The (Mis)Adventures of Doggycard

Sapphirewyren

Chapter 4: Bath Time Dilemma

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing

Author's Notes: Heeeeerrrreeeeessss Doggycard!

Integra gave an inward groan, why were these bloody meetings so damn boring? Right now, Sir Islands was saying something, but the commander had no idea what because she was not paying attention. "Bloody hell, I wish something interesting would happen" mumbled Integra. "What? What was that Sir Integra?" asked Sir Islands. Before Integra could make up an answer, the door burst open and in ran a soaking wet Doggycard. Walter ran in after him, trying to catch him, but the hell hound was too slippery.

"What is the meaning of this?!" demanded Islands.

"I'm sorry, sir, I was giving him a bath when he got away from me" said Walter.

"Get him out of here!" bellowed another knight.

Doggycard jumped on the table and shook, by the time he was done, everyone at the table looked like they walked through a rainstorm, well everyone surprisingly except Integra. The commander had given up trying to stifle her laughter and the old man looked like a bunch of angry wet cats. "We will resume this meeting at a later time, Sir Integra" huffed Islands and the knights left. Doggycard sat on his haunches, grinning a huge doggy grin and wagging his tail, Walter left to change his clothes and Integra just laughed; "Good boy, Alucard."