I do not own Criminal Minds or any of the characters, even though I really want to.

Sorry for the late update, the really late update, but I haven't been able to write. Like at all.

Derek's POV

We walked over to the courthouse and just went inside. JJ looked at me and then grinned. "You know, you two are a cute couple. I've been trying to find out what we could call your relationship. We could do that stupid thing where we mix names together, but that would be stupid. I was thinking we could call you guys "the beauty and his beast"."

Reid and I both stopped walking and looked at her. "What is wrong with you?" I finally asked her.

"I don't know." She admitted.

We walked inside and there seemed to be a lineup, or a waiting room or something. Reid went up to the front and JJ sat down beside another couple. They looked really hung over.

"You too?" They asked, gesturing to their wedding rings.

JJ shook her head. "Nope, he married his best friend over there." She said and pointed to Reid.

The guy didn't stop laughing until I glared at him, and even after he just held in laughing. I didn't blame him, a big guy like me marrying a small guy like Reid didn't seem like it would happen all the time.

Reid walked back over to us and sighed, holding one of the papers they gave him in his hand. "They said they could help us early next month."

"Next month? Did you pull the FBI card?" I asked and he nodded.

"They didn't care." He muttered. "We could go and get these tattoo's removed I guess?"

"No, we need to get this reversed." I told him and stood up, walking to the front. "Yeah hi, my friend and I need a divorce before we leave the state. Soon as possible. Early next month isn't an alternative, okay?"

The woman looked at me, obviously not caring. "We can help you early next month."

"I don't think you understand-"

"No, I don't; think you understand. We are swamped with people that got married and don't want it. We can't deal with it all. Now you two can be married without it affecting your life much. So go back to your husband, have a nice honeymoon, and come back early next month."

I nodded slowly and then walked back over to them. I saw JJ holding in laughing. "Don't say anything." I growled and we walked out of the building.

"I don't think they're busy. One of the shortest marriages in Vegas only lasted eight hours." Reid told us. It seemed to be the only fact that he had said all day.

I smirked and then looked down at the tattoo. "Next up, getting rid of this."

"I don't think it can be removed the next day..." Reid told me and cleared his throat.

"You're kidding, right?" I asked and he shook his head. "I can live with being Derek Morgan-Reid, but not having this thing on my arm."

"Aw, you're taking his last name?" JJ smiled and I looked at her.

"Shut up." I said and got in the car.

"She is enjoying this way too much." Reid said and I smirked.

"Yup." I said as she got in the car.

"So should we try the doctor, or just go back to the hotel? Because I agree with Reid, we can't get it off in one day, and right after." JJ said and looked at us both.

I sighed and nodded. "Let's just go to the hotel. My head is killing me."

Finished. Now I will try to update again soon!