Author : Epitsu Onna
Disclaimer : Konomi Takeshi. It's not mineee…
Pairing : ShishiTori, NiouYagyuu, SanaYuki, YanagiAkaya, JackBun.
Warning : Big CRACK, and some fail language.
SUMMER CAMPING CHAPTER IV
"Shishido-san…"
Shishido turned his face at Choutarou, who was blushed in bright red.
"What is it, Chouta? Are you not feeling well?" Shishido embraced his lover softly.
"N-no… I-I…" Choutarou said quietly, almost like a whisper, "I want… I want to… pee,"
Shishido blinked, "Oh, you want to go to the toilet?"
"D-Don't say it so loud!" Choutarou blushed more, covered his face with both of his hands, "It's embarrassing..."
"It's okay, Choutarou," Shishido laughed, then yelled, "Hey Atobe, Chouta gotta pee, can you please tell the driver to stop the bus??!!!"
"Shishido-san!!" Choutarou yelped.
"Oh, it's true, I want to pee too!!" Gakuto screamed,"Atobe, stop the bus!"
"Calm down, I'm not deaf," Atobe hissed, then walked to the driver, "Mister, you heard them already right, could you please…" Atobe eyes widened when despite of stopped the bus, the driver pulled Atobe and pressed something cold to the diva's forehead.
"GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW!!!" The driver which was truly is a… criminal? Thieve? Well, someone that was bad enough to borrowing gun in his pocket, yelled.
"IT'S GUN!!!" Gakuto yelled.
"WHERE??" Jirou woke up from his sleep.
"THERE! ON ATOBE'S FOREHEAD!!!"
Jirou saw it and beamed, "It's the real gun??? COOL!!"
"Choutarou!!!" Shishido quickly stepped in front of the taller boy, "I'll protect you!!"
"S-Shishido-san…" Choutarou's eyes started to form tears, "Shishido-san, for me, you…"
"If I can live but without you, I'll choose just die," Shishido grumbled, deep and serious.
Choutarou bit his lips, his chest full of love for his lover. He bent down and kissed Shishido's chin, "I love you,"
Shishido smiled, "Yeah, love you too,"
"IT'S NOT REALLY THE TIME FOR DOING THAT, OKAY???" Atobe screamed, "He got a gun on my head and all you do is smooching and awed because it's a real gun?? Hellooooww??"
"It's gekokujyou," Hiyoshi smirked, "Gekokujyou may success now,"
Atobe gaped.
Oshitari sobbed, "So many happy things we all have already done together... But… unfortunately, it must end today. Everyone, please say it together now in one… two… three..."
Jirou, Gakuto, Shishido, Hiyoshi, and even Choutarou too said, "Goodbye, Atobe…"
Atobe gaped more. Then yelled furiously,"KABAJIII!!!"
"USU!"
CRASSSSSSHHH!!! Kabaji just knocked the bad guy's head with something. Something that I'll tell you, but later okay? Yeah, because Kabaji was so strong and all, he successfully made the driver… er, the bad guy fell to the bus' ground with blood on the back of his head.
Atobe glared angrily at his teammates, "I NEVER THOUGHT ALL OF YOU AS THAT EVIL,"
"Of course not!" Gakuto protested, "We just already planned that. That Kabaji will rescue you. If we walk to you we may harm ourself, right?!"
"Yeah, it's right," Shishido mumbled, "I don't want my Choutarou to get injured,"
"Shishido-san…" Choutarou smiled softly, "Thank you very much…"
"Eh, whatever, but we don't have any driver now!" Atobe yelled, "Kabaji, my cell phone,"
Kabaji kept silent.
Atobe frowned, "Kabaji, where's my cell phone?"
Kabaji opened his fist, to show Atobe an extremely broken and crushed white metallic thing that previously was Atobe's cell phone. Ha.
"YOU USE IT TO KNOCK THIS MAN???" Atobe screamed and kicked the head of bleeding man on the floor, ignored that man's yelp of pain.
Kabaji bowed his head, as if he said sorry. Atobe sighed, rubbed at his forehead, "What we're going to do now??"
"I'm sure there's a chef in the kitchen that can drive… At least one," Choutarou said softly.
"Oh, you're right," Atobe snapped his fingers, "RIGHT. So---"
Suddenly, the secret door on the back opened quickly in a big bang sound, and all the chefs had guns on their hands, and surrounding our little Hyoutei regular team.
"What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On. Here," Gakuto gaped.
"IT'S COOL GAKUTO!!" Jirou beamed, "IT'S SO COOOLLL, JUST LIKE AT THE MOVIE!!"
"Yeah, but IT'S NOT A MOVIE AND WE'LL BE DIE IN A MINUTE!!" Shishido gritted his teeth, holding Choutarou's cold hand in his fist.
"Atobe, I never remember your father as a yakuza gangster," Oshitari tapped his chin.
"Because he's not, okay?" Atobe hissed.
"PUT EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR!" The head chef screamed, shook the big gun in his hand.
They obeyed.
"RAISE YOUR HAND!!"
They obeyed again.
"Okay, I'm not going to die now," Shishido said, "I already promised Choutarou that I'll take him to the church when I'm 22 and he's 21 and we'll going to have a vow in front Jesus statue,"
"What, is it like married?" Hiyoshi wrinkled his forehead.
"Yes!" Choutarou answered happily, "I'll make 100 cupcakes decorated by pink flowers and white sugar and I'll give them to orphans! Wonderful way to celebrate our happy day, right?"
"I'm not orphan, but can I have one too when the time come, Choutarou?" Jirou stared at Choutarou with twinkled eyes. Choutarou nodded happily, "Sure!"
"Okay whatever before you two going to married and bake cupcakes with flower whatever, WE MUST GET AWAY FROM HERE FIRST, OKAY??"Atobe frustrated.
"I got a plan," Oshitari whispered.
"What is it?" Shishido whispered back.
Oshitari said quietly, "I can see that they're all amateurs,"
"Obviously. They supposed to work in my house kitchen," Atobe rolled his eyes.
Oshitari stared at Atobe.
Atobe stared back.
Oshitari finally said, "Okay, we got three big guys here,"
"Who?" Choutarou asked.
"First is Kabaji, then you, Ohtori, and me," Oshitari said, "I will pick Jirou and Gakuto, Kabaji will pick Atobe and Hiyoshi, and Ohtori, you bring your Shishido,"
"WHAT?? NO WAY!" Shishido screamed, "NO WAY. NO WAY!"
"SHUT UP!!" All the chefs screamed.
"THERE'S NO WAY I WILL GET PICK UP BY CHOUTAROU!!! Shishido screamed, ignored the chefs completely.
"WE SAY SHUT UP!!!" The head chef glared.
"YOU SHUT UP FIRST!" Shishido barked.
The chefs obeyed. Woohoo.
"We don't have another plan!!" Oshitari yelled back.
"Shishido-san, it's alright by me," Choutarou said softly, "I'll try my best!"
"NO!" Shishido glared, "I'LL NEVER… EVER…"
"Whatever. We'll duck down while running to several ways. I doubt they even know how to use those guns, so I'm sure we'll be alright," Oshitari whispered, while Shishido still yelling about how it'll ruin his pride as a seme, as a man, as a senpai… etc… Oshitari sighed nervously, "Okay now. I'll start count,"
"I'LL NEVER EVER…"
"One…"
"EVER, EVER…"
"Two…"
"EVER GET PICKED UP BY…"
"THREE!!! NOW!!!"
"CHOUT--- WHOAAAAAAA!!!"
Oshitari, Choutarou and Kabaji ran like their life depended on it. Well, it's really it was, actually. The chefs gaped for some minutes before started yelling and fired their guns awkwardly.
"Whoa whoa whoaaa!!! To the forest!! To the forest!!!" Oshitari ran, "WHOAAA!!!" He yelped and jumped to avoiding the bullets that fired to his way.
"Oshin you're so cool! Like MATRIX!" Jirou yelled, "Go go go Oshitarii!!"
"Thanks!" Oshitari breathed, half-laughed.
"Your natto even not that good!!!!!" Gakuto shouted to the white dots that had already so far from they now.
"Shishido-san you're not heavy at all!" Choutarou laughed, holding Shishido on his arm, in bride-style, "It's really fun!!"
"CHOUTAROU GET ME OFF!!!" Shishido yelled, blushed madly, "I CAN WALK BY MYSELF…!! I RUN FASTER THAN ALL OF YOU HERE, REMEMBER??"
"He got the point," Hiyoshi said, before spat leaves that slip into his mouth.
"Oh, whatever!!! SHUT UP SHISHIDO!!!" Atobe screamed behind Kabaji's armpit, "You don't want to married with your Ohtori and give those Choutarou's handmade cupcakes to orphans??!!!"
Shishido gulped. Then he sighed, "Okay then,"
Choutarou smiled happily, "Thank you Shishido-san…!"
"I think here's already fine," Oshitari huffed.
"Is it?" Choutarou let Shishido down and smiled softly, "Thank you so much for cooperate well,"
Shishido smiled, "I'm sorry for being such a selfish bastard,"
"No, Shishido-san isn't at fault at all!" Choutarou said quickly.
Shishido held Choutarou's hand and kissed it softly. Choutarou blushed, but smiling.
"Love you," Shishido whispered to the long fingers.
"Me too," Choutarou bend down, and his forehead touched Shishido's.
"Why don't you just get married now, really?" Gakuto hissed, glared at the couple.
"So… What are we going to do now?" Jirou stared at the sky, which was covered by a lot of leaves and branches of trees, only left several little spaces for sunray to shine the ground.
"We left our bags on the car too…" Choutarou bit his lips worriedly.
"The camping site will provide us foods and tents if we don't borrow them," Oshitari informed them.
"Fortunately, I still got money," Atobe puffed at his jeans pocket, "Okay, now, who know the way to the camping site?"
No one talked.
"The driver?" Hiyoshi answered, not helping at all.
XxXxXx
"What do you mean by we can't go through this bridge??" Yukimura frowned to Rikkai's driver. Which was kind-hearted, not the bad one like Hyoutei's. All of the Rikkai members were standing near their van. Marui ate his potato chips, sat near the back wheel with Yagyuu standing beside him, reading his mystery novel. Jackal sipped at his canned coffee milk while Niou was leaning on him, still half-asleep. Akaya was at his Gameboy again, sitting beside Jackal's foot.
Sanada stood behind Yukimura, patting Yukimura's back every time his voice got higher one octave, and Yanagi was checking at his GPS.
"Of course we can't, madam, look at the bridge!" The driver pointed his fingers to the still half-done road above a big river, "It hasn't finished yet,"
"How come people come to the camping site if the road hasn't finished yet??" Yukimura's voice got higher, "AND I'M A BOY, MISTER!!!"
"Calm down, Yukimura," Sanada patted Yukimura's back. Yukimura bend down his head, desperate. So, Hyoutei's driver was bad guy, but Rikkai's was stupid. Fair enough right? Finally, the Three Demons decided that they must discuss it with the others.
"WHAT???" Marui spilled his potato chips, "So we're gonna stay here… forever??"
"No, Marui-kun, we won't," Yagyuu explained calmly, "We're gathering now, to find a solution so we won't have to choose that choice,"
"Oh… okay," Marui nodded.
"So… what we're gonna do, fukubuchou?" Niou asked sleepily, playing with his ponytail.
Sanada asked Yanagi, "Okay then, now, Renji. Check at your GPS, is there any other way that we could take?"
"I don't think the gasoline is enough if we do so, Gennichirou," Yanagi said.
"So what we could do?" Sanada asked, "Maybe we could just walk?"
Yanagi put back his PDA in his trouser's pocket, "There's the only option left, apparently,"
"Walk??" Akaya groaned, "Is it really the option left??"
Yanagi just wanted to answer, but by the time he looked at Akaya's face, he felt his cheek burn. HOT.
"E-er, yeah," Yanagi kept his sight at the ground, "I think,"
"I don't mind walking," Jackal said.
"Well…" Akaya sighed, "If there's no other way…"
Suddenly Yukimura looked up with bright eyes, "NO! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT WE CAN DO!!"
"And what is that?" Yagyuu asked, pushing up his glasses.
Yukimura's eyes glittered with excitement and something… scary. He smiled, "I COULD DRIVE!"
Everybody gaped.
"Okay, everyone, get in to the car!" Yukimura stood up, "I'll show the world that Yukimura Seichii, the buchou of team that has already win two consecutive win of National, isn't just a normal buchou!!"
"We hope you to be normal though," Akaya said.
"And what's world? It's only us," Niou added.
Yukimura stopped. And he looked at his teammates, eyes full with tears, "So you don't want me to drive…??"
"NO,"answered everyone. Even Sanada.
Yukimura frowned, "FINE! I don't need your agreement! I'm buchou anyway, I can do anything I like!!"
"Stop him Sanada, he's going crazy," Marui whispered to their fukubuchou's ear.
"Yukimura, I don't think this is a good…" Sanada started, but stopped when Yukimura tied a towel around his forehead, after writing 'WE'RE KING' on it, and yelling, "GET ON THE SEAT EVERYONE!! NOW!!!"
"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-He's re-really going tttto???" Niou gaped.
"YUKIMURA-KUN, A-A-A-A-ARE YOU SUREEE???" Yagyuu also gaped.
"BUCHOU NOOOO!!!" Akaya whined.
"YUKIMURA NO!!! Please don't!! We're still so young!!" Marui cried.
Jackal started making a cross sign, looked above while his mouth babbled pray quickly.
Sanada sat in silent.
"Gennichirou, are you alright?" Yanagi asked.
"I think it'll be the happiest way to die. Die in the hand of person I love the most," Sanada hummed, closed his eyes. Yanagi wrinkled his forehead before sat at his seat too, fastened his seat belt. He kept silent, before decided on something. He took off his seat belt and walking towards Akaya who was praying with Marui and Yagyuu and Jackal and Niou.
Yanagi held Akaya's hand, making the certain sophomore startled. Akaya blushed and asked quietly, "Y-Yanagi-senpai…?"
"Akaya, maybe it's the last time I can say this, so I'll say this now…" Yanagi gulped, "The omusubi were so so delicious,"
"R-Really?" Akaya blushed more, "Y-You like it?"
"Yes. A lot," Yanagi said, seriously, "Thanks a lot,"
"I-I'll make more for you!" Akaya said, "I-if… If we're still alive after this,"
"Yeah, please do," Yanagi smiled.
Akaya smiled too. The sweetest ever.
"EVERYONE READY???" Yukimura yelled, obviously really happy now.
Niou grasped Yagyuu's hand, "Y-Yagyuu, I know that you are mad at me but I just want you to know that I love you so much, I love you soooo much even though sometimes I could be a real jerk, even though sometimes I hit on somebody else other than you but you're still the sexiest for me, believe me!!!"
"M-Me too," Yagyuu gulped, "I'm so sorry that all of this time I was really a gentleman and kinda goody goody and make you bored…"
"No, you're the best for me, ever!!" Niou gripped the hand tighter.
"I STARTED THE MACHINE NOW!!"
"Jackal!!" Marui stared at the half-Latinese, "It's really fun to be your friend and I really, really, really… appreciated all the times we spent together…!! I'm so sorry for all my faults and thank you so much for everything! I love you so much!" Marui stopped, then added quickly with flushed cheek, "Eeh… as a friend!"
"S-Sure, Bunta. I'm sorry too if I have ever made any fault to you, thank you so much, I love you too!" Jackal said quickly.
"A-As a friend?" Marui laughed.
"I don't think it's only as a friend… But I also love you as my friend," Jackal smiled.
Marui stared. Then he felt his cheek grew hot. W-What is it…?? What is that mean??
The van started running. All the Rikkai members shut their eyes tightly, grasping each other hands.
"MARUI I'LL SAY IT NOW THAT I'M THE ONE WHO EAT YOUR PUDDING WHEN WE HAD A LUNCH ON PICNIC TO HOKKAIDO!!" Niou yelled.
"I ALREADY KNEW, BASTARD! BY THE WAY I'M THE ONE WHO PUT THAT COCKROACH TO YOUR BAG!!" Marui yelled.
"AS I THOUGT!!" Niou yelled back.
"BY THE WAY NIOU-SENPAI, I'M SORRY THAT I MADE YOU FELL WHEN YOU'RE WALKING THROUGH THE SHOWER ROOM! I PUT THE SOAP THERE!!" Akaya yelled.
"SO IT'S YOU???!!!" Yagyuu screamed angrily.
"W-WHAT, SO IT'S YAGYUU-SENPAI AT THAT TIME??" Akaya still yelled.
"BOARDING NOW!!!" Yukimura sang in loud voice, "YIPPIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(To be continued…)