Author's Notes: I know I haven't updated in a while, sorry about that, I've been busy lately. So, as always, expect OOC a sexy potato, and some other weird stuff.

Mikasa's POV:

I didn't know where I was running to but I had to get out of there. I begged that Armin was wrong about Eren, I truly did, but when I saw the way he looked up at Levi... I could feel the hot tears leak down my face. Damn, I feel so weak. I was such a fool, I should have realized. I couldn't help but think back to what Armin was about to say. I felt my heart squeeze with guilt. I haven't even gave him a chance. He was always there for me, he always went along with my schemes even though he knew. somewhere deep inside I was aware that Eren wouldn't return my feelings, but I kept fighting for that ray of hope. I just wanted to crawl under a rock, I screamed at him, I even hit him, sweet little Armin. I don't know how I feel about Armin, but I should at least give him a chance...

I have no idea where he would be but I searched the house for him. I could care less what the other party guests thought about my frantic search. I am so freaking done. I checked everywhere, except the balcony... I raced for the balcony door, only to trip over in my hast. I gasped when I felt something crawl up my dress. I felt my face heat up in embarrassment. What the absolute fuck. I reached up and ripped a potato out from my underwear. The perverted potato wore a wicked smirk on his face, not even ashamed. "So ya like granny panties eh~?" he...or she asked with a wiggle of it's eyebrows. Yeah I wear "granny panties" because I'm not a freaking slut like everybody else at this party. At least I'm modest... Oh shut the hell up, like you could judge. With a look of disgust, I threw the potato and continued to run the balcony. I nearly ripped the doors off the hinges. Hell yeah! Here comes Hulkisa.

There stood the majestic Armin, with his back turned to me, his shoulders sagging. I reached out an arm and turned him around to face me. I saw tears running down his face. I felt my heart clench. I was quick to reach out and hug him tightly. Well more like squeeze the life out of him. I didn't notice until I saw Armin turn purple and start to flail about. "Holy Santa's crack Mikasa! You almost made me shit myself!" Instantly I felt relieved. He was no longer crying. "I'm so sorry Armin, please could we start over...?" I murmured softly. I saw a small smile grace his face. We became closer than ever, maybe this could be a good thing. So that my friends, is the touching story of how Armin became my bitch. We stood like that, holding hands under the moon light while drunk people vomited and shit their pants in the distance...

Eren's POV:

Ugh I'm so freaking sore. What the friskily freckle happened last night? Well I'm sure it's morning now because I could feel light seep through the dark room. I tried to move but I found my wrists bound to the bed frame by a pair of handcuffs. My face quickly turned several shades of red that moment as I accessed my surroundings. I was handcuffed to some one's bed naked. Ahhhhhh! Okay don't panic! Try to remember how you got here! Um I was drunk... That's never a good thing... Well I went looking for Levi's glorious ass... And... Oh... My blush just darkened as I remembered what occurred between me and Levi. Wait... then why is MY butt sore. Oh god. I need to get out of here. Crap...

I heard the door swing open suddenly to find Jean standing in the door way with his boyfriend Marco. "OH MY GOSH!" Marco squealed as he quickly covered his eyes. His face was so red, even his freckles were blushing. Jean just looked shock, but then his face broke into a grin and had to hold back his laughter. "So how's it going bottom boy?" he said in his usual pompous asshole voice. I glared at him. "Just get me out of here" I grounded out harshly. "Fine" You can clearly see he was enjoying himself. What an asshole.

*~* Le Magical Time Skip *~*

I agreed to meet up with Mikasa and Armin at some sort of café thingy. We were sitting on one of those outside tables with the weird umbrella on it. I'm so excited, usually Mikasa doesn't let me drink coffee. She says I'm too hyper as it is. She's like a naggy mom sometimes. I sure hope there are no hard feelings from last night. I think something is going on between Armin and Mikasa, they seem to be more close to each other than usual. well that's cool I guess. I just focused on sipping my cup of coffee. The table was silent. But it wasn't an awkward silence, it was comforting. It was all calm and crap until he showed up. Strutting down the side walk was the fabulous Levi, his hair whipping around gracefully in the breeze. Every thing seemed to stop, besides that weird background music that plays in movies and shit. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me! Levi was wearing a maid costume, feather duster in hand, and that weird dust mask around his mouth. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! Don't cha~! I mean seriously, where the hell does that background music come from?! Such a clean freak, but he was still perfect. I didn't notice what was going on until I heard myself scream something about Titans. Mikasa was right, coffee was a bad idea. I felt all jittery.

Armin started making majestic eagle calls and Levi gave us an odd look and made his way to our table. "What do you want Levi?" Mikasa hissed. "Oh nothing~" Levi said with playful malice. "Just to check up on my little Eren~" Levi just smirked at Mikasa's discomfort. "Oh that's sassy." Armin sassed sassily. "So what's with the get up? Not that I mind or anything!" I quickly interrupted, my face heating up. "Oh that pedo Mr. Erwin called me up to clean his basement for him. I don't know why he called me specifically, or why he would request this particular attire but what the hell." he answered languidly. Oh god Levi's dress was so short that I could see he was wearing matching lacy panties. I felt blood drip from my nose. "Oh you might want to clean that up sweetie~" he said playfully. He knew exactly what it was from too. Levi smiled cunningly as he leaned down and licked some excess blood off of my cheek. Oh god oh god oh god. "Well I best be off~" And with that in mind, Levi strutted off. After Levi disappeared around the corner, Armin let out a whistle. "I may not be a bottom boy like Eren but DAMN does Levi got the booty!" I thought I would die of embarrassment.

Author's Notes: Sorry for the late update. Be prepared for epic Armin. I will try to update asap but no promises. Also expect more Levi crack appearances. *Whispers* This is for you Gilly. Thanks for sticking with the story for this long, and once again sorry for the wait.