So this is being posted slightly early again, because it's my birthday and my wonderful daughters keep telling the world I'm old, I keep trying to explain that ladies never get old, we just age slightly :) Right? So I talked Sarah, the co author into posting early... And because it's my birthday you all have to show me the love :) So here it is Bella's first proper chapter, hope you enjoy it.
Stephenie Meyer Might Own Twilight, But I Bet Her Kids Still Tell Her She's Old Too...
Her One.
Alice and I had been at this new awesome club with Jacob and Jarred. I'd met Jacob on my first day, I'd been lost of course in my true Bella style, map in hand spinning around in some sort of spazzy circle trying to figure out where the hell I was and where on earth the classroom I was meant to be heading to was. I was close to tears when I felt a set of strong hands grab hold so I'd stop spinning and with the a very sexy smirk, which really didn't even hold a flame to Edwards but was sexy none the less he said "Hey cutie you a little lost?" I thought he'd be my saviour and help me get unlost, would have been helpful if it wasn't his first day too, but atleast we were looking for the same class. Jacob and I had hit it off, we'd unfortuantly turned up 10 minutes into class. God that was one of my most embrassing moments, but Jacob had just taken my hand and pulled me into two empty seats. It turned out we had pretty much all the same classes, I guess that happens when you share the same major and dislike for afternoon classes. He would have been the perfect distraction while living with Edward if he wasn't 100% gay, but he and his boyfriend Jared were awesome to go dancing with, as they're both built like shit brick houses and keep the sleazy guys away.
Edward had said something about inviting that little hoe Jane over tonight. When he'd met her at Jacob's frat party I'd tried to tell her he was lousy in bed and possibly gay, I don't think she'd taken the hint though, I'd seen them having coffee together the other day looking very chumy, argh, I still can't believe he'd be more into a blonde cheerleading bimbo than me. I do guess it's his loss though. I am awesome, aren't I? Maybe I should get FIGJAM tattoed on my arse or something, that'd be kinda funny, man I must be wasted. I hate that it's actually illegal for me to drink here, that has to be one of the biggest bummers, I find it so odd that they'll put 16yr olds on the road but then not let them drink till they're 21, but that is a mental rant for another day. So Edward had invited over that little twat tonight and while I was getting my groove on with Alice and the boys my mind kept going back to Edward and Jane back at the house, wondering what they were doing, how into her he was, what they were doing, how into him she was, what they were doing. When I got the bright idea to come home early and see for myself, and thats when I happened across a half naked skank and Edward on the couch. I mean seriously what sort of skank just takes her top off in a communal area where anyone could walk in? What if I was mamma Es or something, that would have been a great introduction, damn it maybe I should have called them, would have been awesome to have seen mamma Es flip her shit on the twat. God her face was hystical when Edward all but threw her off him though. I quickly turned around and fled the lounge room with the hugest grin on my face knowing things weren't going much further for her tonight.
It took all of 5 mintues before Edward had shown Jane out, and had returned back to his room, not that I was monitering it all. I sat waiting and counted to 333, stupid number I know but it was something my little sisters and I use to do, well more something they wanted me to do. When I got to my magic number I grabbed the first dvd I put my hands on, banging on Edwards door asking him if he and Jane were done with the loungeroom if I was right to watch a dvd out there and if he wanted to join me. I didn't really wait to his reply though, my mobile had started ringing and thinking it was Alice or the boys trying to get me to come back down to the club I ignored it. I kept heading back towards the lounge dvd in hand, I'd put the movie in and went in search for snacks and changed into my pj's well lets pretend they were, I'd grabed a pair of boxers and a singlet, making sure there was an abudence of the little cleveage I had and plenty of oppurtinities for wardrobe malfunctions, and slumbed back on the couch and had just hit play when Edward landed next to me saying "So um about before" I turned to face Edward raising my left brow thinking it would be interesting to see if he was going to continue his sentence, and then took pity on his petrified face and told him "Don't stress Eddie boy, shit happens, Hakuna Matata and all that jazz, next time you might want to keep it in your room though incase mamma Es rocks up or something" Edward just looked at my with an expression I couldn't read and then stuttered out "so um okay yeah um what are we watching?". Oh god this guy is hot when he does he's stuttering thing. Please god tell me again why I'm apparently not allowed him. My conversation with the guy upstairs was interupted when Edward cleared his throught and I had to quickly remember what he'd asked, oh the movie that's right. "Ah it's called Two Hands, a movie from home, pretty sure it had a dvd release here, it has Heath Ledger in it. A guy called Tom Long who just plays the most spazzed out characters he's awesome and um Bryan Brown who's just classically Aussie, seriously forget Paul Hogan if you wanna get Australian get Bryan Brown. It's basically like a funny crime movie, there's a bank robbery scence thats just beyond awesome. And I'm rambling and the movies starting so I'm shutting up" Edward flashed me his pantie wetting smirk and said "Bryan Brown he was the other bar tender in cocktail yeah? And I thought the all Aussie man was meant to be the guy who played Wolferine" I couldn't help the insane giggle that escaped my mouth at that point. "Oh my god Edward are you seriously going to pretend that your geeky old self doesn't know that it was Hugh Jackman that played wolferine? And it's an Aussie Bloke not man" Edward just held his hands up in surrender and turned himself back to the movie. We'd been watching for about 2 minutes when my phone starting going off again, I checked caller ID and realised it was Emmett, figuring it was important I answered. "Hey snookims, what ya doing?" next thing I hear Em hollering "How you doin'" in true Joey Tribbiani fashion which is how we usually greet each other, I'm just so glad Rose knows I'm not a threat to their realtionship. Giggling I ask the big oaf what he wants when he starts rambling on something about koala's not being bears and Rose and a few mates calling him a moron but he knew he'd heard the song on my ipod at some point. Although I was trying to figure out excatly how drunk Em was and how on earth that had come up in conversation I was waiting for a break in his rambling to tell him Rose was right he was a moron, I looked over to apolgise to Edward and he had an almost pained look on his face, which is weird, I was busy lost on that train of thought trying to figure out what was going through Edwards mind when all of sudden in my ear I had Em yelling "Oi! Smella you still there? Please tell these uneducated people that there is a song about koala's not being bears sung by Russel Crowe's father in law." "Uh seriously dude?" I started when he interrupted saying he was putting me on speaking phone. "Oh my gosh you seriously remember the most random crap, but yes your right they're technically not bears and back in the day his father in law sang kids songs, he was like the one man wiggle's before the wiggles" next thing I can hear Em yelling and I can just see him dancing around like a goose doing his victory dance yelling "i am so smart, S A M R T I mean S M A R T" like the real life Homer Simpson he can be when everything suddenly goes quiet and I know Emmett has finished his dance and taken me off speaker phone and he stage whispers "so have you made your move on little Eddie yet, because he rang me for sex advice with some other chick, and I know you get off yelling his name, I've seen the webcam" I'm sure I turned bright red at the point from my hairline to chin, I could't believe Emmett had just said that, and with Edward right next to me, and considering what I'd walked in on earlier, all I could do was open and close my mouth like a fish while I listened to Emmett laugh hystrically on the other end of the line before I just snapped my phone shut, oh boy was I glad that he was on the other side of the country, and man did I pity Rose.
I sat there silenty watching the movie for a little while not dareing to even glance sideways to Edward once knowing I was going to resemble a betroot as soon as I did. Jesus where does Emmett get off saying shit like that. Was Edward seriously going to sleep with Jane tonight if I hadn't come home, and on this couch that I'm sitting on trying so hard to get Edward to notice me on. Was he sitting here thinking about how he and Jane had been sitting here earlier tonight. Was he thinking about the pink lace bra she'd been wearing. Was he thinking about how perky her breats looked in it. Did he realise how padded the bra was though. Was he sitting there mentally bashing me because I'd interupted them? Is he pissed off that he's sitting here with me now, instead of going for round 2 or 3 or 4 with her? Would he really have had sex with her here on the couch? How many people had Edward had sex with? Who had he lost his virginty to? Alice has always said she's sure he's a virgin but a sex god like him, a virigin I don't buy it. I wonder if he slept with Jessica at prom, I'm sure he did. She's always alluded they did, argh and yet still I wonder why I allowed that troll on my facebook, I can't believe she's just gotten enanged to Mike Newtown, eww and eww makes a perfect ewww. I wonder if Edward ever thinks about my titts and what it would be like to fuck me seven ways from sunday on the couch. I bet he all he says when he sees me is a sister, argh! I look slightly to my left where Edward is sitting and see his fingers slightly curled in resting on his leg, I'm sure he could do such wonderful pleasuring things with those fingers. While I'm thinking about how magical his fingers could be I suddenly feel them on my arm, first I look down to where his hand is touching me to make sure I'm not imagining it and then slowly I make my way upto his eyes,enjoying the view as I go, when I become aware that at some point I started chewing my bottom lip. When I reach his eyes Edward says "Bella are you ok? You um, seem really um spaced?" I don't know what comes over me but before I have any control over anything I just blurt "Your brother is a serious dick and oh my god I seriously can't sit next to right now, sorry" and I got up and bolted for the door.
It wasn't until I was outside with the front door shut tight, that I didn't have my me keys and i'm far to proud to knock and get Edward to let me. I then realise I'm in my pj's. Could I be anymore of an idiot? I started looking around for somewhere I could hide while I waited for Alice to come home, feeling even more idiotic when I realised I'd left my phone inside as well. I was wondering around looking for somewhere to wait and get swalled up by the earth when I heard some say "You're Bella yeah?" and this boy sounded like home, and home sounded mighty nice at the moment, apparently I'd forgotten to answer the young man because next thing I know he's waving his hand saying "hellooo anyone home". Through my giggles I managed to tell him I was indeed Bella. "Awesome, I'm Riley, I'm in my last year here I live two doors down, I heard there was another Aussie living off campus on the street, and that she was a brown hair goddess, figured it must be you". And finally it looks like I might have found a good looking distraction. "Hi Riley. Yeah I'm Bella, not sure about the goddess part but with the way my nights going I'll take the compliment, thanks." He looked at me smiling for a few seconds before saying "So okay I'm going to bite the bullet and just come straight out and ask you, um Bella would you, um, care to explain what your doing out on the street in what I'm guessing is your pj's lurking around?" And here comes the betroot face again, so glad it's not that light out here. "I um, had a little spaz out at my housemate and ran out without thinking about my clothing situation, my keys or mobile situation and was trying to find somewhere to hide while I waited for my other housemate to get back and let me in, because I'm soooo not knocking and asking Edward to let me in". "So umm Edward is he just a housemate or perhaps something more?" Riley asked. "He's just a housemate" I replied. "Good, Good to know I'm still in with a chance. I am in with a chance right?" Riley asked with a smirk. I unashemdly batted my elashes, flicked my hair and said "I dunno Riley, do you want a chance with a nutcase like myself?" Riley let out a little giggle, put his arm around me and said "how bout we write a note to your other housemate telling them where to come and collect you from when they get home and you can come hide out at my place, sound like a plan?" "That sounds awesome but I'm lacking some serious writing equipment, not usually what I stuff my bra with" While Riley takes his bag that I had previously failed to notice and pulls out some paper and a pen he says with a straight and serious face "pens wouldn't work so well, I tend to use toilet paper, gives you a firmer look than tissues". Oh my god, this guy is a dork, and serious contender for forgetting Edward. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
I wrote a quick note to Alice
Hey Ali,
I ran out on E tonight while we watching a movie, and I seriously can't face him tonight, I've forgotten my keys & mobile, have however meet a neighbour I'm taking refugee at his place at number 12. His name is Riley come get me when you get home please.
Love ya lots,
Bella.
I stuck the note on the door hoping like hell that Alice wasn't out to late, and that she saw it.
I'd been at Rileys for a few hours and we'd been pretty much talking non stop, doing the usual favourite movies, favourite tv shows, favourite music, favourite sporting teams, the usual getting to know you questions. He hated Inixis but loved Cold Chisel so I figured I could forgive him for being a Crow's supporter. He'd told me why he'd decided to come to college here, how he'd meet a girl online and moved himself over here to be with her only for it to fall apart a month later. I couldn't imagine doing that, making such a huge decision when he hadn't physically met the girl when he first arrived here. I mean the thought of eventually getting Edward to notice me and want me was a scary large part of why I let Alice talk me into doing this, but I'd been to America before, that was Riley's first time. I had Alice, I had my soul twin, we may not have been real twins like her and Edward but Alice and I were convinced our souls were sisters at least. I can remember the couple of times I'd decided to do a few group meets for different forums I'd belonged to over the years but that was mainly chicks, and a train ride into the city where I could easily escape back home again if I didn't want to be there. I don't think I'd ever have the courage to completely uproot my life like that, be away from everyone I love. Hell who am I kidding if it had been Edward I properly would have.
From there our conversation turned to things he missed about home, I hadn't been away to long to really being missing much. I still had a strong supply of tim tams, vegimite, anzac biccies, twisties and lamingtons I also knew as soon as I got low more supplies weren't far away. Riley threated to come raid my anzac biccie stash, it had apparently been years since he'd had one. Riley then explained that he's actually a member of the Seattle Grizzles, an aussie rules team in Seattle and likes to frequent the Kangaroo & Kiwi Pub which has a great regular aussie crowd most nights and promised to take me if I ever wanted to join him. I must admit the idea of seeing Riley out there playing footy was quiet appealing, I'd just started to get lost in my Riley the AFL star daydream when there was a loud banging on Rileys front door which was quickly followed by a very drunk Alice yelling "Helllooo anyone home, is this the home of the psycho murderer who has stolen my best friend" ….. "Helloooo psycho murderer answer your door" ….. "Stop killing my Bella and answer your door psycho boy" …... "I'm so ringing 911 if you don't …. " Alice's next random dribble was cut off when Riley answered that door poliety saying "Hi, I'm the psycho killer who kidnapped your best friend to bake in my meat pie, I'm guessing your Alice the best friend and housemate?" Alice stared and Riley for a minute seemingly slowly processing everything that had just been said to her when she replied with "Ooh you're um, um oh god, you're like Bella. BELLA BELLA BELLA WHERE ARE YOU? I THINK I'M A LITTLE INTOXICATED, I REALLY HOPE YOUR NOT CHOPED IN PSYCHO BOYS PIE, oooh speaking of pie do you have any apricot pie? Man I'd kill for some apricot pie, I wonder if the dinner down the road has any left" Alice ended by bouncing around on her feet looking around everywhere. Sometimes I swear that chicka must have ADHD or something. Riley turned around to look at me and said "Oh my god I love your friend, is she always like this?" "Only when she's drunk, so yeah most of the time" I told him. Riley asked if we needed to be escorted home, I told him we'd be right but he gave me his jacket to get home in and we made plans for the next night to hit the pub. As Alice and I had just made it past the threshold Riley yelled "Woot! Psycho boy has a date with the nutcase" Which made me giggle the whole way home. When we got back I used Alice's keys to let us in, there was no sign of Edward anywhere. I put Alice to bed. I went to bed myself dreaming for the first night in a long time about someone other than Edward.
Saturday flew by really quickly, I managed to avoid Edward the whole day. Alice hadn't gotten up until after lunch time, although I had over heard him telling Alice he'd made plans to hang out with twatty little Jane tonight. Jacob rang me to get the goss after Alice had apparently already rang him and Jared to tell them about my adventure last night, how she can have such a good memory when she's smashed is beyond me. Apparently she'd been pretty chummy last night with a mysterious blonde haired southner and I was lucky she'd even made it home. After lunch and completling some homework I'd thought I'd get Matilida back for her stupid o'clock skype call she'd placed a few nights ago, and to my surprise she answered really quickly making me think I'd done the time conversion wrong. But apparently she'd been stressing because she'd over heard William talking to one of his mates about having sex. Seriously they're 11 and 10 do they even have a good concept of what sex is at that age? I mean I know I wasn't much older but she's 10 and my baby sister. And it was just at that moment I realised how unbelievably wrong it was that my baby sister was talking about having sex with my baby brother, how had I not realised this before? After calming Matilda down and assuring her she was defiantly not ready and that boys were morons we ended our conversation and I figured it was time to send some parentals a quick email.
Hey Mum & Phil and Dad & Stephanie,
Just thought you guys might want to know that I've fallen off the face of the earth and been swalled my giant worms. Not that you'd know because it's been like forever and I've had no email love from anyone besides Matilda. No skype, No phonecalls, No letters, No texts, Nothing. Because apparently no one loves me, everyone hates me, and I'm going to eat worms :P
Seriously though I'm doing alrite and I know you've been holding off waiting for me to settle into everything before you got insane like with emails and stuff Tilly told me, but I'm doing good, I've settled into my classes really well, work load is piss easy at the moment. I've made an awesome friend Jacob, we got lost together and share pretty much all our classes, don't stress Phil & father dearest he's a 100% gay. Riley on the other hand isn't ;) I only met him last night, but he's from Robe (That's in South Australia, not your wadrobe mum ;) ) But he's taking me out to an aussie & kiwi bar tonight. I hate not being legal anymore.
Oh also you all may want to have a talk with Tilly and Will apparently there's been a bit of sex talk around school, Tilly is freaking out because some idiot at school has apparently just realised they share a sister. Well I'm gunna get ready to go out tonight, apparently this place does an awesome meat pie.
Love you guys and miss you all.
Bella :)
P.S. I need more tim tams :)
I headed for the shower, still manging to avoid Edward, got changed and while applying my make up my phone alerted me of an incoming msg.
Hey Smella, Rose says I have to apologise for last night, you know I love you right? - Emmett
I send one back.
I know you do dude, but seriously what the hell? Anyway turned out alrite, I freaked on Edward and bailed only to run into something quite yummy thats taking me on a date tonight, while your little brother spends time with his skank. - Me
Moments later I got a response
OMG I knew it, you do wanna bonk Edward, huh that's the first time you've admitted it to me! Is she seriously skank? - Emmett
lol I tell you I have a date and your worried about your brother hooking up with a skank what if my date was a serieral killer Em, good big brothering you're doing – Me
I'm worried about my little bro's viture, I don't want some skank taking advantage of his innonce, Ali should be keeping a better eye on him. And your scary enough to look after yourself – Emmett
lol thanks Em love you too... Trust me from the eyeful I coped last night he's not at all feeling taken advantage of. - Me
Have a great night Bells, make sure this guy treats you right if my little brother is to stupid to step up – Emmett.
I wonder what Emmett means by to stupid to step up. Step up to what? I suppose he means big brother duties, making sure Riley is going to treat me right. Argh I wonder if this whole Riley thing is even going to have any sort of a romantic future, I wonder if I'll at least get another friend out of it. I should prob apologise to Edward for my little psych out last night. I really don't think I can face him, maybe I should just write him a quick note and slid it under his door, oh my god how high school is that? Ah well it's not like we're a long way out of high school and maturity doesn't happen over night, does it?
Okay so note under the door it is.
Hey Edward,
I just wanted to say sorry about my freak out last night, I'm not even going to try and explain it because trust me I can't, and you prob don't want to hear it anyway. I'm sorry I'll try and keep my nutcase tendecies to myself in the future. I heard you tell Alice you were going out with Jane again, I hope you have a great night, and sorry again for interuppting you guys last night.
Bella.
There was a knock on the door just as I finished sliding it Edward's bedroom door. I opened to the door to find a very spiffy looking Riley. "You ready to hit the road m'lady'", "most defiantly sir, lead the way"
The pub was actually only a few blocks away so we decided to walk seeing as though there didn't seem to be any rain on its way. When we arrived quiet a few people greeted Riley, so he obviously was a regular here. He introduced me to a bunch of people who's name I pretty much instantly forgot but they all seemed really nice, I was actually surprised by the number of poms that seemed to be in there. Riley orded me a soft drink and being over 21 himself a beer, a pie each, explaining he figured I was missing a proper pie, I'd be unAustralian if I wasn't. I wasn't sure I followed his theory but when the boy was paying who was I to disagree. After my first soft drink I was allowed to swap to beer, not that I'm a huge fan of beer, but it at least beat the soft drink. We'd been at the pub for a few hours and had both consumed numerous pots, and twisties, Riley learned across the table and spoke "So Bella, are you having a good time?" I'd just opened my mouth to respond when he took me by surprise by learning across and kissing me. And I'm not talking a gentle kiss, a full on, full of passion, hard kiss. I was frozen, taken back by sudden attack of his mouth but quickly loosened up and returned the kiss returing as much of the passion as I could. I tried my hardest not to think of Edward during this, wondering if he was doing a smilar to thing with Jane at this very moment.I guess Riley wasn't that good a distraction after all. But I'm guessing he could be fun. I quickly ended the kiss, got up and walked around to sit on Riley's lap to continue kissing him. I'd been sitting on Riley's lap, making out and sharing beer's for an hour or so after the first kiss. Riley was a great kisser and he knew excatly what to do with his hands too, a bit of but groping, chest groping when he could pull it off going up my jumper, some chicks may have slapped him for it, but I found his eagerness kinda cute. His ability to be sneaky about it was also a good sign, nothing better than a guy who can get you off in public with no one noticing. However when Riley moaned into my mouth during a kiss I knew it was time to get him back to his place.
The walk back to Riley's took a lot longer than it did going in the opposite direction. Riley stoped at basically every tree or wall we walked past, he'd back me up into it, pushing himself onto me, making sure I could feel his very hard cock straining his pants against my stomach. Making sure to push it very firmly into me, shoving his knee between my legs, and I'm not ashmed to admit more than once I grinded on his leg. I bent down once or twice to kiss his hardness through his jeans. I cupped him and allowed him to grind himself against me at different parts of our journey back. By the time we'd reached Rileys apartment we were already ripping each others clothes off, Riley had lost his jacket awhile ago, he's shirt had been unbuttoned, it didn't take me long to rid him of his pants. I followed his pants down and took Riley by complete suprise taking his hard length in my mouth. "Ah Bella... Ah... god that feels... no need to …. oh god... don't have to do ….. oh so …. Bella you are …. oh man" was what came out Rileys mouth as sucked him into my mouth as he wasn't significantly big I was able to easily take him in, I hollowed out my cheeks to give him a harder sucation which resulted in Riley panting "stop oh god bella... you need to stop … I might not hold on... and I … fuck... need to …. oh god... fuck you" I opened my mouth and stoped the suction resulting in a rather loud pop.
Riley quickly pulled me up off my knees taking me into his bedroom, lying me down on his bed, rather quickly and roughly disposing of my pants and before I knew it Rileys mouth was on my hot centre, his tounge tracing around my clit, then a slight suction and back to the tracing, I could feel the begings of my orgasm building when Riley inserted two fingers inside me, magically hitting my magic spot instantly before I knew it I was seeing stars and cumming in Riley's mouth. Not that Riley seemed to mind "Oh god you taste devine" he mumbled while licking his lips and reaching for a condom.
It only took a moment before Riley was covering me and hovering above me requesting entrance, and seriously after that mind blowing orgasm he'd just given me, I'd never had one hit that fast before I couldn't deny the man a thing. Riley entered me very slowly, and began to thrust in and out slowly but in a forceful and in control way, it was orgasm building in its own odd little way. Riley nippled and sucked on my breasts, left sloppy kisses up and down my neck as he continued to move in and out of me, quickening his speed so my release was right there, only to slow down and build it up again. With my left nipple in his mouth and his speed quicked Riley said "Cum with me, Bella" and cum with him I did, hard.
I lay in Rileys arms for a little while afterwards, discussing our plans for the week ahead and Riley talking me into coming over for dinner at some point during the week, and any class breaks we had in common for a coffee date. We discussed 'us' decideding we weren't going to label it, but we'd be exclusive for now.
I left the comfort of Riley's arms and Riley's house and made my way back home. I'd just come in the front door, all the lights were off, I thought that Alice and Edward must have been out until I walked past Edwards room and heard.
"Oh god, yes Edward, Oh god that feels, Oh god" Oh my god were Edward and the little hoe having sex?