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"America, did you bring any children?"
"No, Germany, I didn't I told all of them that they couldn't come here at all."
"Well today ve all have a grveat deal to do. Ve had missed the last few days and ve need to cover all of that today." Said Germany announcing it to all the other Countries. Several groans came from table and several glares were sent to the young superpower.
Germany started to lecture all the Countries about how precise they have to be when they give their talks. It was the usual 5 min. each and it started with Italy.
"Ve~ lets all talk about Pasta!" Said Italy absentmindedly. Germany facepalmed.
Then a rustling by the curtains caught America's attention. Everybody was looking at their phones or taking notes (Japan). America's phone was taken away by machivious States and was never returned and so he was the only one to notice the three states behind the doorway.
It was Illinois and Arizona, the two strict ones, if they were here, then that meant... A tapping on America's leg caught his attention. It was Virginia and Texas.
"Psst, dad, we went into the wrong room, and Illinois and Arizona were chasing us. How do we get out of this unawesome place?" Whispered Virginia.
America was panicking, his captial was going to be Warsaw. HIS CAPITAL IS GOING TO BE WARSAW! That is, if they get caught.
"Hey dad, where tha beer?" Slurred Texas, America facepalmed. Great he was drunk. He was almost as bad when Nevada had lost a round of poker.
"If you get out of here, I will pay off all of your debts, but you have to go without being seen." Whispered America and the two nodded. Their debts rivaled the National Debt to China, but if America's capital is going to turn into Warsaw, he was willing to do anything.
America noticed that Illinois and Arizona where inching towards the door and sending him apologetic look. They slipped out the doors and were free. America breathed a sigh of relief and noticed some of the weird looks that Hungary was making.
Pretending his glasses slipped off he ducked down and saw that Virginia was about to grab her legs, and America whispered,"VIRGINIA! Get away from her, she has a frying pan to hit people with!"
Virginia hands recoiled like a hot iron had burned them and mouthed to his father 'I am awesome but we can't find out a way to get out from under here!'
America mouthed back 'Wait until lunch starts!'
America sat upright and the meeting continued peacefully. That is until Prussia started on his 'awesomeness' and America heard snorts from under the table, he kicked one of the bodies under there and didn't care which one he hit. Then Demark came up and talked to everybody about lowering prices on beer, America heard a few whispered 'here here' and kicked them again, some of the countries gave him odd looks and then it was normally loud.
Then when lunchtime came, all the countries left at a slow and annual pace. After a few more minutes, only America and his two sons were left. Virginia came out with a sly grin on and just dragged his half drunk brother out of the room.
Soon after the meeting had started, loud screaming and yelling came from next door.
"You ARE SUCH A GIRL!" Yelled a familiar voice, and more yelling came again.
Germany was distracted. Italy was distracted. ICELAND was distracted and soon they all gave up on having a peaceful meeting and went to see what was wrong.
Upon opening the door, a large vase was smashed into bits.
"YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!" Yelled a voice, it was Illinois. She jumped into Germany who stood in the doorway. She fell backwards and France Ohlala-ed because she looked just like him, just a female and green eyes.
"KESKESKES! You are just afraid of the AWESOME me!" Yelled Virginia causing England to freeze up.
"WAHHH! Why wont you awll just shut up!" Screamed Conneticut from a chair in the room that was reativly untouched.
"Where is the beer?" Asked a half drunk Texas and Denmark nodded from the doorway. Where excatly was the freaking beer.
"VHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Yelled Germany and all of the kids in the room froze and looked over at the mad Country. "You!" He turned on America who didn't have any idea that his kids were even here.
"H-hey! I don't know where they were! Let alone here!" Said America defensily.
"That is right." Said a german accented voice and Germany turned. He saw a miniature China who was dressed in a suit. "We were suppose to have a normal meeting, but somehow it got distracted."
China almost fainted if the mini version of himself didn't look so CUTE!
"Heck yeah, like we were suppose to do that, we were just here to see how aweso-" WHAM! A frying pan came out and hit Virginia on the head, thus knocking him out. (Prussia winced. He knew exactly how Virginia felt.)
"Stop saying the same things over and over again." Said a mini Austria. He had a bandana over his head and longish hair to his chin. He still held the frying pan and his clothes would have been exactly identical to Hungary's if it wasn't a dress.
It was hilarious to Prussia. "KESKESKES! Austria! Your copy is GIRLY!" Prussia started to poke fun at the musician when the frying pan caught his head and he fell over Virginia (When they woke up, they decided to never speak about it again.)
"I am not a girl, I am just not manly." Sniffed the teenAustria.
"I feel your pain." Said Hungary and they both began to talk about frying pans and began to trade recipes.
"I am the oldest, so all of you should know me!" Said the teenChina.
"Umm, no aru." Said China, he was eyeing Russia who was smiling at the twin state.
"I am Delaware!" Implied Delaware.
"And who are these? You will tell us, da?" Smiled Russia. Delaware shivered and began to introduce his fellow states,"The one that fell on Germany is Illinois, The one who is talking to the young lady is Arizona, well, you do know Connecticut, Texas, Virginia, and over in the corner is Pennsylvania." And indeed as they looked they saw the Germany look-alike smiling at them. "Um, the twins, S. Carolina," They saw the girl talking to Belarus causing Russia to shiver " And N. Carolina is over there," Delaware waved and they saw the Italy cussing in a phone device. "And Ohio isn't here, you probably didn't get his name, he was the freaky one that aways says 'like'." Romano breathed, and Spain looked around for the look alike "California isn't here as well, she is now tracking down Georgia."
America sighed and shook his head. That bugger had escaped Cali for over 5 years and she had business to do with him.
"-and Alaska isn't here, her plane was under repairs and couldn't make it." Said Delaware finishing it up.
"-FINE! If that is how you want to act! Then go SHOPING WITH THAT FREAKISH LOSER!" Yelled N. Carolina. Spain shook, the little italian still scared him.
"Vhich brings me to this question, vhat are you all doing here?" Asked Germany, he was ready to break out to wurst if he needed to.
"Oh, this is our annual meeting. Most of our kin don't even bother coming so it is just us for today." Said Arizona breaking away from his and Hungary's conversation.
"Oh I see, so you just decide that you are all going to come here on the day that tell your dad not to bring you?" Nodded England.
"Nu-uh! So NOT true you git!" Said a female voice behind the group and England looked over his shoulder and saw that France was bothering Illinois. "I may be related to you, but my father is totally England." She bickered with France.
"but mon cher, you look just like me."
"NOT YOU FROG! Only you can think of these things!" She brought out a can of pepper spray and sprayed the frenchman in the face. France had experience with pepper spray and had a lotion that helped with the burning in his pocket. (He is a total pervert and need the lotion often.)
Illinois stormed out of the room and France turned to America," Who is her parent?"
America looked slightly embarrassed and mumbled something.
"What? I couldn't hear you?"
"Illinois is adopted, her biological parents is you and England." Coughed America and looked away from Englands horrified face. HIM AND FRANCE!?
"Ohonohonhonohon, England, it must have been that one time that you were drunk and-"
"YOU GIT! THIS ISN'T TRUE!" Said England and stormed out of the room just like his daughter did only moments before.
Belarus and S. Carolina started to laugh and they both looked like sharks to Russia. Russia knew what they were talking about. Russia alway knew.
Austria and Delaware began to talk piano and China was playing with Delawares hair.
Pennsylvania started to intimidate the Baltics and the nordics were talking to Texas and Alabama who had just arrived.
"Vell, if you were just in a meeting, then we should all get BACK TO OURS!" Germany yelled this and all the countries all went into their meeting room and began to take turns at talking. It had just gotten to Japan's turn when a yell came from the other room and Prussia came in. He had sharpy all over his face and it was colored so red that Spains best tomatoes couldn't be that deep red.
"BRUDER! YOU LEFT ME IN A ROOM FULL OF UNAWESOME PEOPLE!" He yelled and Germany face palmed.
VHEN VILL THIS VEEK END? Germany thought to himself.
A/N Hello! I am back and updating as fast as I can think!
I think I did all the states I didn't cover in the first - third chapters and I think I accompish that.
I am very awesome and just cut my long LUSCIOUS locks just like Connecticut and all my friend FREAKED out today. It was just soo funny! I gave 12 inches of my hair to Locks of Love, and I feel like I have done my charity work for the next year.
America: Hey, you should totally get it dyed.
Author:... if I only could...
America: Hey at least my capital didn't get changed into Warsaw!
Washington: THANK GOODNESS!
DC: hey, if anything I should have been worried.
Washington: You not even a state.
DC: I AM TOO A STATE!
America: Sometimes I know exactly how England feels...
DC: Is that suppose to mean something?
Virginia: Well, you should have seen Prussia's face, it was so freaking awesome! That mustache I drew was PERFECT!
Hawaii: I agree with Virginia!
Delaware: I really liked that Austria guy, and China even braided my hair! WHO DOES THAT TO A GUY?
Arizona: Well, I would like that with Hungary and me...*blushes*
Connecticut: Why awre you bluwshing big browther?
Arizona: W-well, it is something happeneds when you are grown up!
Connecticut: Really?
Virginia: Back to subject, I am freaking AWESOME!
*Wham*
Arizona: Not anymore! *whistles a happy tune*
Author: Ok, enough chatting, time to tell the readers to REVIEW! how many times do we need to say this? REVIEW! Lots of States are still up for the taking and you can totally do it! Just go to the box underneath this message and click on it, then type in your state that you want and hetlaia charaters! Fem, Chibi, 2p! I can do them all!
Com'on! Do what Nike says! JUST DO IT~!