Let's (Not) Be Smashers
Chapter 4: Master Hand's Ensemble
Somewhere in Subspace, Master Hand floated out of a therapist office as there were now buildings in the place as that was where he lived. After his blind rage, he felt that he needed to have some therapy, but it didn't help him at all as it turned out that the therapist was none other than Crazy Hand, who as we all know is absolutely batshit insane. In fact, it was Crazy Hand's insane and stupid antics that had Master Hand get his shit back together and become sane again.
"How did that idiot ever become a therapist?" Master Hand asked himself as he floated back to his house. He then remembered to check how the Smashers were doing with the new tournament. Using his magic, he created a screen and was shown what the Smashers were doing in the tournament.
Right now the Smashers were in the main room of the Smash Mansion with the newcomers. Among the Smashers was someone that Master Hand had never seen before. It was a boy with tall brown hair and a red headband. There was something about that kid that seemed...off. Whatever it was, he didn't look like any video game character.
"Who the hell is that kid?" Master Hand asked, and before he could figure it out, Crazy Hand came in with a large clipboard.
"COMEBACKHEREMASTERHANDWEHAVETODOTHELEECHES!" Crazy Hand shouted as he flailed around wildly like he was having a seizure.
"Shut up, Crazy! I'm trying to figure out who the hell this random kid that joined Smash is!" Master Hand snapped.
"DID YOU SAY SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH?!" Crazy Hand asked as dropped his clipboard.
"Yes, I did, now shut up!"
"OOH, LEMME SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON!" Crazy Hand shouted as he floated in front of the screen to see what the Smashers were doing, and he spotted a certain boy. "HEY, I KNOW THAT KID!"
"Really? You do? Who is it?" Master Hand asked.
"THAT'S K.O. FROM THAT ONE SHOW OK K.O.! I LOVE THAT SHOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ACTUALLY IN SMASH! NOW WE JUST NEED GOKU AND SHREK AND SPONGEBOB!"
"Show?" Master Hand asked when he realized something. That blank invitation that he sent through his blind rage must have went to K.O.'s world and he found it and now he was in Smash. "Oh no...Oh no, what have I done?! I'm such an idiot!" Master Hand shouted angrily, and if he had a head, he would be banging it on the wall right now.
"HEY MASTER HAND, YOU WANNA WATCH OK K.O. WITH ME?!" Crazy Hand asked as he had a TV with the show OK K.O. coming on.
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THAT IDIOTIC SHOW WITH YOU!" Master Hand bellowed as he fired a blast from his fingers and destroyed the TV. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I JUST DID?! I JUST LET A NON-VIDEO GAME CHARACTER GET INTO SMASH, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE I WAS BEING SO STUPID!"
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT, MASTER HAND?! YOU DESTROYED THE TV THAT I JUST GOT YESTERDAY! IT WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE TOO!" Crazy Hand shouted in despair, but Master Hand didn't listen to him as he was thinking about what he was going to do about K.O. being in Smash.
"I have to do something about this! If that kid keeps being in Smash, then it could cause some serious problems to the entire universe! I must stop this at once!"
It was a normal day in Lakewood Plaza Turbo, and that's the second time that I used this sentence in this story.
Just then, a portal appeared out of the sky and coming out of it was Master Hand. He looked around at the bright, colorful world, and all the heroes walking around the plaza.
"OMFG MASTER HAND, WERE IN THE OK K.O. WORLD!" Crazy Hand shouted like a crazy fanboy as he came out of the portal too.
"Shut up, Crazy! I didn't say you could come with me!" Master Hand snapped as he tried to push the insane hand back into the portal.
"I'M WANNA GO SAY HI TO THE HEROES!" Crazy Hand shouted as he flew away towards the plaza.
"That idiot." Master Hand muttered as he looked around at the strange world. He then noticed a large purple factory nearby and then headed towards it, hoping that he could find someone that could help him with this whole K.O. in Smash situation.