RED FORMAN TRIES ROLLER DISCO
"Come on dad, it'll be fun!" Eric told Red as he dragged him into the roller-skating rink.
"Where the hell are we going?"
"You're going to try something new!"
Red stopped when he saw the roller rink.
"Holy mother of lord!" Red looked at the people skating in the bright colored shorts while dancing to disco.
"Time to put your groove on!" Eric smiled.
Red turned and looked at Eric.
"So this is what you do on your spare time? Dance to music in colorful shorts? Can't you just be a normal boy and masturbate to thoughts of Farrah Fawcett instead?"
"Eww, dad. That's so gross. Even, this is funkin' fun."
Red looked at Eric in disbelief.
"So you'd rather dance with these pansies?" Red looks at one guy go by in rainbow colored shorts and an afro. "Holy freakin' mother of lord, I've raised a tinkerbell."
"Come on dad, just try it!"
"Are you out of your mind? I'm going home, I can still catch the end of the Packers game. And don't bother coming home in those shorts either."
"But..."
"Bob wouldn't mind the company. Sayonara." Red left the rink.
"Party pooper! Let's do the funk!" Eric took off his pants to expose his brightly colored shorts, then rolled onto the rink.
TV AD: "Roller skates, now ninety-five percent off at your local Salvation Army!" Red said to the camera when Eric and him were standing next to the Vista Cruiser.
"But dad."
"Just get in the car dumbass. And say goodbye to those fruity-licious shorts of yours."
THE END
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