Heidi's New Car:

Summary: When Heidi admits that she doesn't know how to drive, Randy, Howard and Cindy decided to teach her how to drive, despite the three of them being 14 years old.

"Guys, come on. We're gonna be late for school." Cindy spoke as she tries to get Randy and Howard's attention as the three are walking to school. "Guys?"

As suspected, neither Randy nor Howard heard Cindy. Instead, they were staring at something as if they were under the siren's spell. Both of their faces are blank, happy expressions. Cindy looks exasperated.

"Guys!"

"Isn't it everything I told you it would be and more?" Randy said to Howard.

"You did not lie, Cunningham." Howard replied happily. "You did not lie."

What Randy and Howard actually saw was a line of expensive cars parked outside the McVroom Car Palace. What caught the boys' eyes the most is the large blue-grayish hummer. A sign on the windshield reads Big in green letters. Randy and Howard are admiring it, but Cindy is annoyed by the boys' fascination in giant vehicles.

"The 2013 McHummer H4" Randy and Howard said at the same time.

Cindy walks up to the hummer and looks at the specifications card on the window.

"Seats made of panther leather?" Cindy reads. "Interior cushion paneling made from polar bear fur? 25 gallons to the mile?!"

Cindy looks at Randy and Howard angrily, her hands starting to form a ghost ray. "This car is an environmental nightmare and it should be destroyed."

"No." Randy replied.

"I could totally haunt this place!" Cindy replied gleefully.

"No."

"Scare people away from here and make them buy something else!"

"No."

"Or you could go ninja and destroy the hummer with your ninja sword!"

"No."

"Cut it out, Cindy." Howard told Cindy. "It's just a cool hummer. Besides, this would be the first time one of your bad ideas got Randy into trouble with the Nomicon. Remember the time you figured out his identity as the ninja when he got the stomach wound from the robo-gorilla?"

"How is that bad?" Cindy told Howard. "If it wasn't for me, Randy would've been dead by now."

Randy only crossed his arms.

"Know how you can say thank you?" Cindy said to Randy. "By helping me destroy a few hummers."

"Cindy, I can't do it." Randy explained. "So unless those cool hummers are used for evil, I can't go ninja and do anything."

"Except wonder if it's got a GPS satellite guidance system and video game controls." Howard said as he eyed the 2013 McHummer H4.

"And don't forget the rims." Randy replied.

"Big spinning rims." Randy and Howard said at the same time in unison.

"Oh I give up." Cindy grumbled as she walks away angrily. "I just wish somebody would destroy these stupid hummers."

As Cindy walks away, Randy and Howard are still admiring the hummer.

"I wonder what this button does." Randy said as he pressed one of the five buttons on the hummer.

One second later, a giant, mechanical owl talon stepped on the hummer, bending the metals and shattering the windows. Randy and Howard are horrified.

"Looks like its ninja O'clock time!" Randy cried as he grabs his ninja mask.

"Lame." Howard muttered as Randy transforms into the Norrisville ninja and got his eyes glued to the mechanical owl.

"And where did that big owl came from anyway?" Cindy asked as she saw the whole thing.

()()()()()

Inside the maximum security prison on a deserted island, police guards are shocked that someone activated Clockwerk's mainframe without the Hate Chip and got away with the crime.

()()()()()

"SMOKE BOMB!"

Howard immediately took his eyes away from the mechanical owl, Clockwerk, and looked at the ninja who held his sword and pointed it at Clockwerk.

"Yay ninja!" Howard cried joyfully.

"Get away, you mechanical fiend!" The ninja yelled at Clockwerk as he defends the second 2013 McHummer H4. "Whatever you do, leave this hummer alone!"

Clockwerk screeched as he makes damage of the ninja with his sharp talons. Unfortunately for him, the ninja bears no injury. Clockwerk ended up succeeding on destroying another 2013 McHummer H4, causing the ninja to get angry.

"NINJA AIR FIST!" the ninja cried as he used his air fist to defeat Clockwerk.

Just as the ninja was about to do more damage, dozens of huge electric cords wrapped around Clockwerk.

"What the juice?" the ninja asked. "Where did the cords come from?"

"This is police business, kid." Replied a feminine voice.

Howard, Cindy and the ninja turned around and saw Inspector Carmelita Fox standing right beside them.

"Good work on defeating the owl, kid." Carmelita said to the ninja as dozens of police men hauled Clockwerk to the big truck. "We'll take it from here."

"How did you get here so fast within seconds?" the ninja asked Carmelita. "That's so bruce."

"And you're one hot vixen." Howard replied lustfully.

"The tracking device on the owl." Carmelita replied. "Works all the time."

"Awesome." Howard said gleefully.

"Shouldn't you kids be off to school or something?"

"We were meaning to do that," the ninja replied as he pulls out a smoke bomb, throws it on the ground in front of him, Howard and Cindy as the three teens disappeared into thin air. "SMOKE BOMB!"

A few seconds after Clockwerk's arrest later, Randy, Howard and Cindy continued on walking to school.

"That was one heck of a battle, Cunningham." Howard told Randy happily.

"None of this would've happened if Cindy didn't go ballistic about McVroom Car Palace's cruelty to animals." Randy replied as he glares at Cindy.

"I had to choose between giant owls and evil hummers." Cindy replied with a smirk. "The owl won."

Randy rolled his eyes as the trio continued on walking to school. By the time they got there, a huge crowd was formed outside of Heidi Weinerman's studio.

"What's up Norrisville High!" Heidi said cheerfully ."This is gossip queen Heidi Weinerman here filling you in with the updates since the last interview with two newest students of Norrisville High - Lina and Cindy Buttowski. Bonus points for the new girls being sisters."

Cindy blushed madly before frowning at Heidi's studio.

"And now here are our latest updates." Heidi continued. "As of now, the lunch ladies in our cafeteria will no longer serve Taco Tuesdays aka. Roadkill Tuesdays."

Most of the students cheered upon hearing the first update.

"Instead, the lunch ladies agreed to give us instead Meaty Mondays." Heidi continued. "Starting next Monday, Norrisville High's own lunch ladies will be serving us nothing but fresh meat for lunch. And I can guarantee you all that there won't be any roadkills on your plates and we certainly don't need to rename Meaty Mondays to Roadkill Mondays."

The students cheer even more, but Cindy grew upset, only because she's a vegetarian and she does not eat anything with a face in it.

"What day is it today?" Cindy asked Randy.

"Wednesday." Randy replied.

"Moving along," Heidi continued. "Our next update is called Grand Theft Auto."

"Oooooh." Howard said. "I like the sound of that."

"Starting today, Norrisville High will be having a huge contest. Note that this contest is for students who are 16 and over. Even I'll be participating. Whoever can find five golden car keys that are hidden somewhere in our school will win a chance to give the 2013 McHummer H4 a test drive on Friday after school. Remember to bring your driver's license with you and start looking for the golden keys!"

Almost all of the 11th and 12th graders cheer and ran across the hallways, looking for five golden car keys to win a test run on the 2013 McHummer H4.

"This is going to be a long week." Cindy groaned.

()()()()()

At lunchtime, Randy, Howard and Cindy are eating lunch together at their usual table. Howard is eating a meat sandwich which caused Cindy to faint only once upon smelling meat.

"Why did you faint?" Howard asked Cindy. "This meat sandwich isn't gonna hurt you."

"I haven't mention this to any of you guys before, but I'm a strict vegetarian." Cindy told Howard and Randy.

"Which means what?"

"She doesn't eat anything with a face on it." Randy replied.

Before Howard could say anything else, Heidi came by and sat next to Cindy.

"What do you want, sis?" Howard asked Heidi rudely. "We're having a nice lunch here."

"Can you guys keep a secret?" Heidi asked.

"What secret?"

"Will any of you guys promise me to not tell anyone if I tell you what I'm about to tell you in the next few seconds?"

"WHAT SECRET!?"

Cindy slaps Howard to keep him quiet. Randy and Heidi could sense the early embarrassment as a few students stopped whatever they're doing and look at the trio and Heidi.

"The cafeteria has ears." Cindy whispered to Randy, Howard and Heidi. "It's best if we find a nice, quiet place to discuss this."

Randy, Howard and Heidi agreed as the four quietly leave the cafeteria and walk into the near empty hallways. Then, Cindy spots a broom closet and got everyone to get inside. Cindy checks her surroundings and the hallway before closing the door.

"No one will hear us as long as we're in the broom closet." Cindy told Randy, Howard and Heidi.

"Keep your voice down next time," Randy told Howard. "It's bad enough that we've already attracted attention from a few kids that were at the cafeteria."

"I can't help it if I got a big-mouth, Cunningham." Howard replied. "None of this would've happened if Heidi hadn't butted in while we're eating out lunches."

"Can't you save the argument for later, Howard?" Heidi snapped at Howard. "I have something to tell all three of you in private."

"We're listening." Randy replied.

"Y'know the contest that is going on today? Where the winner will get a chance to give the 2013 McHummer H4 a test drive on Friday after school?" Heidi asked.

"Yeah," Cindy replied. "And I also remembered that on Monday, the cafeteria will be serving us Meaty Mondays, which I don't like because I'm a strict vegetarian."

"Which means what?"

"She doesn't eat anything with a face on it." Randy and Howard told Heidi at the same time.

"Whatever," Heidi continued. "There's something I need to tell all three of you. Promise you won't tell anyone what I've just said to you?"

"We promise." Randy replied, his hand rested on his chest.

"Right, Howard?" Cindy said to Howard.

"Alright," Howard replied, grumbling in the process. "I promise I won't tell a soul about this."

"Thanks guys." Heidi continues.

"So what is it that you want to tell us?" Randy asked.

"I don't know how to drive." Heidi confessed.

"What?" Cindy and Randy asked.

"I don't know how to drive a car."

This caused Howard to laugh.

"You don't know how to drive a car?" Howard asked his sister, still laughing. "How old are you?"

"If you were smart enough to listen for once, I'm 16!" Heidi yelled at her brother who is rolling on the floor, laughing. "I'm in 11th grade."

"Well that's no big deal," Cindy replied calmly. "Lina's 17 and she doesn't know how to drive a car, compared to Cousin Kick who is a pro at driving a car and yet he's 13 years old."

But Howard is still laughing which caused the others to give him angry looks.

"That's not even funny, Howard." Randy angrily told Howard.

"But it is, bro." Howard replied, still laughing. "I can't believe that my sister doesn't know how to drive a car. Wait till I tell everybody about this."

"Howard, you promised your sister not to tell everyone about this!" Cindy yelled at Howard. "I can't believe you're such a jerkass. To your sister."

"It's part of nature's life cycle, Cindy."

This caused Randy to punch Howard by the arm. Howard flinched and stops laughing.

"Here's what we'll do," Randy told everyone in the broom closet. "After school, we teach Heidi how to drive a car so that she'll be able to drive by Friday."

"You guys will teach me how to drive?" Heidi asked. "But you're only 14?"

"It's the risk we're going to take. TO THE DRIVER'S HANDIBOOK!"

"This is going to be a long week." Cindy groaned.

()()()()()

At Randy and Howard's tree-house after school, Randy, Howard, Cindy and Heidi are reading the Driver's Handibook. Heidi is expected to be tested by knowledge and understanding.

"To get your vehicle out of a skid," Cindy questions Heidi. "You should a) steer straight ahead, b) steer in the opposite direction of the skid, c) steer in the direction you want to go, or d) apply brakes hard?"

"It's d) apply brakes hard." Howard told Cindy. "Is that correct?"

"Let Heidi answer the question." Randy told Howard.

"It's c) steer in the direction you want to go." Heidi answered Cindy's question.

"That's one point for the gossip queen and zero points for her loudmouthed brother." Cindy said before getting Randy to ask Heidi the next question.

"When may you lend your driver's license?" Randy asked Heidi the next question.

"For identification purposes." Heidi answer.

"But that's when you're wrong. It is not permitted to lend your driver's license to anyone. Not even your best friend whose license got suspended for impaired driving."

"I didn't know that."

"Life's such a big mystery when it comes to driving." Cindy said to Heidi. "Next question, never change lanes in traffic without a) looking in the rear view mirror only, b) giving proper signal and looking to make sure the move can be made safely, c) blowing your horn and looking to the rear, or d) decreasing speed and giving correct signal?"

"The answer's b." Heidi replied.

"That is correct."

"Now let's get Heidi to the DMV so she can get her driver's license before Friday!" Howard cried excitedly. "Maybe if she's lucky, she would win a chance to give the 2013 McHummer H4 a test run! That would be so bruce!"

Cindy, Randy and Heidi frowned at Howard's suggestion.

"Time to send Heidi to the DMV tomorrow after school?" Randy asked Cindy.

"Time to send Heidi to the DMV tomorrow after school." Cindy replied.

"What does DMV mean anyway?" Howard asked.

"The Department of Motorized Vehicles."

()()()()()

One studying hour later, Heidi, Randy, Howard and Cindy are at Cindy's place, looking at the old 1970s corvette.

"This is the family's practice car." Cindy explained to Heidi, Randy and Howard. "Me and my siblings would often use the car to practice driving during our spare time at the open field."

"And where's the open field?" Howard asked Cindy.

"Not far from here. But don't worry, I'm a safe driver. I can take you guys there to do a little practice driving before going to the DMV tomorrow."

"But you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license." Heidi told Cindy. "And you have to be 16 to do so."

"About that," Cindy pulls something out from her hood pockets. It's her driver's license.

"How did you get your driver's license?" Randy asked Cindy as the group gets inside the car.

"Got it in Chicago last year." Cindy replied as she starts the car. "My dad makes me get mine early so that I won't have to wait until I'm 16 to do so. Plus he wants to prove everyone that a 13-year old is capable of driving safely."

"Nice."

()()()()()

One trip to the open field later, Randy and Howard are sitting at the back passenger seat, Cindy at the front passenger's seat while Heidi is sitting at the driver's seat. Cindy had time to set the open field into an obstacle field.

"Now," Cindy begins. "Before we begin the driving lesson, do you have any idea on how to drive a car?"

"I think so." Heidi replied.

"Okay, put your foot on the brakes, and set the car to drive."

Heidi did what Cindy had told her. She placed her foot on the brakes and sets the car to drive. The car didn't move.

"Now I want you to lift your foot off the brakes and lightly touch the gas pedal."

Heidi did what Cindy had told her, but instead of a light touch, Heidi hits the gas pedal really heard which caused the car to go at unbelievable speed. Heidi ended up driving the car out of the obstacle course and into the roads. She accidentally hits a mailbox, a stop sign, a robo-ape, a cow, Glen Quagmire (he survived though) and a 300-pound man (he also survived.) During the ride, Randy and Howard are having the best times of their lives but Cindy was about to get a heart attack. And despite the unbelievable speed the car was going, Heidi is able to drive pretty well.

Later, Heidi crashed into the garage door at Cindy's place. Heidi puts the car in park and turns off the engine.

"That's so bruce!" Howard cheered. "Let's do that again!"

"I think we had enough driving for one day." Cindy replied as she tries to recover from getting shocked. "Plus I'll have to explain to my dad about that dent on the garage door."

"Agreed." Heidi replied as she, Randy and Howard walked home.

"See you guys at the DMV tomorrow." Randy cried.

()()()()()

Melody Times: "Norrisville's Greatest Criminal Mind" performed by McFist (and Viceroy)

It all began in McFist's HQ where McFist gets angry that his henchmen failed to destroy the ninja. But he didn't give up. He always had another plan to destroy the ninja for good.

McFist: From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job
That cunning display that made China a sob

Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course

"You've outdone yourself, sir." Viceroy told McFist.

McFist: My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain

Robo-Apes: Even meaner? You mean it?

Viceroy: Worse than the widows and orphans the sorcerer drowned?

Robo-Apes: You're the best of the worst around

Oh, McFist
Oh, McFist
The rest fall behind
To McFist
To McFist
Norrisville's greatest criminal mind

McFist: Thank you, thank you.

But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar.
I've had my share of adversity, thanks to that sneaky little varmint,
The ninja of Norrisville High.

For years, that sneaky ninja had interfered with my plans
I haven't had a moment's peace of mind.

But all that's in the past.
This time, nothing, not even the ninja, can stay in my way!

All will bow before the sorcerer!

Robo-Apes: Oh, McFist
Oh, McFist
You're tops and that's that
To McFist
To McFist

Viceroy: To McFist, Norrisville's greatest billionaire

Robo-Apes: Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're more evil than even you

Oh, McFist
Oh, McFist
You're one of a kind
To McFist
To McFist
Norrisville's greatest criminal mind!

()()()()()

The next day after school, Randy, Cindy, Heidi and Howard decided to go to the DMV so Heidi can get her driver's license. When they got there, most of the 16-year old customers took a glance at Heidi, and then whisper something to themselves.

"Ignore them." Cindy told Heidi as the gang walk up to the counter where they saw an overweight black woman standing behind the counter. She had a tag name on her shirt which reads Nancy Simpson.

"Hi," Heidi greeted Nancy Simpson. "I like to have a driver's license and operate a vehicle with it."

"First, you have to take the test to do so." Nancy told Heidi as she gives her a clipboard. "Before we can get you to do the test, I would like you to fill out the application form."

Heidi did what Nancy told her, and fills out her application form in less than 30 seconds. She gives Nancy her application form.

"There's a door on your right." Nancy said to Heidi. "Go through there and you should be doing the written test once you get there."

"How many chances am I allowed to have for the day?" Heidi asked Nancy.

"You get two chances. If you fail twice on the same day, you'll have to wait until tomorrow to take the test again."

"Wish me luck." Heidi said to Randy, Cindy and Howard as she walks through the doorway on her right.

()()()()()

Meanwhile, McFist is driving around town with Viceroy as his passenger. As McFist is driving, his cell-phone went off. McFist answers the phone and finds himself driving while talking on the phone at the same time.

"Hello." McFist answered.

"Oh, Hannibal could you do me a teensy little favor?" Marci's voice was heard on the other line.

"Anything for you, dear."

"Could you by any chance stop by the dry cleaners? I left my velvet emerald dress there and I can't leave the school for some reason."

"Why?"

"Bash got in trouble at school again."

"Don't you worry my little cupcake. I'll stop by the dry cleaners as soon as possible."

But as McFist hangs up while driving, he ended up driving through a red light.

"Sir," Viceroy warned McFist. "You've just drove through a red light."

"Does it look like I care?" McFist shouted at Viceroy. "What's illegal about that?"

But then, police sirens are heard from behind. McFist angrily pulls up as the police pulls up behind his car. McFist sits still as the police officer walks towards his car.

"What seems to be the problem, officer?" McFist asked the police officer.

"Sir, you've been caught driving through a red light." The police officer replied. "Also, you can't talk on a cell-phone while driving without a hands-free device."

"What is this? Communist Russia?"

"Can I see your driver's license?"

McFist reached through his pockets and gives the police officer his driver's license. The police officer took a good look at it, but gives McFist a disappointed look.

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your car." The police officer told McFist.

"Why?" McFist asked.

"Your license has expired."

"EXPIRED!?" McFist cried as he and Viceroy stepped out of the car, while the tow truck takes McFist's car away.

"You can get your vehicle back, sir." The police officer told McFist as he gives him the ticket. "After you get a valid driver's license at the DMV."

()()()()()

Several minutes later, Heidi walks out of the testing room and approaches Nancy at the counter with her test paper. Nancy took a good look at the test and then at Heidi.

"You passed." Nancy replied. "With three wrong answers."

"Well I guess this wasn't so hard." Heidi replied. "So, do I get my driver's license right now?"

"That was the written test. You'll need to pass the driving test in order to get your license."

"Where do I go to do that?"

"You do it outside. There's a driving instructor waiting for you."

Heidi goes outside while Randy, Howard and Cindy waited inside. At the same time, McFist and Viceroy enter the DMV and walk up to the counter where they saw Nancy standing behind the counter.

"I like to renew my driver's license please." McFist told Nancy.

"First, you have to take the test to do so." Nancy told mcFist as she gives him a clipboard. "Before we can get you to do the test, I would like you to fill out the application form."

McFist did what Nancy told him, and fills out his application form in less than 45 seconds. He gives Nancy his application form.

"There's a door on your right." Nancy said to McFist. "Go through there and you should be doing the written test once you get there."

"How many chances am I allowed to have for the day?" McFist asked Nancy.

"You get two chances. If you fail twice on the same day, you'll have to wait until tomorrow to take the test again."

McFist said nothing as he walks through the door on his right and proceeds to take the test.

()()()()()

Outside the DMV …

"NEXT!" yelled the driving instructor as Heidi enters the DMV car.

"Hi." Heidi greeted sweetly.

"Name?"

"Heidi Weinerman."

"Age?"

"16."

"First time driving and getting your license?"

"First time driving and getting my license."

"Now before we start, I like to say a few things to you." The instructor said to Heidi. "I take my job seriously. If you're to make one too many mistakes on your driving test, you'll fail miserably. Any questions?"

"No." Heidi replied.

"Alright then. Make a right turn at the exit."

Heidi did what the driving instructor said as she turns right at the exit. She drives so smoothly that it made the instructor and everyone who was at the DMV impressed.

Everyone at the DMV: Whoooh ooooh who's that girl?
Whoooh ooooh who's that girl?

Cindy: She came out of the darkness in the middle of the day,
Blazing like a mother with a fist of dynamite.

Randy: She ain't fooling no one on that pile of chrome and steel,
Burning up the pavement like she was some kind of wheel.

Howard: She's looking for a way to not bust the DMV car
So she can drive freely with a driver's license

Teenagers: The only thing you irresponsible driver are gonna do is eat her dust!

Everyone at the DMV: Who's that girl?

Police Officer: Where did she come from?

Everyone at the DMV: Who's that girl?

Nerdy Teenager: Please tell me someone.

Cindy: I never knew a preppy girl could be so cool.

Everyone at the DMV: Whoa oh, oh
Who's that girl?

Cindy: She's just amazing!

Randy: From headlight to tailpipe, her burners are blazing

Howard: Seems to me that she can really…

Everyone at the DMV: Drive!

Heidi stops at a red light. When the lights turned green, she smoothly turned left. This awes the other drivers.

Drivers: Who's that girl, who's that girl?
Whooo ooooh who's that girl?
Whooo ooooh who's that girl?

Who's that girl?

Taxi Driver: Where did she come from?

Drivers: Who's that girl?

Bus Driver: Where can I get one?

Heidi: They never knew that I could be so cool.

Drivers: Whoa oh, oh
Who's that girl?

Police Officere: Driving that white car?

Heidi: What would they say if they knew I couldn't drive before?

Howard: Seems to me that she can really…

Drivers: Drive!

Police Officer: Won't somebody tell me

Everyone at the DMV: Who's that girl?

Drivers: Who's that girl?

Whooo ooooh who's that girl?
Whooo ooooh who's that girl?
Whooo ooooh who's that girl?

Heidi stops at a stop sigh, looks both ways and then proceeds with caution. She's coming back to the DMV.

Everyone at the DMV: Who's that girl?

Taxi Driver: Where did she come from?

Drivers: Who's that girl?

Quagmire: Where can I get one?

Heidi: They never knew that I could be so cool.

Everyone at the DMV: Whoa oh, oh
Who's that girl?

Bash: With long flowing red hair

Heidi: What would they say if they knew I couldn't drive before?

Randy, Howard and Cindy: Seems to me that she can really…

All: Drive!

Heidi pulls up at the parking lot, sets the car to part and turns off the engine.

"Well that's the end of our driving test." The instructor told Heidi. "This test is marked on a scale from 1 to 100, and by what you've just did today, what grade would you give yourself?"

"85." Heidi replied.

"I think your score was more than that. Maybe a 99."

The driving instructor gives Heidi a passing grade. Heidi is now able to get a driver's license.

()()()()()

One hour later, Heidi is seen driving her new car which is, much to Cindy's dismay, the 2013 McHummer H4.

"I can't believed you guys talk to me into getting one of those evil hummers for Heidi." Cindy spoke to Randy and Howard, looking a little upset. "I thought the giant mechanical owl destroyed them yesterday."

"Hey, McFist owns this product and this town," Howard replied. "He's like a god to this town, since he has lots of money."

"Seems to me that this McFist guy is more like a dictator."

"Maybe so, once you get to know him." Randy replied.

Heidi however continues on driving smoothly.

"Thanks for teaching me how to drive, guys." Heidi said to Randy, Howard and Cindy. "If it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't be driving right now. Is there anything I can do to repay the favor?"

"Yeah." Howard replied. "How about we tell the whole school about that secret of yours from yesterday."

"Forget it, Howard." Randy told Howard. "The secret's long gone."

"Sandy's right, Howard." Heidi also told Howard. "My secret's no more and I don't have to let it out once I got my driver's license."

"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S RANDY!" Randy, Howard and Cindy yelled at Heidi.

()()()()()

Extra Scene:

Back at the DMV, McFist walks out of the testing room and approaches Nancy at the counter with his test paper. Nancy took a good look at the test and then at McFist.

"I'm sorry." Nancy replied. "You failed."

"What?" McFist cried. "How did I fail?"

"Hey, hey. You can take the test again. You get one more chance on this."

McFist grabs another test sheet and writes the test again. One hour later, he gives his second test paper to Nancy.

"You passed." Nancy told McFist. "With four answers wrong."

"Naturally." McFist replied. "Now, my driver's license."

"That was the written test. You'll need to pass the driving test in order to renew your license."

"This is wonk."