A/N: Ok, After my amazing comeback, I thought it was good to take time on the next few chapters of my stories, as I always should have. But now, I will stop playing Zelda and start writing Zelda, as the same for Bully. I will stop watching South Park (only for a few hours) to write bits and parts of this story and Turn Da Page (Great story, by me, read it!). Now, on to the misadventures of Wendy, Kenny, Kyle and their epic 3 way:

Wendy's POV:

The date with Kyle was nice. We went to this amazing restaurant called Hector's Casa. It was a Mexican restaurant owned by Hector Juarez. Kyle got 3 tacos with their special "Volcano Explosion" sauce thrown in. Kyle didn't mind, he loves spicy stuff. I had nachos with salsa, cheese, Volcano Explosion sauce, Hot sauce, Mild sauce and even peppers! This was an amazing restaurant and I was so glad that Kyle could take me. I really did like him… but there was always Kenny; and I didn't think Kenny was too happy to see me go on a date with his best friend.

Kyle dropped me off at my house on the way home; he walked me to the door and kissed me goodnight and I went inside to see my parents fighting again. They always fought, especially over me and my choice of boyfriends. My mom always favored Kenny, sure Kenny had a rough inside, but he was caring and loyal to a fault. My dad always favored Kyle for his all a round goodness and for his money. Kyle's dad had gotten some big cases while I was away and became as rich as Token Black. But none of them liked Stan when I was dating him. So as my parents were fighting, (they didn't notice me) I slipped up stairs to find Stan in my room.

"What the hell are you doing here, asshole?" I asked him, very unpleasantly.

"I came to say I was sorry. For everything." He said.

"Like that's gonna work this time, Stan. Last time you said you would never cheat on me again."

"I didn't cheat on you-"

I cut him off-"How long were you doing that with Bebe."

"But-"

"How long, Stan? Huh?" My voice was angry now, and slightly scared, but I knew how to hide that from Stan.

"About four years. I cheated on you for a year, while you were gone. I needed someone. I never really liked Bebe, I love you!" Stan said, putting his head down.

"So… We were in a long distance relationship for 2 years after I left and half the fucking time, you were cheating on me! I never want to see you again. I hate you Stan. Get out of my house." I said. Stan just stood there. "Out now before I decide to blow your brains out."

Stan looked confused, so I took out a gun from the closet. It was the same pistol that me and Bebe fought over on the roof of the school that one time. I threaten to blow his brains out one more time and he left the room. I knew the gun was going to kill someone one day. It already killed Kenny once, but he wasn't immortal anymore. He gave up being immortal so he could be normal.

I knew the gun was an insane thing to put in this situation. Stan would probably have told someone about it. But I pulled it out anyway and I always kept it under my bed. Now I know why…

Kenny's POV:

"So, how'd your date with Wendy go?" I asked Kyle as we sat on my couch. "Alright, I guess. I kinda threw up from nerves afterwards. And also from the tacos…"

"Bad move going to Hector's and choosing tacos on a date night you dumb ass." I said to him. Changing the subject I asked, "What did you guys talk about?"

"How me and Stan aren't friends anymore." Kyle answered sadly.

"Oh, right." The whole story flooded back into my head…

"'Cause I don't fucking like you Kyle. I'm not gay"

"Then why did you kiss me, Stan?"

It was a painful story with more painful words. Most of them said by Stan. Then Stan moved to the other side of town and away from Kyle…

Kyle liked Stan. That was it. Then when Kyle told Stan that he liked him, Stan kissed him. After that, Kyle couldn't understand why Stan wouldn't talk to him about what happened that night. Kyle confronted him about it one night:

"Stan, why did you kiss me and then not talk to me about it?"

"'Cause I don't fucking like you Kyle. I'm not gay"

"Then why did you kiss me, Stan?"

"Because I thought I did! I thought, for one, horrible second, I was gay for you. But I know now I'm not," Stan paused for a second, "Me and Bebe are having an affair. I'm cheating on Wendy."

"Stan, you're a complete asshole!"

"Screw you! Welcome to my world! Full of cheaters, liars, hookers, but not gay people. I want you out of my life. Now. Get out of my room, my house, my town, and my life. Now, before I decide I want to start beating the shit out of gays."

"Fine, Stan. I'll go. But one day, you'll regret this. You'll regret everything you ever did to me tonight. I'll make sure of it."

Kyle was right. Stan did regret everything he ever did to Kyle… but I'll get to that later…

A/N: Ooooo Suspense! I love it! I think I nailed gay hating Stan. Not much with Kyle or Wendy though… But check back in a few days for the next chapter in… The Untapped!