Patricia
"So yeah she's sick," I finished off my story to Eddie. He rubbed the back of his neck.
"Aw, that sucks," Eddie said. "I want to send her something,"
"Eddie, you can't do that," I said.
"Why not?" He asked.
"Ellie and I aren't supposed to be rich. You're sending all this fancy shit," I said.
"She's five she won't be thinking about it," He said. "Just a doll or something," He said. A doll with him turns into a dollhouse, then a doll mansion, then the doll needs a whole set of cars, then a wardrobe, then a best friend, then more friends, then husbands, and teachers and it's just a lot.
"Fine, Eddie," I agreed knowing he'd send it anyway.
"Great it should be there in 10 minutes," He said. I sighed.
"You already bought the stuff and sent it earlier didn't you?" I asked.
"Maybe," He trailed. I rolled my eyes. "I got you something too, since your birthday's coming soon," He said.
"Oh joy," I said sarcastically. I really don't want to do anything. All of my fun has been made to be child appropriate.
"I have something planned," He said evilly.
"You know I can't be doing shit on the fly," I said.
"Would you like to know what I have planned for my Queen?" He asked.
"What?" I asked.
"Close your eyes," He said. I closed my eyes. "Imagine a city with great food," He said.
"I like food," I said.
"Great fashion," He said.
"Eh," I said.
"Great sights," He said.
"Okay," I said. "Just tell me," I said.
"Paris," He said. I opened my eyes.
"Paris?" I asked.
"Yeah, I have connections and it's age appropriate for Ellie. She'll like the frufru girly shit," He said. I laughed.
"It's the city of romance, your kind of place," I said.
"Eh, I'm more of a exotic kind of guy," He said. "But what do you think?"
"Sounds good," I said. Paris could be a good break.
"But there's more," He said.
"I could never expect less from you," I said. He smiled, winking.
"I've planned your Christmas," He said. "Well more for Ellie, it's what I did for Christmas when I was little,"
"What sit around a fire where the flames beamed gold," I teased.
"Hardee har har very funny," He said puckering his lips. "No, the Swiss Alps," He said. I spit out my water.
"Swiss Alps?" I asked. My Christmas was a huge family dinner where I was forced into dumb dresses and to be nice.
"Yeah. I skied, snowboarded, went around the fire. How I spent my Christmas break," He said. "Just me, my mom, sometimes Fabian and whoever my Mom's boyfriend was at the time," He said.
"What if Ellie has an invite to some Christmas thing?" I asked.
"It can be rescheduled, I want her to have a childhood like me," He said. "Well better than me," He said.
"Is it just me and her?" I asked.
"And Jerome and Fabian," He said.
"No," I whined.
"Why not?" He asked.
"They have their own Christmas to deal with. Kids and families," I said. He puckered his lips.
"Fine, I'll fine someone with no family to watch you," He said.
"I'm not a child," I said.
"I know but I'm just trying to keep you safe," He said. My doorbell rang.
"I guess that's your gift," I said. He shrugged innocently. I shook my head and walked to the door. I opened it and saw a man. I signed for the package and two other guys came in with their arms full of stuff. I went back to my laptop. "I fucking knew you would pull this shit," I said.
"I don't know what you mean," Eddie said picking the dirt under his nails.
"Eddie, she has Barbie land now!" I exclaimed.
"No," He said. "She has Bratz land, as well. Very different," He said. I shook my head and watched the men unpackage the toys in Ellie's room. Soon Ellie came out of the room.
"Momma, who are they?" Ellie asked rubbing her eyes. She was dragging her stuffed giraffe on the floor behind her.
"They're helping put up your new toys," I said putting her into my lap. She nodded.
"Who's that?" She asked pointing to my screen. Eddie's eyes widened.
"Oh that's just a picture sweetie," I lied. Eddie stayed perfectly still.
"Of who?" She asked.
"Just a weirdo, now go play with your new toys," I said sending her off. "What do you want for dinner?"
"Icecream," She said.
"Chicken it is," I said. She pouted and ran off. I turned back to Eddie. "She's gone,"
"Good," He said relaxing. I got up and went to the oven. "So are you cooking now? Like Betty Crocker," He said. I rolled my eyes.
"I am not a Suzy home maker," I said ripping open a package of chicken. "I just cook so she can eat healthy," I said. I started to wash the chicken.
"Nah, you're a mommy now," He said.
"And you're a daddy," I said.
"I'm a cool guy," He said.
"Whatever," I said shaking my head. The men finished up in Ellie's room and one handed me a package. I finished up with my chicken, putting it into the oven and then held up the package to the camera. "What did you get me?" I asked.
"Things," He said. I smiled and opened it up. As I did I heard the worst voice.
"Edison!" Jelena's voice rang through Eddie and I's house.
"Mom, how the hell did you get in here?" Eddie yelled. From what I know shit in that house is locked down more than a prison.
"You forgot to call me," She said coming into the room.
"I asked you a question," He said. She crinkled up her nose at me.
"Ew, Patricia," She said.
"Nice to see you too Jelena," I said smiling. She gave me a look of disdain.
"Mom, you aren't going to mess with Patricia," Eddie said.
"I'm doing what I want," Jelena said. "Anyway I am your mother I expect you to call me," She said.
"No you can't and I'm an adult," He said.
"An adult who I can take his job away," She said.
"It's my business now, not Jelena's," He said.
"Don't call me Jelena," She said through gritted teeth.
"I don't get why you can't be nice to Patricia. She's gone," He said.
"Yes and she's still living off you and took my grandchild away," She said.
"You said you didn't want Ellie and she wasn't yours!" He exclaimed.
"She's a golddigger," She said ignoring his statement.
"Takes one to know one," I sang opening my package.
"Shut up, Slutty Spice no one asked you," She snapped.
"Oooh Slutty Spice, that's new Jelena," I said. "But you don't scare me, and you're just jealous Eddie and I are a couple," I said.
"I'm done talking to you peasant," She said then snapped the disconnect button. Jelena is one thing that I don't miss.
Hello. I'm so sore! It was so hot and I was running today. Ugh, the lockerroom was just a bunch of sweaty girls running around trying to look good. It sort of worked. I have a question. Do you think I should add Piper's life into the story? That would be sorta cool. Right? I don't know you guys tell me. If you know what happens later in the series then that could be kind of cool. But eh I hope you enjoyed, and the weekends coming soon soooo hopefully faster updates. Oh my gosh so today my friend was in the hallways and some big chick was like "motherfucking freshman" then shoved her into the lockers! That was so mean! I hate people like that :/. I have to know where Luxembourg and U.A.E is on a map tomorrow for a quis. I know where Luxembourg is but U.A.E is some small country in the Middle east and it's just a lot. Also my bday is coming up soon! Well not that soon is in October but still soon. I think I'm just going to like have a getaway weekend in a hotel, just me, my mom and my friend and legit I don't have to do much more than that. Maybe go shopping. My birthday celebrations have turned down as I got older but anyways hope you enjoyed :D.
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