okay guys (or girls whatever) I'm going to put my notes at the end now so you can just dive him and enjoy the story.
Big thanks to my lovely beta Chelsea who sent me this back ages ago but I COMPLETE forgot *bows* so blame me not her haha. Enjoy!
Wednesday 1st February [1]
China had never felt as bad as he did a few hours after that particular meeting. France had requested that he and Germany go to talk about a certain other nation and the medicine he was ordering. China had been there for his many years of medicine knowledge and Germany for the vigorous tests. They had successfully managed to come up with a prototype. Whether it worked or not was a completely different kettle of fish.
He had a few more hours to go on the plane. Normally, he would have had a private jet for himself if the Baltics and the Nordics (plus a few extras) hadn't decided to have a last minute holiday in Asia. This meant that including the sick nation, there were currently 11 others in the jet:
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
Poland
Denmark
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Iceland
Netherlands
Belgium [2]
The noise was enough to send China around the bend.
Poland had taken it upon himself to grab Belgium to try and convince her it would be a grand idea to attack Lithuania with make-up and clothes. Subsequently, Belgium had used a trick she had learned from Hungary and knocked out the handsome brown-haired nation when he was distracted and talking with Iceland (who wasn't bothered either way). At this exact moment, Lithuania had finally woken up after being a life size doll for a half an hour and was now trying to make a (rather noisy) escape. [3]
Estonia was working on a very questionable piece of technology for Netherlands. China was certain that it was going to be the next major bedroom aid on sale next year. It didn't help that the thing started lighting up, beeping, vibrating and spraying water everywhere every five minutes.
Opposite of him, Denmark had started a vigorous game of strip poker with Iceland and Norway. From his lack of clothes, he looked like he had lost many hands (whether it was on purpose or not, China had no idea), yet Iceland had presently lost. The youngest Nordic stood up and removed his black gloves with his teeth (under Denmark's watchful eye), and proceeded to loosen the bow on his shirt slowly. He grabbed a nearby pole and swung around as he removed his shirt, pulling all kinds of gymnastic stunts as the elder country cheered and egged him on. Didn't Norway or Iceland find it at all awkward? They were brothers after all! From what China knew, they were all sober... And the pole was a new installation. His money was on England for that one. The sexual ambassador.
Sweden and Finland were sitting near the front talking. Or at least Finland was talking. Sweden mainly stared and replied with an occasional "hm" or a grunt whenever necessary. China thought it incredibly cute. At least, he would have if his headache would ever go away…
In the back next to the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom sat Latvia engrossed with his laptop screen.
China was suddenly hit by a wave of nausea and doubled over. Jumping to his feet, he ran for the bathroom. But his legs spasmed and the Asian country fell heavily to the floor beside Latvia. Who happened to have the most nervous disposition out of all the countries on the plane.
"Arrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! C-C-China! Are you all right?" He quickly put his computer to aside and knelt tentatively down by the elder nation.
"H… Help, aru!"
China was in no way all right. He was pretty sure his insides were being turned inside out. His head was frantically pounding in his skull, begging to let him escape his massive headache. At least the nausea had passed. But the small reprieve was short lived as his body was consumed in uncontrollable shivers. What the hell was wrong with him…?
"E-Estonia! L-Lithuania! Help!" Squeaked the young nation as the 4000 year-old nation began to slip out of consciousness. Though seemingly not for too long.
"Shh, little one... We don't want to attract unwanted attention now, wu? aru~"
If Latvia was panicked before, it was nothing compared to how he reacted when he saw the perverse glint in China's amber coloured eyes. He froze completely, not even trembling as fear grip his small frame.
"Oh, aru! What were you looking at on your laptop, aru?" China asked predatorily, reaching towards the piece of technology left on the seat. The spell on Latvia was broken for a second as terror of a different kind seized him.
"NOOO!" He cried and slammed the laptop closed, but not before China had gotten a good look at the contents of the screen.
"Ohonhonhon~ Latvia, aru... I didn't know you were into those things, aru~!"
"No, no! I'm not! I-It's... It's not like that!"
"We can have a go now, you know, aru. I've lived a long life, I know all of those tricks …" He licked his lips smirking. "All of them, aru!"
"LATVIAAAAAA!" Finally, Estonia had noticed that China had climbed over Latvia and was currently kissing him. Latvia had already passed out.
"Ohonhonhon~ Want to join the party, Estonia, aru? Maybe we could use your gadgets... I'm always up for experimenting after all, aru!"
"Watch it, China! I have a high powered taser on me!"
"Ohonhon~ You like it rough and spicy then, aru…" China grinned, getting up and running his graceful fingers along the techie's chest.
"E-Estonia! Latvia's out cold!" Lithuania announced panicky, kneeling next to the smaller nation, still in a pink frilly dress. The fury and confusion made him snap back into the country he had been before Russia. "Poland! Stop playing with my hair and get a first aid kit, water and a phone!Dabar!"
Belgium was quietly taking video footage. In case China killed them all, it could act as a black box. Otherwise Hungary and Japan were going to be paying her a fortune to see what she was seeing right now.
China pushed Estonia onto one of the seats and sat on top of him, removing his glasses.
"Wo qin ai'de, you look much more handsome with your glasses off, wu, aru?"
Netherlands thought this would be a good time to step in. China hadn't been using his normal accent for a while and something about this tone really rubbed him the wrong way.
"China. Let go of Estonia. I need him... Nu."
"Spoil sport, aru! Aren't you meant to be free with your sex, Holland, aru? Why don't you and your sister join big brother for some fun, aru~?"
It was at that second Netherlands snapped. From the other side of the plane, the Nordics finally realized what was going on. Finland instantly started panicking and Swede caught on rather quickly. With a grunt, he threw the Christmas nation over his shoulder and stalked towards the cockpit. He emerged a minute later with the two of them with the only parachutes, calmly opened and door and jumped out with Finland still in his arms who was squirming. Denmark, on the other hand, thought it was all good fun. He dragged an annoyed (and topless) Norway over to the two nations' fight and jumped into the fray. Iceland watched silently before turning to his puffin, retrieving his mobile and took photos to send to Hong Kong. He did not particularly find it funny when China disentangled himself from the men on the ground and came after the youngest Nordic with that manically perverse grin on his face.
The following scene has had its visual description removed to prevent mental scarring.
"Oh, Iceland, aru~"
"Why are you talking like that?"
"Don't you like big brother China touching you, aru? …Ow! The puffin bit me, aru!"
"No, he didn't."
"There he is!"
"Get him!"
"Ohonhonhon~ Back for another round, my friends, aru?"
"Grab him!"
"Since when are you so scarcely clothed, aru? I have never felt so honoured in my life, aru!"
"Shit, I forgot about our outfits!"
"This is what you get when you play strip poker."
"Argh! He, like, has Lithuania!"
"Get your hands off me!"
"But you have such a nice body, aru... Like a woman's, aru~!"
"Get off! Get your hands away from- Ahhh!"
"Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, like, ew!"
"Wow, Hungary's going to go nuts~! Hehe!"
"Help!"
"I know! Everybody strip! He'll be so confused and horny that he'll collapse!"
"…"
"Shut up, Denmark. That's an idiotic idea. He's acting like France and that's not how you deal with France."
"Ohonhonhon~ I'm fine with you having a go if you think that it'll help meiyou, aru?"
"NO!"
"Dammit! What are we going to do?"
"...We could lock him in that cage."
"You want big brother China to dance for you, meiyou, aru~?"
"Whatever! Just get him in that cage!"
"Ah, Liet! Like, pull yourself together."
"This has to be a dream. It can't be real."
"Ah, Belgium should dance with me, aru!"
"NO! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SISTER!"
"Ah, but, I'm only meant to be filming! Help!"
"Come on, aru! It'll be me and you in that small cage wearing practically nothing, aru. Sounds good, wu, aru?"
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SISTER!"
"Quick, he's in the cage! Shut it!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh~ Latvia's back!"
"W-What are we going to do with him?"
"You can do anything with me, aru. I'm flexible, aru!"
"He winked at me! Quick Ice, let your puffin peck out my eyes!"
"Norway, slap your boyfriend."
"With pleasure, brother."
Slap.
"Stop i-it! We need to figure out how to keep him in there!"
"I can thread an electric field into the bars by dismantling my taser system and re-routing the current, I guess."
"Perfect, Estonia!"
"Ha, look at Lithuania being all in charge- Ack!"
"Hmm~ You smell so good Denmark, aru... Let me eat you all up, aru~!"
"Gah! H-Help!"
"Are you going to help, Sweden? ...Where did Sweden go?"
"Oh, Finland's gone too!"
"Like, oh my gawd! Your brothers are, like, useless!"
"I can think of a use for them, aru! Ohonhonhon~! Come and join big brother China… We can have a Nordic orgy, aru."
"No."
"Fine, I'll make do with just one, aru."
"Oh, he's, like, kissing Den! Are you ,like, getting this, Bel?"
"…Wow! That's one long kiss! Hungary's gonna flip when she learns she's missed this, hehe!"
"Belgium, put that phone away!"
"Hey, is Latvia all right?"
"Latvia? He's not even shaking..."
"Is he... Like... Dead?"
"For heaven's sake, Feliks! He's still breathing!"
"Latvia?"
"Estonia… Don't do it!"
"Latvia?"
"Oh no, this is bad, this is bad… ESTONIA!"
"GAK! Oh Latvia, you scared me! You shouldn't move so quickly..."
"Ohonhonhonhon~"
"Like, OH MY GAWD! Latvia, like, has it too!"
"Run for the hills!"
"We're on a fucking plane!"
"Fuck. The parachutes!"
"They're all gone!"
"Fuck. There's only one thing then."
"Not that!"
"Sorry guys... On the count of 3! 1… 2... 3! CHARGE!"
Present day
When Russia emerged with an unconscious Sealand and dragging a beat up and naked America, everybody panicked.
Switzerland panicked about contamination. England panicked about America. Poland screamed at the thought of France and Canada lurking in the other room. Lithuania yelped because Poland screamed in his ear. Wy tried to act cool yet panic set in her eyes upon seeing her little boyfriend looking, well, dead.
Finally, Japan (with the help of Hong Kong and his pyrotechnics) managed to restore some sort of order. Or at least enough peace for the Asian nation to talk to an angry looking Russia.
"Russia-san, what happened?" Japan asked warily, noticing the ghost of murderous intent behind those purple eyes.
"Matvey is a lunatic, da? I knocked France out and Matvey jumped out the window, but not before they had stripped, tied up, force fed and beat up Amerika." The childish grin on Russia's face at that moment was the one scariest things that Japan had seen in his long life. "Before he jumped out of the window, Matvey.. French-kissed Sealand and he ended up like this. Now someone shall be taking this pipsqueak off me, da?"
The last sentence wasn't a question.
Several nations ran forward to retrieve Sealand before the Russian's temper blew and turned violent.
England was not among them. Instead, he had stalked past them to go and question (read: torture) the Frenchman. He marched up to the unconscious country and without really thinking about the consequences, poured a cup of water onto the bearded face.
The nation spluttered and his blue eyes flew open, confused until they focused on England.
"Angleterre!"France purred and was instantly on his feet trying to grab the other country's tie. England easy dodged and kicked the approaching Frenchman so he hit the wall hard.
"You fucking wanker! What have you done to everyone?" England shouted loudly, storming over and placing a firm grip around Francis's neck as he tried to stand.
"I don't know what you mean, mon cher! I have done nothing."
"LIKE I'M GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE THAT, YOU BLOODY FROG!"
"But I tell the truth mon Angleterre! Now… I wouldn't mind if we were doing this in bed, but I'm feeling rather faint here." England tightened his hold on Francis's throat.
"Serves you right, frog! Tell me what you did to America and Sealand! What have you done to Canada! WHY ARE YOU TARGETING MY FAMILY!"
"Your family is very cute, unlike you mon Angleterre! And Matthieu is part of my family too, non?"
"Bloody bastard! Now tell me why people are 'turning'!"
"You're very sexy when you're angry, Angleterre... I want to kiss you."
"ANSWER ME, GOD DAMMIT!"
"Kiss me. Then I'll tell you."
"Why you fu-"
"Now now, you want to save your family, non?"
England gritted his teeth in annoyance. He really didn't want to, but it was only a kiss. What's the worst that could happen?
Outside the meeting room
"This was all in vain! We came to a meeting to try and save all of those infected! Instead, Birdie turned, France escaped, America was tortured and Sealand was attacked. We don't even know how people are infected yet!" It was rather strange to see Prussia talking (partly) seriously, but he was obviously worried about Canada.
"It does seem to have been counterproductive…" Japan murmured, rubbing his eyes. He was getting too old for this.
"We should have never run out in the beginning! I'm sure if we had just knocked them out in the first place, then everything would have been fine!" The frying pan in Hungary's hand seemed to be itching to be used. The twitch in her eye showed how much revenge she wanted on the Frenchman for infecting Austria.
"Come on! Ten nations so far have turned into a mini France. And several people have witnessed it! There must be some common factor." Cuba mused, stubbing out his cigar onto the wall.
"NOOOOOO~ NO MORE HAMBURGERS! NOOOOO!" America had come around. He sat up, terror in his blue eyes. Instantly it was replaced with pain as he realized just how many bones were broken in his body.
"SHUT UP, AMERICA!" Cuba shouted, obviously seeing it as the obnoxious nation purposefully interrupting him. But America ignored him and the fuming Cuban decided he (already) had had enough, but didn't do anything. America looked bashed up enough without having another injury to his head. In fact, some of the bruises looked suspiciously pipe shaped.
"Romano was with Spain when he changed, right?" he continued.
"Chigi! Why are you picking on me, you bastard? All I know was that he bumped into France a day or two before and then came down with a cold."
"A day or two? That's strange… We were on the plane ride for an hour before China changed. And then Latvia changed only five or so minutes after that, but he had no contact with France before..." Estonia stated, whipping out his ever present laptop and typed up what they were saying to record it.
"So anyone who has it is contagious after they 'become' France." Finland suggested thoughtfully.
"Who else turned on that plane?"
"D-Denmark and Netherlands. Or at least they've been the only ones who changed. E-Estonia managed t-to get Latvia and C-China into the cage before anything else happened." Lithuania stuttered, nervous.
"What happened exactly?" Turkey asked, raising an eyebrow behind his ever present mask.
"I got it on film~!" Belgium sung as she fetched her phone out of her pocket."But!" She paused.
"Seeing as I charged Japan and Hungary, I'm going to need payment~!"
"Oh, stop being so fucking tight and let us see it already! Don't you want to find a cure for your brother?"
Belgium pouted at Romano's harsh words but dutifully passed over her phone to Estonia who hooked it up and had the video playing on the computer within a few moments.
"Wo qin ai'de, you look much more handsome with your glasses off, wu, aru?"
"China. Let go of Estonia. I need him... Nu."
"Spoil sport, aru! Aren't you meant to be free with your sex, Holland, aru? Why don't you and your sister join big brother for some fun, aru~?"
"Skip this part it gets much more interesting in a little while." Hungary smiled as she watched China feeling up Estonia.
If people weren't so transfixed on the small screen, they would have seen the slight blush on the techie's face as he fast-forwarded the video.
"Oh, Iceland, aru~"
"Why are you talking like that?"
"Don't you like big brother China touching you, aru? …Ow! The puffin bit me, aru!"
"No, he didn't."
Prussia laughed. "Awesome, Ice!"
"I didn't do anything," Iceland replied coldly.
Again the video was zoomed forward.
"Go back, Estonia-san! Go to the part with Denmark-san, please." Japan commanded. He had just realized the disappearance of England and had a very daunting feeling about it.
Estonia backtracked the video to just before China grabbed Denmark.
"Perfect, Estonia!"
"Ha, look at Lithuania being all in charge- Ack!"
"Hmm~ You smell so good Denmark, aru... Let me eat you all up, aru~!"
"Gah! H-Help!"
"Are you going to help, Sweden? ...Where did Sweden go?"
"Oh, Finland's gone too!"
"Like, oh my gawd! Your brothers are, like, useless!"
"I can think of a use for them, aru! Ohonhonhon~! Come and join big brother China… We can have a Nordic orgy, aru."
"No."
"Fine, I'll make do with just one, aru."
"Oh, he's, like, kissing Den! Are you, like, getting this, Bel?"
"…Wow! That's one long kiss! Hungary's gonna flip when she learns she's missed this, hehe!"
Everyone watching the video froze. Was that how it was passed? Estonia sensed everyone's unease and quickly went back to the fight between China and Netherlands and saw in a freeze frame that China kissed Netherlands on the lips for a short moment. A few nations like Romano were radiating killer intents.
"THAT TOMATO LOVING BASTARD!"
Italy had to restrain his brother to stop him from charging out the building in search of the Spaniard. He was happy because he was getting to hug his brother, but couldn't help wishing that Germany was there to help him. Or to just hug him. Actually more like for him to be hugged.
"Before China attacked me, he was kissing Latvia... Really kissing him." Estonia announced quietly, but as the only sound was coming from the Italy brothers, most people heard him. That was until South Korea started laughing.
"All those guys kissed France! And they won't even let me grope their breasts. How mean, da-ze!"
"But it's not just France! Those guys were turned by China. So if we were, say, kissed by Birdie, then..."
Realization dawned on everyone's faces at Prussia's words (who took a little while longer then everyone else to understand what he had just said).
Sealand.
Everyone turned round to see the micro nation sitting up, gripping Wy's chin and gazing into her eyes.
"You know, my dear, your eyes are almost as pretty as your body, no?"
"Wow... And I thought he was actually going to be smooth there."India said, rolling his eyes.
"FOR PETE'S SAKE, IS NO ONE GOING TO SAVE WY?" Seborga shouted, panicking.
Switzerland did what he did best and shot a bullet between Sealand and the other micro nation's faces. They froze as they were just about to kiss.
"This is quarantine! No kissing!" The Swiss nation stated as Australia lunged forward and tackled Sealand.
"Now, now mate! You don't go trying to give a kiss to my little girl.. Not without my permission, heh?"
"Then I can give a kiss to you, no?"
"Pfft~ I would like to see you try you little tyke. You're not even tall enough!"
"I need to tell England-san what's going on before all of this gets out of hand…"Japan murmured worriedly, running towards the meeting room. He knew something was going on in there and prayed that he wouldn't be too late.
HEY! Bonjour Bonjour. Oh this was... madness to write! You don't know how difficult it is to write all these different characters! I was thinking of trying to write in accents... but I WILL fail at that. Oh yeah and those [1] things you see... I've "stolen" the idea off someone wahaha. Anyway! that's where I want to write a note on something.
[1] I am now putting dates on all the past infections and in the future too yet I can't be asked to go back and adjust the previous so I think I'll end up publishing a time line for it... hehehe could be fun non?
[2] Come on from that list? I knwo it doesn't have any of the main... "offenders" but you must of been able to see there would be a few... mishaps ;D
[3] I will kiss anybody who draws this scene! or any of the other group scenes. I'll give you a cookie seriously ;) haha
OKAY TRANSLATIONS!
before I start... I apoligise for my rubbish chinese -_-" there is no way in hell that I ever want to try that again! MY LORD!
wu - (hopefully meaning) no (chinese)
Wo qin ai'de - ermmm... My dear (I think... well hell I knew I should of updated this earlier when I remembered!) (chinese)
nu - now (dutch)
da? - yes (russian)
mon cher - my dear (french)
Angleterre - England (french)
non? - no (french)
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