I laughed so hard while writing this… you'll see why.

Chapter Warnings: Bondage, yaoi... profanity...

'I mistook him for all these years, thinking he was a goody-two-shoes Gryffindor… but somewhere underneath that good-boy façade, there must be a Slytherin hiding…' Draco smirked to himself, causing Pansy to stare at him in confusion.

"Draco… what are you thinking?"

The blonde ignored her and continued thinking devious thoughts. 'I want to be theone that brings out the Slytherin hiding inside Potter… his dark side…'

Suddenly, a green apple hit Draco directly in the head. "Ow, Pansy what was that for?!" the boy glared at the other.

"It wasn't me!" She exclaimed, her eyes wide with innocence. Malfoy looked at the tower in the direction where the apple came from.

The Slytherin boy stared up at the window before turning to his friend. "Hey Pansy… I gotta go… see you later okay?" He rushed away before the girl could answer.

"Why did you throw that at me?!" Draco hissed quietly at the other. Harry shrugged.

"You forgot to meet me… I was just reminding you." The raven haired boy smiled.

The blonde rolled his eyes and pulled his homework out and started working on it. About 5 minutes of trying to work, Draco gave up. His grey eyes shifted to Harry, who was scribbling away.

"Why are you staring at me Draco?" The raven boy set his quill down and looked at the other, expecting an answer.

'Shit… how long was I staring?!' The blonde boy began to panic before putting and scowl on his face. "Me, stare at you? As if!" He muttered before turning back to work. 'Real smooth…'

Draco lay down on his bed and let out a deep sigh of exhaustion. 'Why was I staring at him earlier?... maybe I spaced out or something…'

The blonde shifted to the other side and closed his eyes.

The leather cuffs snapped on his thin wrists, soft lips on his. "H-Harry…" the blonde boy whimpered. As the other sucked on his neck and left small love-bites.

"A-Ah!"

Draco woke up, shrieked like a soprano, and fell out of his bed. The door flew open, making Draco squeal again.

The blonde grabbed his wand and shot randomly at the assaulter. He opened his eyes to see a very unamused looking Harry Potter standing in his doorway.

His raven hair stood on end everywhere from the explosion spell, and he was wearing nothing but striped boxers and a white t-shirt.

"…Fuck my life." Harry Potter muttered before turning around and shutting the door behind him.

Draco stared at the door for a few minutes before throwing his wand on his bed.

'WHAT KIND OF DREAM WAS THAT?!'

A very sexy one Draco… an extremely sexy one… :D

But oh my god, just imagining Harry in his pj's with the FML expression and hair standing everywhere… I almost died laughing…