Testing.. testing .. 123... Esha Napoleon, not my fault. I swear (gazes around innocently) wrestlefan4, my Jeffy muse is slightly ADD.. okay, a lot ADD, lol. I too shouted at the tv during 12 Rounds ads. I forgot they also played it during TNA (twitching) There was no escape! I didn't delete the cheesecake thing. I've read it over and over infact. It was really funny. I luv Jeff Hardy Edge Randy., thank you and you're welcome :) AnonymousPunk, those ads were numerous and annoying. Sorry, Cena :P Those are my three fave video games, yes :) NeroAnne, my muses are conflicted. They pair up at random, they're whores, lol. Animal Luvr 4 Life, it's my head and I'm not sure what Randy did with Adam O.o Dark Fae Angel, my Hunter muse is annoying, Mor thinks he's a god, so yeah they made fun of the awesome nerds. Who do rule and seriously, I wish I was a nerd and was all smart. I laughed so hard while typing that Cena movie thing. That would be hell. Being forced to watch Cena movies and ads for Cena movies over and over. See No Evil (love that movie) did have great death scenes, esp, the cell phone. Kane is awesome. My Matt muse is conflicted and bipolar and he hates when I call him bipolar. 'Slashy Fun' isn't gonna be all Adam/Jeff. I am writing a Matt/Adam as we speak. I feel bad for Matty too. I know. I love the bad guys. Being the older sibling is hard. I sooo agree.
Muse Troubles;
Chapter four/ 'The Balance Shifts'
Rated; M/ L, (mild V, kidnapping, talk of kidnapping, attempted kidnapping, adult situations)
Set up; The start of Jeff as psycho. The balance in my head shifting to where Jeff is dominant and Edge is helpless. March 29- April 8, 2009.
RE; Anna; Lol. So, did you ever find Addy yet? Or, is he still be molested by Mr. Randy who was IED?
In Email; Jeff hasn't found him yet. Apparently my head has a lot of space to hide in.
RE; Anna; Lol, so, what's the Jeff muse doing right now? Or, has he vanished as well? Perhaps Randy grabbed him as well?
In Email: Randy doesn't want to deal with Jeff mad and psycho, I'll tell him that.
Jeff muse: (frustrated) Terrah! Where's Orton? Y'have to know where he is. It's your head.
Terrah: (ponders) Try the basement. They won't let me see down in there. (pouts) That's where the fun shit happens.
RE; Anna; Lol, ok, where's Matt muse?
In Email; I think I wore him and Christian out last night when I made them help me with 'Cotton Candy', and then Matt pulled double duty on 'Sold to a Hardy', he'll need to get his ass up soon, b/c I need Evil Matt to pull off Addy's rape scene.
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Then the dicussion turned to my hatred of storms and fear of tornados and fires. Anna then basically tells me damn twisters can go anywhere. Including hills. B/c I live on a hill. And I want to pretend they can't get me. B/c I like living in denial.
In Email; Shh, don't tell the paranoid person that! Let me sleep thru the night!
Terrah: (watches as Jeff muse happily has Edge muse draped across his shoulders as if he was a mink) Ah, you found him. Why are his hands and feet tied and his mouth duct taped? Randy do that?
Jeff muse: Nope.
Terrah: D'you find Orton?
Jeff muse: Nope.
Terrah: D'you find him in the basement?
Jeff muse: Nope. The cellar.
Terrah: My head has a cellar? (smirks amused) There's a difference?
Jeff muse: Not much. But, the cellar has a furnace.
Terrah: My head has a furnace?
Jeff muse: Yep, but it's broken.
Terrah: (sighs) Who broke it? (folds arms)
Jeff muse: It was already like that. I swear. (smirks sinisterly)
Terrah: Tell me you didn't throw Randy in the furnace!
Jeff muse: No. I swear, I didn't find him. Just Edge, he was hiding. Now, he's mine. (smiles proudly)
Edge muse: (rolls eyes and mumbles under tape)
Jeff muse: Let's go, Addy, we're gonna have fun. (carries him off)
Edge muse: (struggles and pleads thru tape)
Terrah: Jeff? I need him. Shit, can't get nothing done with muses kidnapping one another.
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Something to do with the ever so annoying, neverending, Edge/VG/TBS storyline. And how bad I hate it (cries hysterically) P.S. My Edge muse had been kept away from me.
Edge muse: Actually the whole thing is pretty damn disturbing. Seriously, and they say slashers are bad. But, they'd have people believe I'd screw that woman?
Terrah: (ignoring Edge's stupidity) You're back!! Yay!!! I'm happy now, XD! (claps like five year old)
Hunter muse: (taunts) Edge and Vickie.
Terrah: AHHHHHH!!! GO AWAY!!! (scowls)
Jeff muse: Come, Edge.. (jerks Edge muse by the leash he has on his neck)
Edge muse: (whimpers) Please, help me.. (is dragged away by Jeff muse)
Terrah: (smirks) I like the whole Jeffy thinks he owns Edge deal... (smile fades) Wait.. Jeff! Bring him back! I need him!!
Hunter muse: (holds hands over ears) Stop shouting so much. Remember we live in this head too.
Terrah: Oh, I wanna see Randy punt you in the head... Too bad I can't find him!!
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Fanfiction talk. The first chp of 'A New Beginning.
In Email; I was looking back on 'Dangerous' and I could kindly see Matt fighting his inner demons about Adam and Jeff. Like he tried harder than hell to accept it, but just couldn't make himself. Er.. that's the way I see it as a reader. I guess, Matt has every reason not to want to accept it; Adam took Amy from him and he's never completely healed. But, then Adam kidnapped his baby brother and forced his will. But, somewhere Jeff saw the good in Adam, b/c we found out he wasn't really a monster, just a human being with needs and wants. Matt, it seems, is feeling left out and feels like he's lost his baby brother to Adam like he lost Amy, and he just reacted in a shitty way in revealing that, instead of being more of a man about it. I shoulda saved this for my review-- thanks Mor muse.
Mor muse: (innocently) What? That's a better way of wording it.
Matt muse: That's the way I see it. (sniffs)
Jeff muse: (literally holding Edge on his lap like a teddy bear) Oh, cheer up, Matty. I'm not going anywhere. (nuzzling his face in Edge's back now)
Edge muse: (sighs and slumps in defeat)
Matt muse: He gets all your attention now.
Jeff muse: So. Christian gets all of your's.
Matt muse: (stutters) That's not the point.
Terrah: QUIET!!
Matt muse: (immediately comes to attention)
Jeff muse: (drops Edge muse and covers mouth)
Edge muse: (tries to escape, but chokes himself on the leash that Jeff still holds)
Terrah: Oh, great. (sighs) Now, they think they're cute.
Matt muse: But, we are cute. (pouts)
Terrah: So not the point.. (ponders) But, if you're back to being cute, maybe I can get some help on 'Cotton Candy'.. (hints)
Jeff muse: (jerks Edge muse back up to his lap) I'm content with 'Sold'
Matt muse: Of course you are. You never get to be a top anywhere else.
Terrah: Well, there was that one story w/ Randy..
Matt muse: Jeff topping Randy? (tries to picture it)
Jeff muse: Quit thinking about me in dirty ways!
Matt muse: Jeff, there isn't a fangirl, or guy, or muse, that doesn't think about you in some kind of dirty way.
Edge muse: So, get used to it. And Lemme go!
Jeff muse: You shut up. Don't make me get the gag.
Terrah: Keep talking, Edge. I wanna see him use the gag. (smirks pervertedly)
In Email; My muses have serious problems.
Mor muse: What do you expect? They live in your head.
Terrah: Good point, Dr. Phil.
Mor muse: I told you, I'm NOT that fat stack of CRAP!!!
Terrah: I didn't mean you looked like him. Geez, calm down. I meant you act like him by trying to... oh, nevermind.. now I'm doing it. (sighs)
Fanfiction talk, still on the first chp of 'A New Beginning'.
In Email; Poor Jeffy, he's so heartbroken here. (glares at my Matt muse)
Matt muse: (swallows) What did I do? It's not your story, y'know? It wasn't my fault.
Terrah: No. But, now I feel bad for what you did to both of them in 'Sold'.
Mor muse: I didn't think that was possible.
Terrah: (sighs) But, it's just a story. Nah, I like angst and heartbreak, b/c then you get to fix them.
Mor muse: Admit it, you secretly like hurt/comfort?
Terrah: Well, only if the characters are brutally tortured first. (grins evily)
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Fanfiction talk. Was comtemplating one-shot ideas, including one where after both my boys lost their matches at 'Mania 25 (Jeff and Edge) they could comfort each other in the locker room.. or the hotel.. or the parking garage/lot? It turned to a Matt/Adam discussion. As far as muses; Randy was still M.I.A.
In Email; I was just thinking about how to write a sex scene between those two. Not one where Matt rapes Edge, or Edge is the submissive, twitchy scaredy cat (I'm gonna write that too) but, I mean like where there's like a lot of anger and hostility and just pure unresolved sexual tension. It'd be the most brutal sex ever that wasn't rape.. or, they'd think they were raping each other.
Jeff muse: Matty can't have Addy! Addy's mine! All mine! Mineminemine! (throws fit)
Terrah: Yeah.. okay.. Where is Addy?
Jeff muse: Locked in the basement.
Mor muse: I think Randy was hiding in the basement.
Jeff muse: Shit. (off to basement)
Terrah: See what you've done.
Mor muse: (shrugs) Payback is a bitch.
Jeff muse: You lied to me!
Mor muse: (screams like 12 yr old girl and hides)
Jeff muse: I'll have to find a safer place to hide this. (carries Edge muse off to somewhere)
Edge muse: (screams at me thru duct tape)
Terrah: (groans) Jeff, put him down.
Jeff muse: NO!
RE; Anna; Or, you could have Matt rape Addy after he finds out that Adam had comforted Jeff after his hellious brother vs brother match at Wrestlemania last night?
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Then I was having having bad images of something up to writing a sex scene, the first one for 'A New Beginning'. I can't remember what it was, and I dun want to.
RE; Anna; Just think of dear precious Addy and Jeffy and Randy. In the shower together. Lol.
In Email; Yes, ahh, that's much better. (eyes brighten up) I wanna write that threeway.
Matt muse: But.. but.. that's leaving me out. (pouts)
Terrah: Okay, fine. I'll add Christian and there'll be a full blown orgy, XD!
Matt muse: (gulps)
In Email; That's true. It's still depressing. But, I've sighed and calmed down. For the record, I can't remember what was depressing in that very instance. Something about wrestling, no doubt.
Matt muse: About that orgy...?
Terrah: Agreeing to it?
Matt muse: Well..
Jeff muse: (clamps hand over Matt's mouth) He'd love to.
Matt muse: (mumbling and glaring evily at brother)
Terrah: Well, alright then. I'll get on that. Now, who's the bottoms?
Matt muse: (pointing at Jeff)
Jeff muse: Why am I always the bottom?!
Terrah: Uhh..
Edge muse: Because you sorta look like a hott chick.
Jeff muse: (jerks on leash fastened to a collar around Edge's neck) Quiet. You'll use your mouth when I tell you to.
Matt muse: (removes Jeff's hand) I have to admit, seeing Jeff dominate Edge is kinda hott.
Terrah: Knew you'd see shit our way.
Edge muse: (sighs and slumps in defeat)
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Why Rated-RKO was sooo hott and slashy!! :P
In Email; It's still hott though, Rated-RKO. Two delicious bad boys that hug.. a lot.. yummy... I mean they left in a limo together refusing to wait on Lita after Cyber Sunday '06, after Edge's glorious PPV ass-shot. They didn't even shower... and I know, that was for the broadcast, it wasn't real, it was nothing, but shit.. lemme dream. That moment inspired such delicious fantasies of limo sex. I mean, who's to say Orton wasn't turned on after seeing Edge bared assed in the ring? Okay, I've been trying to write that one-shot for a while. I think we are close to pulling my Randy muse out of hiding.
Jeff muse: I'll be waiting. (holds up chair)
Terrah: Well, that won't happen now. (shakes head)
In Email; Finding pics of Addy's so hard.... (squeals) speaking of hard... Shit, that new chp of 'Love & Lust' by redsandman99... wow.... Hotthotthott.. so, fucking glad me and NeroAnne aren't the only two writing Adam/Jeff sex scenes... need cold fucking shower... fuck!!! (clears throat) Damn... (kidnaps Ron Simmons) Say it!!!
Ron Simmons: (dramatically pauses) DAMN!!!
Terrah: (releases Ron Simmons) Thank you....
Ron Simmons: (runs like hell) That chick is nuts!
-- No way related to my muses-- who are cowaring in fear, except Jeff muse who is leering at Edge muse-- who's tied up and helpless.
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Edge muse: (runs past) Free! Free at last!.. Holy shit.. (skids to stop in front of Jeff and takes of in other direction)
Jeff muse: Damn it! Matty, help me catch him. (throws a mock fit)
Matt muse: Nope. (smirks)
Jeff muse: (huffs)
Terrah: (watches amused)
Edge muse: (halts outside) I.. (pants) think.. I (pants) lost him.. (sighs)
Randy muse: Oh, you lost Jeff. But, I found you.
Edge muse: (groans) Leave me alone.. (whines) Everyone, go back to wanting to fuck Jeff and leave me alone... (glares at me) This is YOUR fault.
Terrah: (whistles innocently) Huh? (looks around) Who? Me? What'd I do?
Edge muse: You know what you did.
Randy muse: Come with me, Edge.
Edge muse: (backs away from Randy) Uhh.. R..Randy.. can..t we.. w..work something o..out?
Randy muse: Nope. (lunges for Edge)
Edge muse: (ducks and scurries out of way)
Jeff muse: (blasts Randy with chair)
Randy muse: (out cold)
Jeff muse: Ahh, I feel better (sighs) Here, Edge, Edge, Edge.. Here, boy.. (whistles like calling a dog)
Edge muse: Terrah, make him leave me alone!
Terrah: (chewing gum, blows and pops bubble) Damn, this is minty...
Jeff muse: Let's go, Edge.. Jeffy didn't say you could get off your leash.
Matt muse: I think he's becoming more deranged.
Terrah: Eh, I like him that way. (grins)
Jeff muse: (has Edge cornered)
Edge muse: (cowaring in corner)
Jeff muse: (grabs at Edge)
Edge muse: (ducks and runs off)
Jeff muse: Shit! Get back here, Addy! This isn't funny!
Hehe.. I dun have a Ron Simmons muse. So, I had to steal one for the occassion. I didn't really kidnap anyone. Just got so excited to see that update, and that scene from 'Love and Lust' that I had a silly moment. I hope I dun get in trouble for that shout-out. I love that story by redsandman99, it's awesome and me and Anna always talk about the chapters when they are posted. I'll tell y'all to check it out if you haven't. Yes, I am sooo sick of the Edge and VG storyboard. I wish WWE would end it already!!! Please, for the sake of my eyes. (begging) I still wanna write that limo scene with Redge (Randy and Edge) 'Sold to a Hardy' caused this chaos. Blame it. XD.