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Ninja Kai
The Chunin Exam
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Naruto was meditating "about time sensei," said Naruto as Kakashi appeared.
"Hey Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura; I nominated you for the chunin exams," said the masked ninja.
"Meet at the academy in two days from now," said Kakashi
"Now I got to get ready for my date," said Kakashi with a giggle.
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Naruto walked to the academy and saw his teammates there "your guy ready?" asked Naruto.
"Don't hold me back," said Sasuke as he walked to the academy.
They get inside and see a crowd gathered at the door. "Let us in," said a girl with buns for hair.
"You think this is a game," said a Genin who was blocking the door "drop the genjutsu," said Sasuke.
Naruto walked to the other side and watched the spectacle as Sasuke was challenge to a fight by a Genin with a green body suit and big ass eyebrows named Rock Lee
"Sasuke; he is much stronger then you so be cautious," said Naruto
"I am Uchiha so he is weak," said Sasuke.
Sasuke goes for a punch but misses "Konoha senpu," said Rock Lee as he kicked the black haired boy back.
Lee then kicked him the sir "so he know the Lotus," said Naruto.
"Better put a stop to this before," thought Naruto as he disappears and knock s Lee to the ground.
"Sorry Lee but can't have you killing my teammate," said Naruto.
Lee what have I told you about showing you fighting before the exam; said a voice as a Turtle walks out.
"Now to face your punishment; here is Gai," said the Turtle as a green spandex wearing Jounin appears.
"Lee I told you not to use that movie," said Gai.
"I am ready," said Lee as he is punched.
"I am sorry it had to come to this Lee," he said
"Gai-sensei
"Lee
Gai-sensei
Lee
Gai-sensei
"I recommend you two turn around if you don't want to be scarred for life," said Naruto
The two looked on as the two men hugged each other and a beach and sunset appears "Kai, Kai," said the two Genins.
"Shit it is real," said Sasuke
Naruto sigh and grabs his team and head up stairs. They get there and see Kakashi at the doorway "glade you made it cause if one of you didn't I would turn the other two back," said Kakashi.
"Good luck," said Kakashi
Naruto walked in "Sasuke," shouted a female voice as a blond blur rush the emo boy and hugs him
"Ino-pig let Sasuke-kun go," shouted Sakura.
"Man you are here; troublesome," said a lazy voice
"Naruto smile and see a red head "hey Gaara," said the blond.
The red headed ninja turns "Naruto I see they let you comeback," said the red head.
"How was your training with Grand Kai?" asked the blond
"Brutal but better than your training; I had to fight all the fighter on his planet," said Gaara
"I got off light," said Gaara.
Naruto looked at a grey hair Genin as he read Gaara profile.
"Next Naruto Uzumaki on team with Sasuke and Sakura with sensei Kakashi; his ninjutsu and Taijutsu are off the charts. A he has completed a shit load of D rank and 2 C rank and 1 C turned S rank," said the Genin with a whistle
His Genjutsu is C rank but he is getting better," said the Genin
Naruto and Gaara eyes narrow "his level is greater then Genin," said Naruto.
"I need to talk to Lord Hokage as soon as possible," said Gaara
Naruto nodded his head and watched as three sound ninja attack the Genin Naruto learned was named Kabuto.
"Maggots settle down and no fighting," said a deep voice.
"Everyone pick a seat," said a man with a bandana on his face
"I am Ibiki and I am you protect for a written test," said the man
The Genin listened as Ibiki told them the rules and told everyone to put flip their test up.
After a bunch of teams failed Ibiki growled as he saw Naruto sleeping.
"Hey Blondie why are not writing?" said Ibiki
"I passed already," said Naruto.
Ibiki walked to the blond and got in his face "so you think you're smart," said Ibiki.
Naruto took out a little spay and sprayed in Ibiki's mouth "your breath stinks,"
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In the jounin lounge was pure silence "He," started Asuma
"Did," said Kakashi
"Not," said Gai
"Do," said Kurenai
"That," said Anko.
All of them fell on the floor and start to laugh "that was great," said Asuma
"My eternal Rival your student must have balls of steel," said Gai loudly.
Kurenai blush but hides it.
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Ibiki smirk "thank for the update," said the protector.
Three more teams quit "you're welcome," said Naruto waving to Ibiki.
Ibiki walk back to the front "the final question will be given but first if you take the question and get it wrong you can't be chunin at all," said Ibiki.
"If you quite you can try later," he said making everyone yell and holler.
"After waiting a few more team quit "anyone else," said Ibiki but heard two snores.
He saw Shikamaru and Naruto sleeping "wake up," he said as he threw and eraser at Naruto only for it to be caught "good morning," said Naruto.
"I can't take this; you all pass," said Ibiki as a window exploded and a banner that read single sexy Anko.
"You're early," said the Ibiki.
Twenty seven team, Ibiki your getting soft," said a female.
"We have a good crop this year," said the proctor.
"I will cut them down by half," said the female
Everyone to Area 44 don't be late," she said. Everyone but Naruto and Gaara leave the room and the two Genin walk up to the proctor "there is a problem," said Naruto
"We need to talk to Lord Hokage," said Gaara.
Ibiki nod his head "Anko stall the other," said Ibiki as the two shunshin away with the male proctor.
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In the office Sarutobi looked at the two "so Sand and Sound are trying to attack the Leaf?" he asked
"My father didn't want to but he was murdered and no one but my sensei and my sibling believe me," said Gaara.
Orochimaru is behind it,"
"I would like any Sand prisoner to be released after the invasion," said Gaara.
"So what are you going to do?" asked Sarutobi.
"I will not fight for earthier side if I can avoid it," said the sand ninja.
"Very well I agree to your terms," said the Hokage
The two Genin disappear to head to the second exam.
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Naruto appeared next to his team "where the hell where you baka," shouted the pink haired banshee.
"Shut it," said the blond.
"Now this test is capture the scroll; each team will have a heaven scroll of earth and must get the two," said Anko.
"You have five days to complete it," she said.
"If you want to eat there is edible plants and bug," she said.
Now sign these waivers," said Anko.
Naruto signed his and got the scroll "I will hold the scroll dope," said Sasuke.
Naruto hands it to him "fine," said the blond.
"Just one more thing; don't die," she said as the gates open and the teams rushes in.
Naruto was keeping his ki abilities hidden as he stopped "we're being followed," said the blond.
"Yeah right dope," said Sasuke.
Naruto deflects a ki blast "no why here," he thought.
Sasuke; Sakura; leave now," said Naruto.
"I will fight; cause you are weak," said Sasuke.
"A female walks out; looks like the prey is going to fight," said the female.
"No; you are not a Genin," said Naruto.
"Well I assume you sensed my level," said the female.
"Confirmed; Orochimaru but how do you know ki?" asked Naruto.
Naruto notices an M on his head "now you are the main threat," said Orochimaru as he flies at Naruto and the blond meet him half way.
Naruto goes for a punch but it is blocked and he is kicked back "Snake Beam," said the Sannin as he fire a purple beam that moves like a snake.
Naruto growls and a barrier is formed blocking the attack.
Naruto levitates and flies into the Sannin sending him back "crap he much stronger then I am," thought the blond.
A red glow is seen from Naruto as his hair turn red and eye forest green "know I am stronger," said Naruto.
Orochimaru smiles and fire a ki blast at Naruto but it is knocked away. Flash Cannon," said Naruto as he hits the Sannin.
A hand appears out of his mouth and his shed his skin "sick," said Naruto.
Sasuke was getting pissed "how is he stronger than me," thought the avenger.\
Orochimaru bites Sasuke on his neck "he will come to me for power," said the Sannin as he flies away.
Naruto picks Sasuke up and he and Sakura head to the tower.
"I will get a scroll keep an eye on Sasuke," he said.
The pink girl nod her head as Naruto flies away.
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Naruto appears after sensing Sakura energy level drop and sees Sakura on the ground bleeding facing down sound Genin.
Naruto sighs and disappears knocking out the Genin. Naruto turns his head and see Sasuke with black marks on his body "fight me," he demand
"We will fight in the tournament," said the blond unlashing ki.
"Fine," said Sasuke as his mark recede from Naruto ki.
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They make it to the tower and open their scrolls. In a puff of smoke Kakashi appears "good you made it," he said.
"You have two day to rest; I will take you to your rooms," said Kakashi.
Naruto looks at the jounin "we face a snake," said Naruto.
"I see," said Kakashi.
Sasuke and Sakura head to you rooms Naruto is to meet with the Hokage," said Kakashi.
"Why does he get to go?" demanded Sasuke.
"I said so Genin," said Kakashi.
Naruto and Kakashi walk away. "So; how are you treating my Kaa-san?" asked Naruto.
"We tried to enjoy our self and we have fun," said Kakashi.
"My threat of castrating you; then using a thousand year of death on you with ki still stand," said Naruto calmly.
Kakashi was sweating "I won't hurt her; she is teaching me some ki manipulation," said the jounin.
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Kakashi and Naruto enter the Hokage office in the tower "we have a problem Lord Hokage," said Naruto.
"I heard what happened. How is everyone?" said Sarutobi.
"Sasuke has gotten a curse mark from what I saw; but that is not the problem," said Naruto
"The snake know ki and is stronger than before," said Naruto.
"I think inviting Supreme Kais will help us greatly," said the blond
"I will let them watch the matches," said the Hokage.
"Make one of them your body guards just in case; the rest will be standby it they agree," said Naruto.
"That is a fine suggestion," said Kakashi.
"I agree," said Sarutobi.
"Thank you for letting me know; good luck in the next round," said The Hokage.
Naruto teleported away leaving the two men in the office.
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A/N: Now we introduce the M that is people foreheads. Gaara was trained by the Grand Kai and Naruto did meet him.
"I have made my call of when Naruto will leave planet. It will be right after the exam or during.