A/N: Okay, while I was writing the last chapter I got two new reviews that just… Oh my god they were beautiful. I love torturing Ed and Roy. Who doesn't? So here's another challenge/request (I think I'm just going to call them requests now. Makes me feel more powerful.) from Dragonfire Alchemist. I seriously love you bro. (fyi I don't care if you're a girl or a boy, I'm just going to call all my reviewers/readers "bro" because reasons.)
Hughes: Hello everyone! You miss the short amount of time we were gone? Of course you did! This next challenge is for Roy and Edward!
Ed/Roy: God no
Hughes: Here it is! *opens envelope* Dragonfire Alchemist said: "To apologize for the trauma I put Edward through, here's a little challenge for Roy."
Roy: Oh no
Hughes: "No matter WHAT Edward says or does, you can't say a WORD for five hours! Have fun Edward ;)"
Ed: …This just got interesting
Roy: Oh no. Oh god no.
Hughes: Shhhhh! Roy! Remember, you can't say anything! Your time starts…. NOW!
Roy: *Sits at desk doing paperwork*
Ed: *grins evily* SO COLONEL! I HEAR YOU HAVE A HOT DATE TONIGHT WITH RIZA!
Riza: *Barges in* COLONEL WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING PEOPLE DO YOU WANT US TO GET COURT MARSHALLED?
Roy: *Shakes head desperately*
Riza: Oh I see how it is…. You're spreading rumors about the both of us just to boost your egotistical reputation around here, aren't you?
Roy: *Still shaking head*
Riza: Alright, fine! Don't answer! But don't be surprised when you find a bullet in your head tomorrow! *Storms away*
Ed: *Whistles* Wow, colonel. You really made her mad, didn't you?
Roy: *Glares and tries to get back to paperwork*
Ed: *Sits on desk* Aw… what is it Colonel? Cat got your tongue?
Roy: *Attempts to ignore*
Ed: *lies on paperwork* What wrong colonel? Aren't you going to tell me to get off?
Roy: …
-A few minutes later-
Ed: *Pours bucket of water on Roy's head* HAH!
Ed: *Puts chicken on head*
Ed: *Pokes with broom*
Ed: *Messes with hair*
Ed: *Steals gloves* I wonder what would happen if…. *puts on gloves* I were to do…. This? *Snaps*
Ed: *Takes chair*
Ed: *Throws desk out window*
Ed: *Shreds paperwork*
Ed: *Grabs fire hose* HAHAHAHAHAHHAA *Soaks office*
Ed: I'M BATMAN!
Ed: HAH! DRINK THE MILK! DRINK IT!
Ed: *transmutes office into an Edward style theme* THERE WE GO
Ed: *Sits on Roy* HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ed: *Shaves head*
Ed: *Pours pickle juice everywhere*
Ed: *Transmutes clothing*
Ed: *Grabs makeup* YES!
Ed: *Glues fake beard*
Ed: AND IN THAT MOMENT! I SWEAR, WE WERE INFINITE!
Ed: ONE DAY MORE TO REVOULUTION WE WILL NIP IT IN THE BUD!
Ed: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
Ed: *Graffiti's office*
Ed: *Destroys everything* NOT SO MUCH OF A MIDGET NOW, HUH?
Hughes: OKAY! OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH EDWARD!
Ed: But…. But…. I was having so much fun!
Hughes: Your five hours is over! Now I would suggest you head for the hills…
Roy: I'LL BURN THAT LITTLE BEANSPROUT UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT CHARCOAL!
Ed: Oh crap.
A/N: Dragonfire Alchemist you are a gift to this place we call Earth.
WHAT WILL THE NEXT CHALLENGE BE? WHAT WILL WE HAVE TO PUT OUR CHARACTERS THROUGH NEXT? REVIEW AND YOU COULD BE THE ONE TO DECIDE!
See you!
-Shadow