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Part Four

The three men shared a look as the young woman stormed out of the night club.

"Way t' go man. Scare ya sista off like that. You deserve a pat on the back."

"Whatever Cena. Keep ya nose out of stuff that you don't even understand. She's my sister. I care about her, I just want to protect her from the assholes and scum bags of the world, people such as yourself."

Carlito turned to leave, but stopped for a minute to turn and look back at Cena.

"If you hurt her in any way, I will cut you into little pieces and scatter your body parts all over the Atlantic Ocean between here and Puerto Rico."

"Oh like tha's really gonna scare me. I am shakin' in my jersey. Carly, tha' is ya name right? Carly I don' think ya have any idea who ya sista is and well let's jus' say it will be my pleasure findin' out."

Carlito tensed as Cena drew out those last few words, immediately he thought of something horrible that Cena was going to do to his sister, but he was too angry to care. So instead of saying anything he made his way back to his table and Candice Michelle.

John turned back to look at Randy, who had an eyebrow raised.

"Don' even start. I don' really wanna hafta kick ya ass in the club an' embarrass ya." He said as he sat back down.

"You wish Cena. And I wasn't going to say anything, but since you brought it up. Don't you think you should go hunt her down and at least make sure she gets her purse and cell phone back? You know those could be helpful when she wants to get back to the hotel and go meet her friend. You know what, why don't I come with you and we can arrange for her to maybe travel the rest of the week with us then meet up with her friend. Then we can kidnap them, go to a cabin in the woods and I can umm get to know her friend better and you can get to know Kristi better."

"You really don' know when t' quit do ya man? I guess I should go find her. And I guess since I am ya ride, you could come to. But ya get to tell the big man we leavin'. One other thing though, 'her friend'? Have ya already forgot the girl's name? Damn man. I didn' think you were that heavy in the head."

"I'm not stupid. I just…shit what was her name?"

"Mel, dumbass. Kristi's friend's name is Mel and I know somethin' ya don't."

He said rising from the table, grabbing Kristina's forgotten items as he did.

"Oh really? What do you know about Mel that I don't? 'Cause I am sure I know quite a bit." The Legend Killer said applying his legendary smirk often seen in the ring to his face.

"Oh really, captain dumbass? Well ya little scenario in the woods, yeah have fun gettin' her to fall for ya Legendary Lady skills, 'cause she's a virgin."

Cena smiled at the look that appeared on Orton's face.

"No."

"Yes. Now why don' you go find big man and I'll go get baby face and meet ya at the car."

"Fine. Just don't forget us or I will make sure Show choke slams your ass."

"I'd like t' see ya try."

Orton had a retort but it fell on deaf ears as Cena molded into the crowd on his way to the exit.

-X-X-

Kristi stood out side the nightclub trying to calm herself down. Her brother really was a Neanderthal idiot. She couldn't understand him, wait yeah she could. He was a typical Latino male. He really annoyed her. Oh well.

She reached for her cell phone so she could call a cab then call Mel to tell her what happened, but she didn't have it with her.

Oh shit, where is my cell phone. Wait a minute, where is my purse? She thought. Then realization dawned. Shit I left it all in the club. Damnit. Now she had to go back in and face her brother and Cena. Great. Could things get worse?

She thought as she turned to re-enter the club, but coming to a halt as she ran into a soft wall.

"Excuse me, I was just-"

"Hey, baby girl. You forgot ya stuff. So I brought it out t' ya. Where ya going in such a hurry?"

"I was going back into get cell phone and purse, I left them at the…"

She suddenly noticed that John had tehm in his hands.

"You have them? May I have them please? I need to call a cab so I can get back to the hotel and get my stuff so I can leave."

"Well ya see, tha's the other part of my reason for comin' out t'a get ya. I was gonna offer ya a ride back."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah really." He smiled down at the woman. "Aren't ya cold? I mean dang woman ya wearin' a skirt that looks good, but ya need a lil' more now tha' it's night. Come on, we'll go ahead to the jeep and get it warmin' up for ya while we wait on Orton and Show."

"Okay. Um thanks."

She said as he took his outstretched hand and walking with him to the red Jeep Cherokee.

-X-X-

It was another ten minutes behind Randy and Big Show finally emerged from the club. Show made his way to the jeep just shaking his head. Why had he ridden with these two? He really hated regular vehicles because of his height. Oh well. He made his way to the vehicle and got in, shaking his head.

"Wha'?"

"Nothing just Orton. Kid can't go anywhere without bein' mobbed by women. Aww, here he comes."

Sure enough the young St. Louis native was making his way out of the club, but having to fend off several amorous women. He finally reached the jeep and hurriedly got in.

"Hurry drive off before they notice you're in the car too!"

Cena did just that. He really didn't want to deal with fans and ring rats, especially not when he had Kristi with him and he was trying to get to know her better.

The four drove in silence to the hotel, upon arrival Show quickly said his good nights to them and went off in search of his room. That left the awkward group of Randy, John and Kristi in the lobby.

"Well it's about time to head to bed. I have to get back on the road to make it to Smackdown tomorrow. Good night you two. Kristi it was a pleasure to meet you hopefully I'll see you soon. John buddy we need to talk."

"Nice meeting you two Randy." Kristi said as she watched him walk off.

"Yeah, night, pansy killer! Oh Randy, one question man."

Randy stopped and turned to look at Cena.

"Yeah man?"

"What was the girl's name?"

Randy turned red.

"Fuck you Cena."

John laughed as Randy walked off in search of his room and sleep.

"So ya mind if I walk you to ya room?"

"No I'd like that."

The pair made their way to the elevator and got in. Kristi pressing the button for her floor, then leaning back against the wall looking at Cena.

"So this is certainly not how I saw this night ending. Never knew I'd ditch my brother for a thug." Kristi smiled at the look on Cena's face. "I'm kidding. I must say the highlight of my night was meeting you."

John smiled at her remark. He moved until he was standing beside Kristi.

"Oh really? I'm glad. I gotta say I certainly enjoyed savin' ya from ya brother. He's annoyin'. How did you stand growing up with him?"

"I have a high tolerance for idiots what can I say."

"Really, hmm."

John leaned forward.

"So tha' means you should be able to put up wit' my ass pretty good."

She smiled as did John. John leaned down about to bring his lips to connect with hers when suddenly the doors of the elevator burst open onto her floor. Kristi smiled up at him, moving underneath his arm to get off.
"Come on Johnny boy, you still have to walk me to my room."

John smiled and followed Kristi off the elevator.

"Whateva' ya say baby face."

They walked quietly to the door, Kristi getting out her key card to open the door.

"So I guess this is good night?"

"I gues'."

"Unless…"

"Unless ya invite me in."

Kristi smiled and turned opening the door, then taking John's hand and pulling him in after her. John pushed the door shut behind him, making sure to lock it.

-X-X-

The next morning Randy woke up to a knock at his door. Who the hell, he thought.

He quickly got up pulling on his track pants as he went.

Once glance at the peep hole told him who it was.

"Damn it man what do you want, it's still early."

"Whateva' man. I wanted to talk t' ya ass in person instead a on the phone. Geez."

"Fine."

He said turning back into the room letting Cena have the honor of closing the door.

"So what do you want to talk to be about this early?"

"Well ya know how we got next week off and shit and how the last thing ya have to do this week is Smackdown tonight?"

"Yes. Why are you telling me our schedules?"

"Wha' if I told ya that you and me are gonna take Carlito's little sister to see her friend then umm maybe join them on their lil' vacation?"
"I'd say how the hell did you manage that?"

"I have my ways, young Skywalker."

"Well you must have some good damn magic to have pulled that off. So where are we going and when?"

"Well after ya do Smackdown tonight in Philly, we are gonna hope on a plane and fly to Charlotte to meet up wit' Mel then we are gonna go to her house for a day or two then join the ladies on their little trip."

"I'd say you are the master and if I wasn't straight I'd kiss you."

"Gross man. I always knew ya were gay."

"I am not you annoying asshole. Now where are we spending our week off?"

"How ya feel about gay Paris?"

"I told you man I am not….wait Paris?"

Randy smiled.

"That's perfect man. I can get Marissa to sleep with me in the city of love. Yes!"

Cena rolled his eyes.

"Her name is Melissa, M-e-l-i-s-s-a!"

"Yeah well whatever. All I know is she is awesome. Wait how the hell did all this get arranged? I mean you're good man but not that good!"

Cena just smirked.

"I have my ways."

"Yeah…how man?"

"I ain't gonna tell you."

"Now get dressed we gotta get ya ass to Philly."

"Yeah, yeah, But how?"

John just smirked as he watched the Legend Killer get his stuff together to get ready.