Chapter 4...
Faye searched through piles of papers on Mao's desk. Ed was searching the file cabinets (A.K.A. playing hide and seek with Ein). Faye dropped the papers she was holding and sighed.
"How the hell am I supposed to find anything here?"
Out of nowhere, a file cabinet behind Faye popped open and Ed came flying from it. Papers flew through the air as Ed grabbed the chandeler in midair and swung from it, acting like a monkey. Faye grabbed one of the papers in midair and looked it over.
"Hmm... hey, this guy is actually close by. Maybe he can help."
She stuffed the piece of paper in her pocket and yelled out, "Come on Ed, were going."
Ed let go of the chandeler and landed. She then walked towards the door, acting like a gorrila, and singing, "DK... Donkey Kong!"
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Jet walked slowly up to the seemingly innocent tent. When he grabbed the tent door he heard an elderly voice say, "Do you fly with the greatest of the Hawks, Rolling Rock?"
Jet opened the tent door to find the glow of a TV lighting the area. On the screen, a skater was paused in midair. Laughing Bull looked to me and said, "I asked you, are you any good at Tony Hawk?"
He smirked.
Jet picked up the 2nd controller and sat down next to him. Jet had never figured out why that old man kept a PlayStation in his tent. Their little skating session ended, and Jet got a high score. He entered the initials "RR" for Rolling Rock. When the high score screen came up, Jet noticed he was 5th.
1. WT
2. SB
3. LB
4. RH
5. RR
"Hey, old man," Jet said, "Who are the other people."
Laughin Bull put his finger up on the screen and scrolled up while saying the names.
"Running Horse, Laughing Bull, Swiming Bird, and Wonka Tonka."
Jet turned to Laughing Bull and said, "Who is Wonka Tonka?"
"A great spirit who presides on the Earth, and the father of Swiming Bird..."
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Faye walked into the bar with her usual stride and grace. She had left Ed, duct taped to the Redtail. She looked around the bar, for the guy on the piece of paper. Faye walked over to the bartender and said in a sly voice, "I'm looking for a guy who calls himself 'Buff Bigalow.'"
"Hey Papa," the bartender called out, "you got a female vistor that's waiting for you."
Faye took a step back and looked around for who stood up. Out of a dark corner a big, big person in a black shirt and dark jeans took off his glasses, and stood up with a laugh. He walked into the light to reveal his true size. He was about 7 ft tall, with muscles on top of his muscles. Veins popped out in his neck and on places over his arm. He was built like a football player on steroids.
"And who might you be," scoffed the big figure in front of Faye.
"I'm Faye, and I have been looking for you Bigalow."
"Please," Bigalow said with a bow, "call me what all the ladies call me. I am 'BIG PAPA BUFF BIGALOW'. Now what are you hear for? Do you want to see my rippling muscles?"
Taking the opportunity, he began to take different positions, flexing every part of his body with the appropriate grunts included. Faye was about to throw up.
"That was a good one," Bigalow said, returning to his normal stance, "Now, would you like me to do some more?"
Faye looked at him in complete astonishment, but shook it off and said, "How about you just give me the info I came here for."
"I see," Bigalow said, "Ok guys, clear out. Me and Miss Faye are going to have a little fight."
All of the barpatrons cleared out accordingly. Bigalow had a grin on his face as they backed away. As soon as he felt everyone was out of the way, he picked up the nearest table and threw it at Faye.
She didn't flinch.
Especially since the table was off its mark by about 5 feet. Bigalow picked up two chairs, one in each hand. The first one he threw crashed to the ground about 3 feet from Faye. The second one went through the roof. Faye gave Bigalow that 'What the hell is wrong with you' look.
Bigalow clenched his fists and said, "Oh, a wise gal eh? Ok, now your going to get it."
He ran forward, screaming all the way. He ran right past Faye, who still hadn't moved an inch. Bigalow kept on running till he hit the wall with a sickening thud. He stayed there for a second, and then fell back to the ground with a bloody nose. Faye walked over to the pile of muscles, waved her hand in front of Bigalows eyes and said, "Damn. Your as blind as a bat without your glasses. Ok, I've had enough."
She pulled out her gun, pointed it at his head and said, "Where is Spike Speigel's father? I'd perfer the short answer."
Bigalow laughed and said, "Yeah right, like I would tell you anything. HAHAHAHA."
Bigalow kept on laughing, untill Faye moved the aim of her gun from Bigalow's forehead to one of his biceps. All of a sudden, Bigalow started wailing, almost crying.
"NOOOOOO, ok, ok," he said in a panic, "I'll tell you, just don't hurt my precious Bobby, pleasssssee."
Faye raised an eyebrow and said, "You named your muscle? Ok, I don't have time, where the hell is Spike's father?"
"He is on 4528 Magnum Dr. Now please, don't hurt Bobby."
"That's nice and all, but what planet is he on?"
"I... I.... I don't know..."
"WHAT???," Faye said, pushing her gun into the muscle,"How the hell can you not know what planet he's on?"
"Noo... Please, don't hurt Bobby. He is my favorite."
Bigalow began crying and wailing Bobby. Faye removed her gun from the poor man's arm and walked off, more pissed and disturbed then ever...
End of Chapter 4....
Only one chapter left...
Faye searched through piles of papers on Mao's desk. Ed was searching the file cabinets (A.K.A. playing hide and seek with Ein). Faye dropped the papers she was holding and sighed.
"How the hell am I supposed to find anything here?"
Out of nowhere, a file cabinet behind Faye popped open and Ed came flying from it. Papers flew through the air as Ed grabbed the chandeler in midair and swung from it, acting like a monkey. Faye grabbed one of the papers in midair and looked it over.
"Hmm... hey, this guy is actually close by. Maybe he can help."
She stuffed the piece of paper in her pocket and yelled out, "Come on Ed, were going."
Ed let go of the chandeler and landed. She then walked towards the door, acting like a gorrila, and singing, "DK... Donkey Kong!"
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Jet walked slowly up to the seemingly innocent tent. When he grabbed the tent door he heard an elderly voice say, "Do you fly with the greatest of the Hawks, Rolling Rock?"
Jet opened the tent door to find the glow of a TV lighting the area. On the screen, a skater was paused in midair. Laughing Bull looked to me and said, "I asked you, are you any good at Tony Hawk?"
He smirked.
Jet picked up the 2nd controller and sat down next to him. Jet had never figured out why that old man kept a PlayStation in his tent. Their little skating session ended, and Jet got a high score. He entered the initials "RR" for Rolling Rock. When the high score screen came up, Jet noticed he was 5th.
1. WT
2. SB
3. LB
4. RH
5. RR
"Hey, old man," Jet said, "Who are the other people."
Laughin Bull put his finger up on the screen and scrolled up while saying the names.
"Running Horse, Laughing Bull, Swiming Bird, and Wonka Tonka."
Jet turned to Laughing Bull and said, "Who is Wonka Tonka?"
"A great spirit who presides on the Earth, and the father of Swiming Bird..."
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Faye walked into the bar with her usual stride and grace. She had left Ed, duct taped to the Redtail. She looked around the bar, for the guy on the piece of paper. Faye walked over to the bartender and said in a sly voice, "I'm looking for a guy who calls himself 'Buff Bigalow.'"
"Hey Papa," the bartender called out, "you got a female vistor that's waiting for you."
Faye took a step back and looked around for who stood up. Out of a dark corner a big, big person in a black shirt and dark jeans took off his glasses, and stood up with a laugh. He walked into the light to reveal his true size. He was about 7 ft tall, with muscles on top of his muscles. Veins popped out in his neck and on places over his arm. He was built like a football player on steroids.
"And who might you be," scoffed the big figure in front of Faye.
"I'm Faye, and I have been looking for you Bigalow."
"Please," Bigalow said with a bow, "call me what all the ladies call me. I am 'BIG PAPA BUFF BIGALOW'. Now what are you hear for? Do you want to see my rippling muscles?"
Taking the opportunity, he began to take different positions, flexing every part of his body with the appropriate grunts included. Faye was about to throw up.
"That was a good one," Bigalow said, returning to his normal stance, "Now, would you like me to do some more?"
Faye looked at him in complete astonishment, but shook it off and said, "How about you just give me the info I came here for."
"I see," Bigalow said, "Ok guys, clear out. Me and Miss Faye are going to have a little fight."
All of the barpatrons cleared out accordingly. Bigalow had a grin on his face as they backed away. As soon as he felt everyone was out of the way, he picked up the nearest table and threw it at Faye.
She didn't flinch.
Especially since the table was off its mark by about 5 feet. Bigalow picked up two chairs, one in each hand. The first one he threw crashed to the ground about 3 feet from Faye. The second one went through the roof. Faye gave Bigalow that 'What the hell is wrong with you' look.
Bigalow clenched his fists and said, "Oh, a wise gal eh? Ok, now your going to get it."
He ran forward, screaming all the way. He ran right past Faye, who still hadn't moved an inch. Bigalow kept on running till he hit the wall with a sickening thud. He stayed there for a second, and then fell back to the ground with a bloody nose. Faye walked over to the pile of muscles, waved her hand in front of Bigalows eyes and said, "Damn. Your as blind as a bat without your glasses. Ok, I've had enough."
She pulled out her gun, pointed it at his head and said, "Where is Spike Speigel's father? I'd perfer the short answer."
Bigalow laughed and said, "Yeah right, like I would tell you anything. HAHAHAHA."
Bigalow kept on laughing, untill Faye moved the aim of her gun from Bigalow's forehead to one of his biceps. All of a sudden, Bigalow started wailing, almost crying.
"NOOOOOO, ok, ok," he said in a panic, "I'll tell you, just don't hurt my precious Bobby, pleasssssee."
Faye raised an eyebrow and said, "You named your muscle? Ok, I don't have time, where the hell is Spike's father?"
"He is on 4528 Magnum Dr. Now please, don't hurt Bobby."
"That's nice and all, but what planet is he on?"
"I... I.... I don't know..."
"WHAT???," Faye said, pushing her gun into the muscle,"How the hell can you not know what planet he's on?"
"Noo... Please, don't hurt Bobby. He is my favorite."
Bigalow began crying and wailing Bobby. Faye removed her gun from the poor man's arm and walked off, more pissed and disturbed then ever...
End of Chapter 4....
Only one chapter left...