Blackness, pain, and a throbbing sensation to pee, and vomit.

All those feelings are used to describe something really nasty. Like a cold, the flu or even….. a nasty hangover. Well, that's exactly what Hiccup Haddock could feel. A painful throbbing sensation inside his head, threating to burst a couple blood vessels or two.

Hiccup didn't dare moving a muscle, for he felt he could've vomited all over himself. His senses on full assault , and his memory possibly gone.

To Hiccup , last night was a wreck. He didn't remember what had happened , but he knew by the smell of alcohol , weed and a groaning Toothless….somewhere….Gods knows where…

*Insert barfing noises here*

Hiccup could suddenly smell the putrid stench of stomach acids and dissolving food come from an unknown location and a cry from a stupid male.

"I'm never drinking again….." , that were the only words muttered from Toothless.

Hiccup's only thought was , " Yeah , right. And I can transform into a dog. "

Hiccup knew this would put off their drinking for a short period of time, but now was not a time to ponder the next date to chug a pint.

With every careful inch of his body, he slowly moved his arms and legs to find a point of stability to stand up. A few feet away, a part of a sofa was in reach.

Hiccup decided with much debate that it would be perfect for him.

Hiccup slowly inched his way to the sofa, careful to not overdo. Hiccup didn't feel like vomiting his guts out. With a final few movements , his arm finally was able to reach the top sofa cushion. And with a deep breath, and a massive heave, he put both arms on the top and pulled him up onto the sofa. Suddenly , a wave of nausea hit Hiccup, threating to empty the contents of his stomaching onto the wooden floors, but Hiccup held on strong, resisting the urge and slowly sitting up, much to his discomfort.

Luckily, the blinds to the windows were closed and the headache could be maintained. If the blinds were opened, the story would've been much more different

Rubbing his eyes, he slowly cleared the crud off his eyes and saw his cabin was a mess. Bottles were thrown all over the room, puddles of unknown substance were laying in a few small pools , and Toothless was passed out, his body slumped next to the bathroom door, with stains of fresh vomit on his shirt and pants.

On a normal day, pictures and jokes would've been made, but Hiccup was in no mood to do anything. Luckily, a bottle of water…or what he hoped was water was next to his foot.

With a sniff, to make sure it wasn't alcoholic, he chugged the bottle of water to relieve himself. The sensation of water refreshed Hiccup, and let his mind ease on him. The water was a welcoming feel to his body and mind, and he felt he could stand up without vomiting.

He sat for a few more minutes, giving his body time to adjust and feel better.

Soon, he felt more energized and was able to stand up.

The waves of nausea were present once he stood up, however, that didn't deter Hiccup. He slowly made his way to the bathroom and rinsed his face off, he looked like shit.

Behind the mirror were some pills of aspirin , and after popping two tablets to soothe his headache, he was able to change his clothes and freshen up. After taking off his black jeans and t-shirt which smelled like a crap-ton of booze, and went and got two tabs of aspirin for Toothless. But not before getting a bottle of Sprite for himself and Toothless.

Toothless was still passed out, and to Hiccup's surprise , it was nighttime. 8pm..to be exact.

The snoring sight of Toothless was rather comical to a hungover Hiccup, more fun could've been made , but Hiccup's still throbbing headache prevented him from continuing.

With a deep breath and a prayer, Hiccup nudged Toothless' body with his foot, stirring a moan from the man. However , Toothless refused to budge, leaving an annoyed Hiccup in the midst. Hiccup was annoyed, so with some force and proper aim, Hiccup raise his leg and aimed for the ass of Toothless.

With an audible and somewhat satisfactory THUMP, Toothless stirred awake from his drunken slumber with an "OWWWWWWWWWW!" , earning a victorious look from the Haddock boy.

Hiccup smirked and left the Sprite and two tablets next to Toothless and said , "You've got your tabs and Sprite, wake up you sleeping jackass made of vomit…. And please go get changed. We've got a mess to clean up." …

This earned a loud moan from Toothless, who was begging for Hiccup to shoot him.

Hiccup could only smile.

AN : I'm so sorry. Please forgive me for not updating. Truth be told, I lost interest here. I've got ideas back , but I'm not sure where I'll go with this. Next chapter should be with Elsa.