stared for a sec, then shook my head.

Now my hand did the same to his chest and he shivered slightly. "G-go we sh-should. I mean w-we should go."

"Indeed we should," I murmured, trying to hold in my laughter, "We should get off the bed first, shouldn't we?"

Xavier nodded.

I couldn't hold it in anymore. I let out a great "HA!" and pushed him off the left side of the bed. The thump echoed throughout the room and then there was a muffle 'ow'.

Avia laughed so hard that tears were running down her cheeks. I was laughing hysterically too, and was rolling around in mirth.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed my arm and pulled me off the bed. Of course it was Xavier. I landed on his hard chest and muttered an 'ow' not unlike the one he had emitted before.

"My, my. You do love being on top, don't you?" He said, grinning at me cheekily.

I glared at him, and he glared back. Soon we were in a full-on glaring contest and neither of us was going to give up.

Dum dum dum dummm...

I was still glaring at him, but my mind started to drift away...soon I was thinking of blueberry muffins and atom bombs.

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Five minutes passed...

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Ten minutes...

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Fifteen minutes...

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There was a sleepy yawn and the covers rustled on Danni's bed, but I did not look away from Xavy. Xavy? Oh well, Avia called him that. I'm going to do it too.

I heard Danni sit up and then she spotted us. "Errr...Mattie?."

No response.

"Mattie? Why are you on top of Xavier? And why doesn't he have a shirt on?"

No response.

"Maaaattiiiieeeeeeee?"

I heard Avia tell Danni not to bother, and the she went to Danni's bed and whispered something that I couldn't hear.

Two minutes passed.

"Okay guys, snap out of it!"

Of course, we didn't respond.

"Class is starting soon!" Avia said in an impatient voice.

We kept glaring.

Avia sighed, "Okay, fine. Desperate times call for desperate measures! Danni, you do the honors."

I didn't know what they were talking about, but I found out when they tipped a whole bucket of water on us. Although the water was freezing, and we were now soaked, we kept glaring.

I wasn't going to look at anything else until he did. I wasn't going to lose.

But it looked like he wasn't going to give up either.

By now, I was completely soaked. The water had gone through my shorts and tank top, and- ...ohhh.

I just remembered that my tank top was white. And I wasn't wearing a bra underneath. And I was on top of Xavier. In a very compromising position.

It seems like Danni had realised this as well.

"Errr..Matt? Maybe you would like to cover up your chest? The top's see-through..."

At this, Xavier snapped out of his stupor and his eyes involintarily drifted down to my chest for a second.

Thank you Danni! "I WIN! YOU LOSE! TOO BAD, MATE!" I cheered.

Xavier shook his head and said, "That's cheating!"

"No it's not."

"Yeah it is."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO."

"YES."

"I SAID NO!"

"I SAID YES!"

I sighed. I give up. "Will you please put a shirt on?"

"Will you please put a shirt on?"

"I HAVE A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"

"I HAVE A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"

"SHUT UP XAVIER! YOU'RE SOOO IMPOSSIBLE!"

"SHUT UP MATTIE! YOU'RE SOOO IMPOSSIBLE!"

Okay. Breathe Mattie. Count to ten. Go to your happy place. I looked around the room. Nobody apart from me and Xavier were there. Avai and Danni must have run away.

I ignored Xavier and went to the door, and peeked out. Xavier followed me. I looked down the stairs to where the common room was. Everyone was staring at us.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Xavier and I both said in unison.

We then glared at each other. "SHUT UP!" We said again at the same time, before crossing our arms and turning away from each other.

We both heard a voice coming from a fifth year, "Woah, talk about PMS."

Uh oh. "I. AM. NOT. PMSING!" I screamed.

Xavier shouted, "AND NEITHER AM I!"

That's nice to know.

I told you it was different. The whole fight between Xavier and Mattie was based on me and my best guy-friend. It kinda seems Xavier/Mattie right now but I just need to build the relationship a bit to get it how I want it. Then we bring Sirius in. I PROMISE THAT THERE WILL BE SIRIUS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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PS. I'm typing this at 1:30 AM in Australia, so 'scuse my spelling, grammar...ect. :)